Mushy Minx Thread

[Harpoon]

Nsty Liiiiiiiiixx, how are you? You still hiding Red from us?

 

[*Catbabe*]

OMG is that who has been calling from inside the closet??!!! *G* Nsty Babes ya gotta let Red out she needs air, sunlight, food........to see how bad you are


Huggggggggs and lickkkksss Babes

 

[Harpoon]

especially food! Poor poor Red

 

[PaulUK]

Crown? May i ask why your running in and out huffing and puffing? Or do i wanna know!! *G*

Probably not... all I can remember is running through all the different threads and winding up where I started from...

I should point out that the strap on wason my forehead... it was a unichorny motif. And it all made sense at the time.

 

[Saoirse]

this was obviously when you were under the influence of alcohol again!!!! Everything seems like a good idea then!

Hiya Texieeeeeeeee and Nstyyyyyy... hugggggggsss

 

[PaulUK]

Me? Under the influence? OK, I might drink a little more communion wine than some of the other monks, but...

 

[Saoirse]

did your order of monks take a vow of silence by chance???

 

[Harpoon]

Paul is their spokesman

 

[PaulUK]

We did take a vow of silence. That's why I have this special no-talking keyboard.

The only exception to the silence thing is when we sing...

 

[Harpoon]

OMG not more signing... or is it more like chanting?

Anyone else want earplugs I got a big box of them

 

[*Catbabe*]

We did take a vow of silence. That's why I have this special no-talking keyboard.

The only exception to the silence thing is when we sing...

*writing long letter to the Paul's order protesting their exception...singing is a sin....when done by certain people*

 

[PaulUK]

*plays power chord on the organ to hide the sound of Cat's letter being read out... *

 

[*Catbabe*]

Okay....welll I have ways of bribing the head brother dude in charge of the order *G*...(I have no idea what he is called.. Brother superior? Head MonK? First Friar?)

And dont tell me that's you...they wouldnt put you in charge.....or is that what happened?

 

[PaulUK]

I kinda cheated on the elections. I yelled out "all in favour of Paullie being Da Man say 'Aye'!" And while they were looking around quizzacally and trying to work out how to do that with a vow of silence, I had an episode of Sesame Street playing which featured the letter I. I won the election 1-0 with 58 abstentions.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I kinda cheated on the elections. I yelled out "all in favour of Paullie being Da Man say 'Aye'!" And while they were looking around quizzacally and trying to work out how to do that with a vow of silence, I had an episode of Sesame Street playing which featured the letter I. I won the election 1-0 with 58 abstentions.

OMG and you guys say that I like to make things up????*G*

 

[PaulUK]

I have no idea what you mean

 

[*Catbabe*]

Uh huh.....*G* you just combined Sesame Street(with the number of the day) and a large group of monks .....I guess I should just be thankful that you didnt make Ernie and Bert and Elmo and the other monsters into monks

 

[Sinful]

Pooooor Elmo will never be the same

 

[*Catbabe*]

noooo he wont....after all I think he had the hots for Zoe

 

[Sinful]

Accccccccccccckkkkkkk I'll never view Elmo the same again Pervy little monster

 

[*Catbabe*]

uh huh you should be wary of all little red furry guys..didnt your mama teach you that?*G*

 

[Sinful]

LMAO Ummmmm no my momma missed that one

 

[*Catbabe*]

oh scary...all this time you didnt know about the danger out there

 

[Sinful]

Nooooooooo Sweet innocent me was completely unaware

 

[PaulUK]

Sure Elmo is a monk... we shave his fur on the top and everything...