Muff Mafia

[BongoGal]

Pretty sure that for my hernia operation they shaved me, but only at the area of operation.

Oh my God, I really hope they don't just do half on me. (It might look hilarious, though.)

 

[peekingone]

Oh my God, I really hope they don't just do half on me. (It might look hilarious, though.)

I had hernia surgery and yes they only did where the incision was. Yes it was funny and had to be taken care of for sure LOL

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh my God, I really hope they don't just do half on me. (It might look hilarious, though.)

I was shaved before my hernia op.

The worst bit was, I was shaved dry. No foam, no gel. One of the most uncomfortable things I've had done

 

[BongoGal]

The worst bit was, I was shaved dry. No foam, no gel. One of the most uncomfortable things I've had done

With a straight razor!
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[THROBBS]

With a straight razor!
https://newenglandshaving.com/cdn/shop/products/dovo-dovo-classic-straight-razor-black-handle-5-8-full-hollow-ground-30506526376089_600x600.png?v=1706751396

I think that was how they opened me up!

Half muff-less.
(healing and stubbly 2014 I think)

 

[Saltfountain]

With a straight razor!
https://newenglandshaving.com/cdn/shop/products/dovo-dovo-classic-straight-razor-black-handle-5-8-full-hollow-ground-30506526376089_600x600.png?v=1706751396

Worse, with a shitty plastic Bic

 

[BongoGal]

Worse, with a shitty plastic Bic

Gah! You could see it? I don't want to watch.

 

[Saltfountain]

Gah! You could see it? I don't want to watch.

You definitely don't want to feel it

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm officially relinquishing my title as the Muff Mafia Mistress. I've decided to get laser hair removal and will be sans pubic hair for the foreseeable future. My gossamery soft snatch will no longer be.

But it's not without sacrifice.

In addition to adjusting to the idea of sporting a bald beaver, I have to first brave the wildernesses and shave my cooch.

Friends... I've never done such a thing. A razor has never kissed these tender lips. And I'll admit, I'm TERRIFIED. I have horror stories of taking chunks out of my shins as I learn to shave my legs and my labia are concerned for their well-being. To add insult to injury, I misplaced my razor during my travels so I had to go stare in total angst at the shaving aisle in the supermarket willing up the courage to choose an implement of potential torture. I finally did it, but I kid you not I spent the better part of twenty minutes staring into the abyss of my bad decision.

The appointment is tomorrow so I'm going to shave tonight. My sister tells me I should squat in the shower. I can't picture how on earth that would work. Blind faith I assume. And what about the butthole??? That skin is sensitive. Not to mention transformed into weird ass shapes post childbirth.

The things we do...

I'll let you know how it all goes.

And before you ask, no pics (except @Indie )

Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it

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[PlanetaryNebula]

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Damn!
So you need to shave for laser removal? I would start with scissors first. Or a machete. If you don’t trim the excess growth youre gonna be going through razors like we the people

 

[Mrtenant]

Geebus, just get the candles out, put on some Barry White, have some wine, and get your lover to shave that bad beaver?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Geebus, just get the candles out, put on some Barry White, have some wine, and get your lover to shave that bad beaver?

Worse. Permanent removal.

And if by lover you mean myself, then yes.
(And I'm the best lover I've ever had, so that tracks)

 

[Mrtenant]

Worse. Permanent removal.

And if by lover you mean myself, then yes.
(And I'm the best lover I've ever had, so that tracks)

Open to interpretation, yes? Though, a shared experience has it's own thrills and chills.

I've done it for a beaver or two. It's a fine experience.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok so I have an idea. Instead of passing the mantle to some muffalicious litster, you get a merkin, and change the name of the thread to merkin mafia

 

[Lord Pmann]

You know, you don’t actually need to pass the muff mantle onto anyone. You shaved your vagina to hopefully get my attention. I appreciate the effort. But come on… you get enough attention.

Why not just encourage others to leave their beaver pelts behind and go with the dolphin look?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know, you don’t actually need to pass the muff mantle onto anyone. You shaved your vagina to hopefully get my attention. I appreciate the effort. But come on… you get enough attention.

Why not just encourage others to leave their beaver pelts behind and go with the dolphin look?

Yes.
I did this all for you

 

[Lord Pmann]

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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Pot, have you met kettle?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pot, have you met kettle?

This is why we are friends.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Pot, have you met kettle?

This is why we are friends.

I’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then

This is pretty accurate.

I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.

Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.

I had a hairy reputation to uphold

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is pretty accurate.

I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.

Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.

I had a hairy reputation to uphold

The only thing I heard is that I missed nakedness

 

[tcdaddy]

I'm in! I love muff! I could eat it all day

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm in! I love muff! I could eat it all day

Helluva first post, brother. Welcome to Lit. Good job jumping right in there. All downhill from here.

 

[deft]

This is pretty accurate.

I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.

Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.

I had a hairy reputation to uphold

Banging is on the table?