Mullets. They're not just for breakfast anymore.

[riff]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/index.html

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

(On the mulletjunky site, I suggest that you go to the FAQ and then make your way through the classifications.)

Contemplation:

I remember in marine biology we learned that in cool waters we find fewer varieties of fish, but greater in number per species. Likewise, in warmer waters we find a greater variety of fish, but fewer in number per species.

Consider the mullet in a similar light. In more progressive urban communities, we will find a greater variety of mullet styles, but fewer in number. In more conservative rural communities we will find less variety of mullet, but more in number.

I am also curious if any of our gentle contributors owns a mullet. Hats off... hats off...

 

[TN_Vixen]

I heard

that mullets dyed green cause some women to spotaneously orgasm.

 

[riff]

Re: I heard

that mullets dyed green cause some women to spotaneously orgasm.

It's true! I heard the same thing, though I have never seen it happen. Is that what you might call a "mullgasm?"