My 2017 Thread

[Lancecastor]

Rangers are such shitty little trucklettes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Many.

There really ARE folk who dress and speak like Bob & Doug...

Btw, the '08 Ranger is still very much extant. It even lived in Osceola County for two months last winter.

Northern Boguns???


I am flabergasted!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rangers are such shitty little trucklettes.

Can I get a Canadian to American translation???

 

[Lancecastor]

Can I get a Canadian to American translation???

trucklette; a little truck, in this case a 1/4 ton.

Rangers are shitty; which part requires translation?

 

[Disgustipated]

In the spirit of Byron, I will say, "Ain't that a daisy...'

These references would be much less sad and pathetic if Byron didn't think you were sad and pathetic. Your little attention grabs works, though.

​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

trucklette; a little truck, in this case a 1/4 ton.

Rangers are shitty; which part requires translation?

I was wondering if a Ranger was like a Mountie and I have encountered trucklette for the first time in my life that I can recall.

I had an S10 for a decade and a half...

As we lived originally in the suburbs, it was a trade-off.

 

[Lancecastor]

I was wondering if a Ranger was like a Mountie and I have encountered trucklette for the first time in my life that I can recall.

I had an S10 for a decade and a half...

As we lived originally in the suburbs, it was a trade-off.

The s10 was a better truck than the ranger.

In particular, Rangers rot in the x brace above the spare tire and Ford doesn't make the replacement piece any more.

And the motors they use are all awful. The 4 is an old tractor motor, the 3 litre is a car motor and the 4 litre uses more gas than a 5 litre f150.

Terrible little trucks, but they were cheap to buy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Like my body, I used that S10 until every single thing began to give out at the same time.

As the man says,

If I leave this world as an organ donor, I did not live life to its fullest.

 

[Disgustipated]

My dad has an S10 with less than 100K on it. Nice little truck with the 4.3 Vortech. Perfect for towing a bass boat.

 

[Greypowerful]

Jeez, we have to disagree- fancy that, Lance.

The Vulcan block has been around since the 70's, so the 3-litre engine is old, but reliable technology. On the highway, I use barely 11 litres/100 km. I'm pretty sure that that's better fuel economy than most of the Yank behemoths you favour.

Yes, I bought it on price... funny thing, I was offered $15K for it recently- with 280K on the odometer.

Anyway, I give about a half a rat's arse what others think of my choice. The wee fawker still meets my needs, and the body's still fine.

Our other vehicle is a '16 Forester... have at THAT one, if you feel the need.

 

[Lancecastor]

You should have taken the money.

Forester's your wife's car?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought you bought Forester's in the big tranny-fluid cans...


A lot of Hillbilly truck snobbery going on here.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What kind of idiot responds to a thread by Robert_Mugabe?


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=83003188#post83003188

 

[Greypowerful]

I thought you bought Forester's in the big tranny-fluid cans...


A lot of Hillbilly truck snobbery going on here.

A Forester ain't no truck, Pilgrim.
Hellacious good station wagon, however.
These modern SUV's handle and ride like sporty sedans.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

SUVs are for suburban country posers...





... cougar transportation.

 

[Greypowerful]

SUVs are for suburban country posers...





... cougar transportation.

Good thing I live in the city, now, eh?

Cougar? Mummy had a '67, 289, 2-barrel With a 3-speed stick... Wide oval bias-plies burned off pretty quick!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And like American Women, Cougars just kept getting bigger until no one wanted one...

 

[Lancecastor]

A Forester ain't no truck, Pilgrim.
Hellacious good station wagon, however.
These modern SUV's handle and ride like sporty sedans.

Here's a fun thing for you to do with your wife's Forester....

Park it so one wheel is on ice and the other three on asphalt.

Try and drive it and see what happens.

 

[Greypowerful]

O Great Northern Karnak... sometimes you're truly thick as a brick.

I shall enunciate clearly so you're in no doubt as to content:

Can you say "Traction Control"?

Or am I gerrymandering the argument?

 

[Greypowerful]

And like American Women, Cougars just kept getting bigger until no one wanted one...

Yup - this was just a comfy Pony, at that point, luckily.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have four-wheel drive.

Low and high...



I don't use it often. I have sandbags for the bed.

 

[Lancecastor]

O Great Northern Karnak... sometimes you're truly thick as a brick.

I shall enunciate clearly so you're in no doubt as to content:

Can you say "Traction Control"?

Or am I gerrymandering the argument?

Try it; you'll see.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Democrats still don't get why they are lost.



Now they are rehanging the police as pigs picture...

I'm starting to hope they never figure it out.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Law Enforcement Appreciation Day



Obama makes like the NFL and refuses to light up the White House...

They just don't "get" it.



Washington Memorial goes dark in protest.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Democrats still don't get why they are lost.



Now they are rehanging the police as pigs picture...

I'm starting to hope they never figure it out.

Hi Mr. Tree!

Congrats on your own thread. Even if you had to create it yourself

Hope your resolutions are still going strong. Back to the pg, see you later gator!