Muff Mafia

[Justabaldguy70]

Anyone else thinking about how @aussiegeekygal is in the bath right this second touching her vag?

I was just concerned she might of slipped and hit her head, you should help her

 

[RandallOldman]

@aussiegeekygal , If shaving doesn't work out for you, just go big on the distortion. Errr, fuzz. Whatever - you know what I mean.

But good luck with the smoovies!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also, taught skin is your friend. So use the fingers of one hand to pull the skin smooth while you shave with the other. Much less likely to cut yourself that way.

If it’s been a while I have also used clippers to cut down the thicket before employing the razor

I'm gonna need a bloody whipper snipper

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm gonna need a bloody whipper snipper

Bloody is the opposite of my goal when demuffing

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sweet baby Jesus that was a lot more work than I was prepared for

But I did it

The fear was warranted. It made me reverent. I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille

 

[deft]

But I did it

Bravo!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s gonna be the new muff mafia Queen? Can you be don of the muff mafia without a muff?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Who’s gonna be the new muff mafia Queen? Can you be don of the muff mafia without a muff?

Worse case scenario, I'll sport a merkin.

But it doesn't seem right...

 

[jason28053]

Sweet baby Jesus that was a lot more work than I was prepared for

But I did it

The fear was warranted. It made me reverent. I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille

Ready Camera action

 

[jason28053]

Worse case scenario, I'll sport a merkin.

But it doesn't seem right...

Muffy the Merkin?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Man up and use a straight razor.

Start with this:



Then go to the straight razor.

Now that you’re going to laser your twat, I recommend you start shaving your armpits and legs.

And throw the Birks away.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Man up and use a straight razor.

Start with this:

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Then go to the straight razor.

Now that you’re going to laser your twat, I recommend you start shaving your armpits and legs.

And throw the Birks away.

Hedge trimmer would have been helpful. Where are you last night?!?

I just glittered my armpit hair. Rainbow glitter. It sparkles.

And I'm a croc kid, remember?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hedge trimmer would have been helpful. Where are you last night?!?

I just glittered my armpit hair. Rainbow glitter. It sparkles.

And I'm a croc kid, remember?!

Crocs are gateway hideous footwear. You start out with Crocs and then you’re onto harder, uglier shoes like Birks.

You can still use the hedge trimmer on your armpits. It’ll make the process a little smoother, so to speak.

The thing is, I don’t even know if you’re joking about the glittered armpit hair.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The thing is, I don’t even know if you’re joking about the glittered armpit hair.

I know.
That's what makes this all so fun

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And I'm a croc kid, remember?!

I absolutely LOVE Crocs flip flops

 

[aussiegeekygal]

One thing I was entirely unprepared for; the time in between getting lasered and your hair actually falling out...

Trust the process, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

One thing I was entirely unprepared for; the time in between getting lasered and your hair actually falling out...

Trust the process, right?

I saw a tiktok where a lady called her snoodle a Dalmatian during her laser process cuz it was spots of hair.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I saw a tiktok where a lady called her snoodle a Dalmatian during her laser process cuz it was spots of hair.

I did find a birthmark I forgot I had.
It's fainter than it used to be because I'm generally paler since leaving Australia and her abundant sunshine

 

[Justabaldguy70]

One thing I was entirely unprepared for; the time in between getting lasered and your hair actually falling out...

Trust the process, right?

Wait it doesn’t just disappear right when you get it layered?

 

[Bbl87]

I did find a birthmark I forgot I had.
It's fainter than it used to be because I'm generally paler since leaving Australia and her abundant sunshine

It's funny you mention that... it just reminded my I have a sizable birthmark in the nether regions I forgot I had...

 

[BongoGal]

I go in for a medical procedure in less than three weeks. The main action will be in my chest, but to get there they will be sending stuff up and through an artery starting in my thigh. Something similar (and many times more serious) was done a few years ago, and the night before that operation, I learned, "We will need to shave you." Um...okay. A sheet shielded my eyes from the electric clippers, but the nurse did a fantastic job. Between the demuffing and the operation, I gave myself a feel down there, and I was very impressed by the baby-smooth result of whatever clippers were used. But still, I find it curious that they didn't tell me ahead of time that I might want to take care of it myself. This new procedure is about eighteen days away, and I am wondering if they will suggest that I take care of things ahead of time, or if they'll just go to town that morning. The first time, I was wide awake. Might they wait until I'm unconscious?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I go in for a medical procedure in less than three weeks. The main action will be in my chest, but to get there they will be sending stuff up and through an artery starting in my thigh. Something similar (and many times more serious) was done a few years ago, and the night before that operation, I learned, "We will need to shave you." Um...okay. A sheet shielded my eyes from the electric clippers, but the nurse did a fantastic job. Between the demuffing and the operation, I gave myself a feel down there, and I was very impressed by the baby-smooth result of whatever clippers were used. But still, I find it curious that they didn't tell me ahead of time that I might want to take care of it myself. This new procedure is about eighteen days away, and I am wondering if they will suggest that I take care of things ahead of time, or if they'll just go to town that morning. The first time, I was wide awake. Might they wait until I'm unconscious?

Best of luck.

The nosey parts of me are curious about the surgery. I've scrubbed in on some radiofrequency ablations to treat ventricular tachycardia in a previous life and like you, was fascinated at the sheer skill and precision of the scrub nurses and their grooming skills. Better yet were the scrub nurses who had to shave testicles for poor blokes going in for brachytherapy . They have my pure, unadulterated admiration.

 

[RandallOldman]

I go in for a medical procedure in less than three weeks. The main action will be in my chest, but to get there they will be sending stuff up and through an artery starting in my thigh. Something similar (and many times more serious) was done a few years ago, and the night before that operation, I learned, "We will need to shave you." Um...okay. A sheet shielded my eyes from the electric clippers, but the nurse did a fantastic job. Between the demuffing and the operation, I gave myself a feel down there, and I was very impressed by the baby-smooth result of whatever clippers were used. But still, I find it curious that they didn't tell me ahead of time that I might want to take care of it myself. This new procedure is about eighteen days away, and I am wondering if they will suggest that I take care of things ahead of time, or if they'll just go to town that morning. The first time, I was wide awake. Might they wait until I'm unconscious?

I had to have a similar procedure, and because I knew someone else who had had the same thing done, I knew I'd be shaved. So I took pre-emptive action, lol.

As it turns out, it almost caused the cancellation of said procedure. They don't want to risk any nicks as possible points of infection. So maybe that's why they didn't mention it.

Years later I had to have ankle surgery, and they specifically told me, DO NOT shave below the waist prior to the procedure. Made me wonder how wild they planned to get with the ankle business.

It's a crazy world in them-thar operating rooms.

 

[BongoGal]

The nosey parts of me are curious about the surgery. I've scrubbed in on some radiofrequency ablations to treat ventricular tachycardia in a previous life...

Ding ding ding! (The first time was for full-on open-heart surgery with a rib spreader and heart-lung machine. The ablation should be comparatively quick and easy and home before dark.)

I had to have a similar procedure, and because I knew someone else who had had the same thing done, I knew I'd be shaved. So I took pre-emptive action, lol.

As it turns out, it almost caused the cancellation of said procedure. They don't want to risk any nicks as possible points of infection. So maybe that's why they didn't mention it.

Wow! That's really good to know! I'll just let 'em take care of it in the ways they like.

I have to imagine that the nurses who shave people have some amusing stories to tell.

 

[THROBBS]

I had to have an invasive brain scan (cerebral angiography). Before the actual procedure, a nurse shaved me. It might have been fun, except for the cold environment and the anticipation of a camera going from my groin all the way up and into my brain! Best left for fantasy. I rather doubt that I was fodder for any of her fantasies. LOL

For my vasectomy, I shaved myself. The surgeon said I did a good job. I kinda liked the result, but the wife woman took no interest. (as usual).

Pretty sure that for my hernia operation they shaved me, but only at the area of operation.