TBKahuna123
Back in the Sunshine
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Ahhh South Park has warped my fragile little mind, but not as much as this article!!!
Like a Virgin...
OK ladies, when I heard about Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation surgey, I was flabberghasted. Then I read how it can be used to stop incontinence problems. OK, cool I'll buy that. Heck when I think about it even tighteningup the vagina after multiple childbirths in order to increase your sexual pleasure I could buy. I know most women don't seem to have this issue, but I can understand there may be some medical benefits here.
Labiaplasty though, the trimming and reshapping of the labia made me roll my eyes. At first I went come on, how much do you have to hate yourself to have your labia cut off!!! I started thinking though of how parn has shaped how women think of themselves sexually, how the big fake tits have lead to millions of bood jobs, and it made sense to me. This would be logical next step, perfectly semetrical and sized lips. It doesn't matter to me what the size of a woman's pussy lips are. I saw some documentary on HBO where this one doctor referred to them as long, flowing, grogeous, renaissance lips. I thought to myself, damn that's a sexy description. Trust me ladies you're vagina is beautiful just the way it is and the length of your labia is in no way a determinign factor of how much we want to worship your womanhood.
Now though, we've entered a realm that I can't let go. This is easily the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard of. Hymenoplasty.
Yes ladies, that's right, you can now go through the pain of losing your virginity all over again! I'm sorry but the appeal of being with a virgin, to me at least, has nothing to do with the physical conquest of breaking the hymen. The appeal is being her first, going where no man has gone before, and opening to her a world of sexual pleasure. I certainly wouldn't want this as an anniversary gift!!!
Now I can see the reasons why some ladies of certain religious persuations might opt for this before their wedding dates. Still, isn't that a great way to start a marriage? On a lie? If it weren't for the marrying practices of the cultures most of these ladies are in, I wouldn't understand it at all! In this instance then, I guess I can let it pass with a roll of the eyes.
However, this story talks about a lady who had it done to put the spark back into their marriage. OK, let me get this straight. You paid $5,000 to have your hymen sewed back together so your husband of 30+ years could have the pleasure of taking the virginity of a woman he's already been fucking for the last three decades? Oh and once you do, that's it? You get one night for your $5,000? Am I the only one that thinks this is fucking insane? What a waste of money. For 5 grand that thing better sew itself back up every fucking night for a year! It's not that it's so exciting because he get's to break your hymen, it's exciting because you've made him go without sex for 3 fucking months while your pussy heals!
Do you get that? All they are doing here is sew your vagina shut! Now tell me that's not some sick, twisted, Orwellian dick-control kinda thing goin on?
Trust me ladies, we love you; long lips, little tits and big butts and all. You don't need to get a designer vagina on our account.
Like a Virgin...
OK ladies, when I heard about Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation surgey, I was flabberghasted. Then I read how it can be used to stop incontinence problems. OK, cool I'll buy that. Heck when I think about it even tighteningup the vagina after multiple childbirths in order to increase your sexual pleasure I could buy. I know most women don't seem to have this issue, but I can understand there may be some medical benefits here.
Labiaplasty though, the trimming and reshapping of the labia made me roll my eyes. At first I went come on, how much do you have to hate yourself to have your labia cut off!!! I started thinking though of how parn has shaped how women think of themselves sexually, how the big fake tits have lead to millions of bood jobs, and it made sense to me. This would be logical next step, perfectly semetrical and sized lips. It doesn't matter to me what the size of a woman's pussy lips are. I saw some documentary on HBO where this one doctor referred to them as long, flowing, grogeous, renaissance lips. I thought to myself, damn that's a sexy description. Trust me ladies you're vagina is beautiful just the way it is and the length of your labia is in no way a determinign factor of how much we want to worship your womanhood.
Now though, we've entered a realm that I can't let go. This is easily the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard of. Hymenoplasty.
Yes ladies, that's right, you can now go through the pain of losing your virginity all over again! I'm sorry but the appeal of being with a virgin, to me at least, has nothing to do with the physical conquest of breaking the hymen. The appeal is being her first, going where no man has gone before, and opening to her a world of sexual pleasure. I certainly wouldn't want this as an anniversary gift!!!
Now I can see the reasons why some ladies of certain religious persuations might opt for this before their wedding dates. Still, isn't that a great way to start a marriage? On a lie? If it weren't for the marrying practices of the cultures most of these ladies are in, I wouldn't understand it at all! In this instance then, I guess I can let it pass with a roll of the eyes.
However, this story talks about a lady who had it done to put the spark back into their marriage. OK, let me get this straight. You paid $5,000 to have your hymen sewed back together so your husband of 30+ years could have the pleasure of taking the virginity of a woman he's already been fucking for the last three decades? Oh and once you do, that's it? You get one night for your $5,000? Am I the only one that thinks this is fucking insane? What a waste of money. For 5 grand that thing better sew itself back up every fucking night for a year! It's not that it's so exciting because he get's to break your hymen, it's exciting because you've made him go without sex for 3 fucking months while your pussy heals!
Do you get that? All they are doing here is sew your vagina shut! Now tell me that's not some sick, twisted, Orwellian dick-control kinda thing goin on?
Trust me ladies, we love you; long lips, little tits and big butts and all. You don't need to get a designer vagina on our account.
I was just nervous and scared.
