Muff Mafia

I'm officially relinquishing my title as the Muff Mafia Mistress. I've decided to get laser hair removal and will be sans pubic hair for the foreseeable future. My gossamery soft snatch will no longer be.

But it's not without sacrifice.

In addition to adjusting to the idea of sporting a bald beaver, I have to first brave the wildernesses and shave my cooch.

Friends... I've never done such a thing. A razor has never kissed these tender lips. And I'll admit, I'm TERRIFIED. I have horror stories of taking chunks out of my shins as I learn to shave my legs and my labia are concerned for their well-being. To add insult to injury, I misplaced my razor during my travels so I had to go stare in total angst at the shaving aisle in the supermarket willing up the courage to choose an implement of potential torture. I finally did it, but I kid you not I spent the better part of twenty minutes staring into the abyss of my bad decision.

The appointment is tomorrow so I'm going to shave tonight. My sister tells me I should squat in the shower. I can't picture how on earth that would work. Blind faith I assume. And what about the butthole??? That skin is sensitive. Not to mention transformed into weird ass shapes post childbirth.

The things we do...

I'll let you know how it all goes.

And before you ask, no pics (except @Indie )

Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it
 
I'm officially relinquishing my title as the Muff Mafia Mistress. I've decided to get laser hair removal and will be sans pubic hair for the foreseeable future. My gossamery soft snatch will no longer be.

But it's not without sacrifice.

In addition to adjusting to the idea of sporting a bald beaver, I have to first brave the wildernesses and shave my cooch.

Friends... I've never done such a thing. A razor has never kissed these tender lips. And I'll admit, I'm TERRIFIED. I have horror stories of taking chunks out of my shins as I learn to shave my legs and my labia are concerned for their well-being. To add insult to injury, I misplaced my razor during my travels so I had to go stare in total angst at the shaving aisle in the supermarket willing up the courage to choose an implement of potential torture. I finally did it, but I kid you not I spent the better part of twenty minutes staring into the abyss of my bad decision.

The appointment is tomorrow so I'm going to shave tonight. My sister tells me I should squat in the shower. I can't picture how on earth that would work. Blind faith I assume. And what about the butthole??? That skin is sensitive. Not to mention transformed into weird ass shapes post childbirth.

The things we do...

I'll let you know how it all goes.

And before you ask, no pics (except @Indie )

Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it
Good luck 🤞🏻
 
I'm officially relinquishing my title as the Muff Mafia Mistress. I've decided to get laser hair removal and will be sans pubic hair for the foreseeable future. My gossamery soft snatch will no longer be.

But it's not without sacrifice.

In addition to adjusting to the idea of sporting a bald beaver, I have to first brave the wildernesses and shave my cooch.

Friends... I've never done such a thing. A razor has never kissed these tender lips. And I'll admit, I'm TERRIFIED. I have horror stories of taking chunks out of my shins as I learn to shave my legs and my labia are concerned for their well-being. To add insult to injury, I misplaced my razor during my travels so I had to go stare in total angst at the shaving aisle in the supermarket willing up the courage to choose an implement of potential torture. I finally did it, but I kid you not I spent the better part of twenty minutes staring into the abyss of my bad decision.

The appointment is tomorrow so I'm going to shave tonight. My sister tells me I should squat in the shower. I can't picture how on earth that would work. Blind faith I assume. And what about the butthole??? That skin is sensitive. Not to mention transformed into weird ass shapes post childbirth.

The things we do...

I'll let you know how it all goes.

And before you ask, no pics (except @Indie )

Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it
Good luck! I normally just lay in the bath and bend both legs up toward my chest, lather up, and go to town as far as my little arms will let me reach.

Can't wait for the before and after! 😍
 
Good luck! I normally just lay in the bath and bend both legs up toward my chest, lather up, and go to town as far as my little arms will let me reach.

Can't wait for the before and after! 😍
How fast can you get to Australia? I might need some hands on tutorials here
Also, taught skin is your friend. So use the fingers of one hand to pull the skin smooth while you shave with the other. Much less likely to cut yourself that way.

If it’s been a while I have also used clippers to cut down the thicket before employing the razor 😂
 
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