My 2017 Thread

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Late to the thread, but I like where this is going.

Happy New Year, Forest.

Thank you. Happy New Year.

First Monday of 2017 and I don't have to go to work.

 

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$3,000,000.00 for 48 seconds of work.



For that kind of money, I would take a thorough ass-kicking...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I would, too.


I could wait to get revenge once the check had cleared . . . .

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mecutkda9w1r9x3w6o1_1280.jpg

 

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I'd shoot for a new payday of a million-five...

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24 seconds

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Twins in the news.

One was born in the last minutes of 12/31, the other in the opening minutes of 1/1...

Can you imagine it? "I'm one year older than you are, so I get to stay up later!"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I knew a couple of guys, twins, who used to argue about that shit . . .


and had been for 50 years.


Silly bastards.


Maybe 100K and a shot in the solar plexus, daily. I'd make do.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/cbea41c9afa3d09873ca0f86c9101645/tumblr_mepqkkFUqC1r9x3w6o1_1280.jpg

 

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I don't want to be held to anything long-term.


Show up, take the beatdown and take the money...


... probably to the track or the casino, maybe purchase the services of some lusty wenches.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Whores, Billy!!! Now we be talkin'!!!!


My hotel in Tampa was situated a block away from a strip club in either direction.


I remember the name of one . . . .


I managed to keep all of my singles on the outside . . . of the entrance. Fine establishments, I'm sure . . . .

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f68f364f07d7b44730aedf47472aa247/tumblr_meo50x2rcL1r9x3w6o1_540.jpg

 

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Google Hollyweed...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Silly fuckers!!!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/2665c2e5fd804b6e30f2f8e4e494c59f/tumblr_meo5093eDF1r9x3w6o1_500.jpg

 

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I applaud their creativity and lack of any actual damage to property.

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5-1, 5-0 somebody call the po po!

 

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Watching a local commercial for some sort of transportation...

Tagline:

SLTS​

Anyone Can Ride


I took that as an implied U (can ride)...

 

[Conager]

Watching a local commercial for some sort of transportation...

Tagline:

SLTS​

Anyone Can Ride


I took that as an implied U (can ride)...

Dodge has both SLT and SXT editions. I figure one is for those that put out and the other for those that just text.

 

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lol


Any of those Hemi Ginger?

 

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I just got a belated Christmas present. Every year the Queen forgets where she has stashed something, or that she even stashed it at all.



It is a periodic table shower curtain...

 

[Saint Peter]

That was not a very Noble Gas.



Sorry.

 

[Conager]

I just got a belated Christmas present. Every year the Queen forgets where she has stashed something, or that she even stashed it at all.



It is a periodic table shower curtain...

Did she yell Eureka when she found it?

 

[Herbicide]

It begins on a sad note. Her Majesty is on death watch. Condolences to our UK members, she has been a good and beloved monarch.

We also begin the New Year on a humerus note as we watch the Progressives melt down in the face of a defeat that caught them completely unawares. Condolences to our fellow Americans. We tried to tell them, but we were uneducated, stupid rustic deplorables clinging with antipathy to our guns and Bibles. Welcome to the Diaspora of your own making.

In sports, the NFL rings in the New Year with a letter opener stuck deeply in its back, by its own hand.

In the category of Hope and Change we now get to see what the Progressive Orange Don will do as President (see #2).

busybody is going to continue to get himself banned as he thinks that this is an effective manner in which to get attention (see #2).

My New Year resolution is to stop making fun of the mentally challenged on the board. I will be polite to them, but I will stop discussing any issues with them since it seems to bring out most of their issues.

I hope Cleaver continues to post inappropriate Haiku and that this is the final year for the alt performer whose whole schtick is a picture and a caption. What is this? 2004?

To my friends here, I hope and pray (in a sense) that this is your best and most prosperous year ever.

To Wat. Please do not discriminate against the cleavagely-challenged. Small boobs are good boobs too.

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"My best to you. Have a great life. Don't let me interrupt. See you later."

 

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Did she yell Eureka when she found it?

I wasn't there...



I'll ask.

 

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Herb....



At least choose a gif that you have not used before.

 

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The story of Hillary Clinton's popular-vote win where California pushed her over the top:

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/443466/print

This is what Progressives want...

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... nation-wide.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Progressing? To what???

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She is going to get such a spanking for stretching out her sweater neck...





Everyone knows you pull it up!!!

 

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Ahnold on celebrity apprentice:


Carney, you are terminated! Hasta la vista baybee!



We need to change the Constitution...

 

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So, this morning, I'm driving the Queen to work because the heater in her car quit (in 50 degree weather) and I'm looking at this sweet, sweet 67 Chevelle SS and I say to her, "Ooooooooo... Sweet Chevelle! Daddy wants!"

Well, she got pissed and steamed for a while before asking me, "Why the hell do you want a fat black woman?"

WHAT???

"That fat black woman back there, how do you know her name is Chevelle?"

What black woman? I was looking at the car!

"There's such a thing as a Chevelle?

"It sounds like a black name..."