My 10th Year Literotica Anniversary is this June and I want sex.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Never mind what my "join" date says. I was here before the join dates, before registration, before the Forum boards, before Alaska AND Hawaii. My first story was published here on June 19, 1999, and that's when the emailing between Literoticans began and it's my 10th year anniversary, and I want sex. Lots and lots of fucking. I don't care which woman it is, as long as you're clean, have never posted in favor of Intelligent Design or English as the national language, and can play a decent game of Scrabble. It's my 10th anniversary and I've put up with more trolls, alts, white supremacists, nimrods, fucktards, Republicans and dog fuckers than any of you and I deserve pussy.

We have some time to pick the winner so I suggest you all start training for the cage match.

 

[killallhippies]

black snake moan

 

[Ravenloft]

Is that really you in your av?

LOL.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is that really you in your av?

LOL.

Why I oughta...

 

[loveumore]

Post that story from 1999. I wanna read it. It's not in your submissions. Did you delete it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Post that story from 1999. I wanna read it. It's not in your submissions. Did you delete it?

It's there. On my home page it reads as 2000 because that's when Lit did its first big server switchover.

Teaching Patti

AJ's favorite story.

 

[loveumore]

It's there. On my home page it reads as 2000 because that's when Lit did its first big server switchover.

Teaching Patti

AJ's favorite story.

I hate having teenagers. I couldn't finish the story.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hate having teenagers. I couldn't finish the story.

Try Jazzy Girl. I wrote it a couple of months later.

 

[Ravenloft]

Why I oughta...

Now, now, DCL, only crasy people talk to themselves.

That being said, how ya doing you old coot.

Doesn't look like anyone's offering themselves up yet.

It might be a lonely night, watching Harold and Maude again, eh?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It might be a lonely night, watching Harold and Maude again, eh?

No, tonight's Fanny and Alexander night. Break out the bourbon.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Now, now, DCL, only crasy people talk to themselves.

That being said, how ya doing you old coot.

Doesn't look like anyone's offering themselves up yet.

It might be a lonely night, watching Harold and Maude again, eh?

I'm chatting on Facebook. I'm addicted to the thing. I've already found a bunch of old high school friends -- and Hitler, apparently. He's really sorry, it turns out.

 

[Ravenloft]

Spring time for Hitler...

 

[glynndah]

Never mind what my "join" date says. I was here before the join dates, before registration, before the Forum boards, before Alaska AND Hawaii. My first story was published here on June 19, 1999, and that's when the emailing between Literoticans began and it's my 10th year anniversary, and I want sex. Lots and lots of fucking. I don't care which woman it is, as long as you're clean, have never posted in favor of Intelligent Design or English as the national language, and can play a decent game of Scrabble. It's my 10th anniversary and I've put up with more trolls, alts, white supremacists, nimrods, fucktards, Republicans and dog fuckers than any of you and I deserve pussy.

We have some time to pick the winner so I suggest you all start training for the cage match.

Just how good to I have to be at Scrabble?

 

[Ravenloft]

If you can spell pussy, he'll give you a triple word score.

 

[Phelia]

It's pretty clear that you need to top off the decade with a ten-some. Shotgun!

Also, what if one of the girls tries to use medieval dragon literature as proof that humans and dinosaurs co-existed, but wins a game of scrabble with the word, "qophs?" You'd make and exception, right? That'd be pretty impressive.

 

[MechaBlade]

I am here to help you pick.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Also, what if one of the girls tries to use medieval dragon literature as proof that humans and dinosaurs co-existed, but wins a game of scrabble with the word, "qophs?"

Bah. He doesn't need medieval dragon lit to prove that...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/XenozoicTalesDarkHorse01.jpg

 

[The_Trouvere]

It's my 10th anniversary and I've put up with more trolls, alts, white supremacists, nimrods, fucktards, Republicans and dog fuckers than any of you.

So, the Republicans here have sex with dogs. I suspected that, but I did not have any independent verification. If that's not against the law, it should be. Think of all those sexually abused dogs who will be traumatized for life.

 

[where]

Never mind what my "join" date says. I was here before the join dates, before registration, before the Forum boards, before Alaska AND Hawaii. My first story was published here on June 19, 1999, and that's when the emailing between Literoticans began and it's my 10th year anniversary, and I want sex. Lots and lots of fucking. I don't care which woman it is, as long as you're clean, have never posted in favor of Intelligent Design or English as the national language, and can play a decent game of Scrabble. It's my 10th anniversary and I've put up with more trolls, alts, white supremacists, nimrods, fucktards, Republicans and dog fuckers than any of you and I deserve pussy.

We have some time to pick the winner so I suggest you all start training for the cage match.

will it be oil or melted chocolate in the cage match?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Try Jazzy Girl. I wrote it a couple of months later.

I Fucking Totally LOVE Jazzy Girl!

I Could Give You Head That'll Turn You Cross-Eyed, Dixon Carter Lee

 

[pabloback]

will it be oil or melted chocolate in the cage match?

coconut oil

chocolate looks too much like scat


hey ! what a great idea

 

[RoryN]

Rumor has it that you get a set of steak knives at your 10th anniversary.

Third place is you're fired.

 

[pabloback]

i can remember the days when dcl was funny and entertaining

damn i have been here a long time too


at least i have stayed true to my roots and not raised my standards


how many others can claim that

 

[JohnnySavage]

Never mind what my "join" date says. I was here before the join dates, before registration, before the Forum boards, before Alaska AND Hawaii. My first story was published here on June 19, 1999, and that's when the emailing between Literoticans began and it's my 10th year anniversary, and I want sex. Lots and lots of fucking. I don't care which woman it is, as long as you're clean, have never posted in favor of Intelligent Design or English as the national language, and can play a decent game of Scrabble. It's my 10th anniversary and I've put up with more trolls, alts, white supremacists, nimrods, fucktards, Republicans and dog fuckers than any of you and I deserve pussy.

We have some time to pick the winner so I suggest you all start training for the cage match.

Your mother must be very proud.

 

[RoryN]

at least i have stayed true to my roots and not raised my standards


how many others can claim that

Only about 94% of the GB.