moving to 'merica

[Phelia]

A sad day for Canada But they'll love you.

Neocitran is called TheraFlu and Gravol is Dramamine. If you ask for brown toast, people will think you're nuts, because it's either whole wheat or multi-grain. Go to Trader Joe's, never expect Walgreens to fill the hole that Shoppers leaves in your heart, and say disparaging things about New Jersey. Talk about politics and religion - it's fun.

 

[Phelia]

And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.

 

[Saint Peter]

wtf?





*googles*



Oh. Canada.

 

[Phelia]

Oh, and you might want to bring your own government. Theirs is taking a break.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Watch out! Wear your helmet it's a fucking bloodbath war zone here!!

 

[lovetoread]

Yellow cab bagel land. Where are you from?

You can come visit me.

 

[Phelia]

Watch out! Wear your helmet it's a fucking bloodbath war zone here!!

You listen to too much metal. I'm going to send you a playlist with some Enya or something.

 

[kotori]

You can come visit me.

Me too. Don't listen to Phelia; New Jersey is wonderful and most New Yorkers won't even care.

 

[eyer]

moving to 'merica

As soon as you clear customs...

...bolt for the Republic of Texas.

 

[SkAoUt]

I can see why you'd be moving.

Every new day the dollar goes down
The sea’s getting blacker, the sky’s turning brown
You ain’t got a job, you can’t pay the rent
And now you’re paying interest on all the money you’ve been lent

Oh Canaduh
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do

The big companies are milking us dry
Our corporation nation is soon gonna die
And in the capitol they’re sipping their tea
They care about their paycheques but not about you and me

Oh Canaduh
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do

You spent all your money on a lot of useless toys
You’re so fucking dumb you stupid cowboys
You ain’t got no jobs, you can’t pay the rent
And now we’re paying interest on all the money you’ve been lent

Oh Canaduh
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do

White wasteland

 

[BotanyBoy]

You listen to too much metal.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/unpossible.jpg

I'm going to send you a playlist with some Enya or something.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo4j7tDN81qet7t8o1_500.gif

Nah I'm Jk....i love chill stuff. Not fucking Enya but still...I like to chill, can't be at 11 all the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

 

[neci]

And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.

BRING THE KINDER!!!

 

[Not Normal]

Oh, and you might want to bring your own government. Theirs is taking a break.

*cackle*

 

[silver gurl]

And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.

THIS, for sure. During Easter, the border guards are quite busy looking for Kinder Eggs and confiscating them. (As if there were not bigger problems to worry about)
The biggest pain in the ass, that I found from moving from the States to Canada, is banking. If you have regular bills to pay in Canada, have a cross border account, so you can move money from a States acct. to a Canadian acct. without a fee. It has been a thorn in our sides.

 

[Phelia]

Me too. Don't listen to Phelia; New Jersey is wonderful and most New Yorkers won't even care.

He's right. I was just being beastly. New Jersey is lovely. It's a beautiful state, and I keep some of my heart there.

Nah I'm Jk....i love chill stuff. Not fucking Enya but still...I like to chill, can't be at 11 all the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

Mmmm, chill. I really like the full version of opening theme from Portlandia.

Washed Out - Feel It All Around

BRING THE KINDER!!!

JA! Anything for you, meine Leibe.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Bring a polar bear.

 

[Phelia]

Bring a polar bear.

No, she can't! It's too warm and you don't have enough delicious seals!

Eve, be practical. Bring a moose.

 

[thør]

No, she can't! It's too warm and you don't have enough delicious seals!

Eve, be practical. Bring a moose.

This is an excellent advice.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, she can't! It's too warm and you don't have enough delicious seals!

Eve, be practical. Bring a moose.

I don't want a moose, I want a polar bear.

And we have plenty of tasty seals.

And air conditioning.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Giant's fans weeping.

This Giant fan is in shock but at least my fantasy team is 3-1 and I have Denver's D.


so like I got that goin' for me

 

[thør]

I don't want a moose, I want a polar bear.

And we have plenty of tasty seals.

And air conditioning.

Believe me, the moose tastes much better than the bear on the grill.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Also, we have black bears we could breed with it and make little zebra bears.

 

[Phelia]

This is an excellent advice.

He agrees!

I don't want a moose, I want a polar bear.

And we have plenty of tasty seals.

And air conditioning.

A real polar bear agrees. What say you to that, knave?

Also, we have black bears we could breed with it and make little zebra bears.

And just like that, you've convinced me. I can't help myself. It's simply too cute.

 

[thør]

Also, we have black bears we could breed with it and make little zebra bears.

?????

 

[Byron In Exile]

This Giant fan is in shock but at least my fantasy team is 3-1 and I have Denver's D.


so like I got that goin' for me

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/byroninexile/careometer.jpg