Must Love Dogs

[sirhugs]

Don't know about you, but I am lust filled by the PYTs in short shorts waklking their dogs lately.

A dog could be as easy an ice breaker in a Lit story as IRL, and the Lit story could be a lot more fun.

Imagine "Gee, Mister, I'm so sorry that Daisy dug up your prize petunia is there anything I can do to make it up to you? ANYTHING?"

 

[sirhugs]

Or they both have dogs- the male dog takes a liking to the female one...

 

[davion2308]

Too obvious

The original one: "Sorry the dog damaged your flowers ... I'll have to make it up to you," is so big and obvious, you'll get trucked by scoring and negative comments, unless you can make the conversation exceptionally good.

This would be a good relationship builder. How's this? The weather has been rough and spring hasn't really hit yet in the location. Suddenly it's really warm out. Our protagonist, a chunky girl named Sarah, gets her dog ready for yet another goddamn walk. It's hot out, she puts on her shorts and realizes how loose they fit. She's used to sweat pants and the fit was never a bit deal because of elastic bands and such.

Hey, she thinks, do ... do my legs look good? They do. She's had some success from all the miles she's walked her dog during COVID and now she's dropped some pounds. She didn't notice it before. She goes out, suddenly sparked with confidence.

A guy walking his dog talks to her. No one ever talked to her before. Their dogs sniff each other politely, they chat, she smiles at him, he smiles back ... they never smile back. She has a date now!

Fuck it. I'll write that story.

 

[sirhugs]

The original one: "Sorry the dog damaged your flowers ... I'll have to make it up to you," is so big and obvious, you'll get trucked by scoring and negative comments, unless you can make the conversation exceptionally good.

This would be a good relationship builder. How's this? The weather has been rough and spring hasn't really hit yet in the location. Suddenly it's really warm out. Our protagonist, a chunky girl named Sarah, gets her dog ready for yet another goddamn walk. It's hot out, she puts on her shorts and realizes how loose they fit. She's used to sweat pants and the fit was never a bit deal because of elastic bands and such.

Hey, she thinks, do ... do my legs look good? They do. She's had some success from all the miles she's walked her dog during COVID and now she's dropped some pounds. She didn't notice it before. She goes out, suddenly sparked with confidence.

A guy walking his dog talks to her. No one ever talked to her before. Their dogs sniff each other politely, they chat, she smiles at him, he smiles back ... they never smile back. She has a date now!

Fuck it. I'll write that story.

I will read that story

 

[Carnevil9]

Or they both have dogs- the male dog takes a liking to the female one...

Sally is walking her boy dog, Butch. Bob is walking his girl dog, Daisy. They bump into each other at the park. Butch and Daisy sniff each other's butts for awhile while Sally and Bob make small talk. After a few minutes, they glance over at the two dogs, only to see that Butch has mounted Sally and is giving her a thorough humping!

Bob leans close to Sally and says, "I'd like to be doing what Butch is doing."

Sally leans in and says, "Go ahead. She's your dog."

 

[sirhugs]

Sally is walking her boy dog, Butch. Bob is walking his girl dog, Daisy. They bump into each other at the park. Butch and Daisy sniff each other's butts for awhile while Sally and Bob make small talk. After a few minutes, they glance over at the two dogs, only to see that Butch has mounted Sally and is giving her a thorough humping!

Bob leans close to Sally and says, "I'd like to be doing what Butch is doing."

Sally leans in and says, "Go ahead. She's your dog."

I needed the chortle, but not sure where the story goes on Lit...

 

[LupusDei]

She ran through the forest naked (may or may not have a specific reason to it). Seeing someone approaching she tried to hide, and could be successful at that, not for his dog who pointed her out.

 

[LupusDei]

Dog batching

A girl with a dog complain she have nowhere to swim with her dog. A guy offers his private place on a river. It turns out to be very nice and private indeed. It becomes a regular thing. At some point she feels there safe and/or adventurous enough to decide swimsuit isn't mandatory. Rest follows, slow but steady, perhaps she moves in eventually.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

1) man finds a dog running loose near a highway and is able to catch it. There is no tag, so he takes it home. He drives around nearby neighborhoods and finally sees a sign - "lost dog, reward if found" with a phone number...

2) "Karen" finds dog shit in her yard and sits by the front window early morning watching to see who it is. It is the new good looking neighbor from down the street. She rushes out and accosts him, yelling, threatening to call the police. He asks if they can talk like adults, disarming her a bit. They go inside for a cup of coffee. Once inside, he turns the tables on her, dominating her, forcing her, allowing her to discover her sub side...

3) young Suzie (18 y/o) is out walking their big dog who isn't well trained. He pulls her down, scraping her knee in front of the Jones' house. Mrs. Jones sees what happens and rushes out to catch the dog and help Suzie. She insists she come inside so she can clean the scrape. Mr. Jones is there, watching, admiring the smooth skin of the young girls thighs. Mrs. Jones catches him perving on Suzie and makes her own moves, seducing her into a 3some...

4) Neighbor's dogs are barking loudly in the middle of the night. Steve calls, but there is no answer so he goes out to see what is going on. He sees a light on inside and the cut MILF laying on the floor he rushes in, calling 911. Turns out it was just a fainting spell and the kids and husband are away for the weekend. She wants to thank him for being so concerned...

 

[sirhugs]

1) man finds a dog running loose near a highway and is able to catch it. There is no tag, so he takes it home. He drives around nearby neighborhoods and finally sees a sign - "lost dog, reward if found" with a phone number...

2) "Karen" finds dog shit in her yard and sits by the front window early morning watching to see who it is. It is the new good looking neighbor from down the street. She rushes out and accosts him, yelling, threatening to call the police. He asks if they can talk like adults, disarming her a bit. They go inside for a cup of coffee. Once inside, he turns the tables on her, dominating her, forcing her, allowing her to discover her sub side...

3) young Suzie (18 y/o) is out walking their big dog who isn't well trained. He pulls her down, scraping her knee in front of the Jones' house. Mrs. Jones sees what happens and rushes out to catch the dog and help Suzie. She insists she come inside so she can clean the scrape. Mr. Jones is there, watching, admiring the smooth skin of the young girls thighs. Mrs. Jones catches him perving on Suzie and makes her own moves, seducing her into a 3some...

4) Neighbor's dogs are barking loudly in the middle of the night. Steve calls, but there is no answer so he goes out to see what is going on. He sees a light on inside and the cut MILF laying on the floor he rushes in, calling 911. Turns out it was just a fainting spell and the kids and husband are away for the weekend. She wants to thank him for being so concerned...

#3 is close to what I had in mind...

 

[sirhugs]

I don't usually bump dead threads, but I did notice that we have entered "the dog days of August".

 

[Flibber_T_Gibbet]

How 'bout this?

I took a stab at a dog walker story a few years back. Seems pretty popular in the romance genre.

https://www.literotica.com/s/of-dogs-and-deliveries

 

[Carnevil9]

I took a stab at a dog walker story a few years back. Seems pretty popular in the romance genre.

https://www.literotica.com/s/of-dogs-and-deliveries

I don't have much to add, but I just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE your screen name!

 

[sirhugs]

I took a stab at a dog walker story a few years back. Seems pretty popular in the romance genre.

https://www.literotica.com/s/of-dogs-and-deliveries

Did you kill her or was she just wounded?

Yeah, I know... I just couldn't resist...sorry.

seriously, nice story though I'm not a huge Romance fan. As I often do with that genre, I found there was a lot of story for the sex. I notice it got a great score though, so what do I know?

I WAS hoping that she hooked up with Mr. Wilson, but that might just be because I', a dirty old man myself.

 

[sirhugs]

It occured to me overnight that any story based on the love of digs must feature doggy style sex

 

[Salacious_Scribe]

It occured to me overnight that any story based on the love of digs must feature doggy style sex

Or pet play...

Maybe someone is violently allergic to dogs but desperatly wants one. So they adopt a dog boy/girl who lives 24/7 as a pet except for those intimate moments...

 

[sirhugs]

Or pet play...

Maybe someone is violently allergic to dogs but desperatly wants one. So they adopt a dog boy/girl who lives 24/7 as a pet except for those intimate moments...

truly advanced

 

[jaF0]

Or pet play...

Maybe someone is violently allergic to dogs but desperatly wants one. So they adopt a dog boy/girl who lives 24/7 as a pet except for those intimate moments...

She (either stranger or relative) takes pity on he who has recently lost his longtime companion and agrees to become his replacement.

 

[Salacious_Scribe]

She (either stranger or relative) takes pity on he who has recently lost his longtime companion and agrees to become his replacement.

Reminds me of an old joke. Using Cersi Lannister instead of the actual persons name to avoid beng flamed...

Cersi Lannister is being driven through the heart of Stark lands when her driver strikes adn kills an old cow. Cersi sees a farmhouse in the distance and tells her driver to let the owners know that she'll replace it. The driver goes to the door and knocks.

Several hours later he returns to the car, his clothes in disarray and drunker than a frat boy on spring break.

Cersi- "What the hell happened."
Driver- "I told them I was Cersi Lannisters driver, and that I hit and killed the old cow. The farmer made me drink his finest moonshine and the daughter screwed my brains out."

Use your least favorite female politician to replace Cersi.

 

[Jamie_and_Lisa]

Reminds me of an old joke. Using Cersi Lannister instead of the actual persons name to avoid beng flamed...

Cersi Lannister is being driven through the heart of Stark lands when her driver strikes adn kills an old cow. Cersi sees a farmhouse in the distance and tells her driver to let the owners know that she'll replace it. The driver goes to the door and knocks.

Several hours later he returns to the car, his clothes in disarray and drunker than a frat boy on spring break.

Cersi- "What the hell happened."
Driver- "I told them I was Cersi Lannisters driver, and that I hit and killed the old cow. The farmer made me drink his finest moonshine and the daughter screwed my brains out."

Use your least favorite female politician to replace Cersi.

A guy is drinking in a bar and two guys next to him are telling jokes about politicians.

He takes a turn, "So this society rounded up all the politicians an put them on a desired island..."

After a long pause the bartender said, "And, what did they do next?"

"Live happily ever after."

 

[sirhugs]

A guy is drinking in a bar and two guys next to him are telling jokes about politicians.

He takes a turn, "So this society rounded up all the politicians an put them on a desired island..."

After a long pause the bartender said, "And, what did they do next?"

"Live happily ever after."

just imagine the interbreeding on the island, politicians fucking each other instead of the people....

 

[wickedpen]

Just a twist you might consider. Tell the story from the point of view of the dog.

"She took me to meet that fucking dog run where that good looking guy lets his lab growls nasty hateful things are my perfect poodle looks, but his owner is all over my owner. Back at her apartment, after dropping "butch" off at his place, he comes over and I have listen to them..."

It could go a lot of ways, but could be interesting...

 

[sirhugs]

Just a twist you might consider. Tell the story from the point of view of the dog.

"She took me to meet that fucking dog run where that good looking guy lets his lab growls nasty hateful things are my perfect poodle looks, but his owner is all over my owner. Back at her apartment, after dropping "butch" off at his place, he comes over and I have listen to them..."

It could go a lot of ways, but could be interesting...

innteresting. ambitious...

 

[JJA122]

Just thought of a wholesome plotline between a person who fosters dogs and the person at the shelter. Like, ridiculously wholesome, where he meets the other person's mother before they even get to first base. I'm imagining the fosterer has all this sage advice about alpha dogs, living with a pack, respect and love for the dog. Maybe the other person asks when the last time he went for vacation was, and so they go camping together.

Once again, I'm thinking about it being gay male story...

 

[JJA122]

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