moving to 'merica

A sad day for Canada :( But they'll love you.

Neocitran is called TheraFlu and Gravol is Dramamine. If you ask for brown toast, people will think you're nuts, because it's either whole wheat or multi-grain. Go to Trader Joe's, never expect Walgreens to fill the hole that Shoppers leaves in your heart, and say disparaging things about New Jersey. Talk about politics and religion - it's fun.
 
And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.
 
Oh, and you might want to bring your own government. Theirs is taking a break.
 
Watch out! Wear your helmet it's a fucking bloodbath war zone here!!
 
Last edited:
And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.

BRING THE KINDER!!!
 
And don't bring Kinder Eggs with you. They are banned in the US, and bringing them across the border is SMUGGLING. Isn't that hilarious? You can either pay a few thousand dollars or leave the eggs. Must be a tough decision.

It's because American children can't be trusted to tell the difference between chocolate and a giant fucking piece of plastic. Too confusing for anyone who hasn't been steeled by the hardships of the North.

THIS, for sure. During Easter, the border guards are quite busy looking for Kinder Eggs and confiscating them. (As if there were not bigger problems to worry about)
The biggest pain in the ass, that I found from moving from the States to Canada, is banking. If you have regular bills to pay in Canada, have a cross border account, so you can move money from a States acct. to a Canadian acct. without a fee. It has been a thorn in our sides.
 
Me too. Don't listen to Phelia; New Jersey is wonderful and most New Yorkers won't even care.

He's right. I was just being beastly. New Jersey is lovely. It's a beautiful state, and I keep some of my heart there.

Nah I'm Jk....i love chill stuff. Not fucking Enya but still...I like to chill, can't be at 11 all the time :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA

Mmmm, chill. I really like the full version of opening theme from Portlandia.

Washed Out - Feel It All Around

BRING THE KINDER!!!

JA! Anything for you, meine Leibe. :kiss:
 
No, she can't! It's too warm and you don't have enough delicious seals!

Eve, be practical. Bring a moose.
I don't want a moose, I want a polar bear.

And we have plenty of tasty seals.

And air conditioning.
 
Also, we have black bears we could breed with it and make little zebra bears.
 
Back
Top