Movie lines thread

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Thanks Luci.

I had one more quote:

"My TV Guide interview was about how my boobs fit into my suit."

And I still don't think I've remembered it right.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

smartiepants show off

i kinda like that quality in a man

My pants aren't all that smart. They only got a C in algebra and they're outright flunking trigonometry.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

New subject:

A most acerbic villain from a well-known movie:


I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.

I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves

I cannot stand these morons any longer. Leave with me now or I shall run amok.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

New subject:

A most acerbic villain from a well-known movie:


I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.

I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves

I cannot stand these morons any longer. Leave with me now or I shall run amok.

I blink at well-known, but...

"You'd better watch out, McPherson, or you'll finish up in a psychiatric ward. I doubt they've ever had a patient who fell in love with a corpse."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

And one from one of my favorite movies of all time:

"But if you fuck with me pal, I'm going to rip your heart out and piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian."

And another:

"But it's absurd"
"So's our electoral process, but we still vote."

 

[Det Crews]

He steals from me and causes me to raise taxes...and they love him for it. That's it. No more kitchen scraps for widows and orphans, no more merciful beheadings and call off Christmas

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"But if you fuck with me pal, I'm going to rip your heart out and piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian."
"But it's absurd"
"So's our electoral process, but we still vote."

Who designed these? It looks like Edith Head puked, and the puke designed these costumes.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

He stills from me and causes me to raise taxes...and they love him for it. That's it. No more kitchen scraps for widows and orphans, no more merciful beheadings and call off Christmas

You travel ten thousand miles to save my life, then leave me to be butchered.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"My cookie would break you in half."

"That would be some long division."

I see white people.

 

[Guest]

 

[Det Crews]

Why a spoon, cousin?

Because it's dull.

 

[minsue]

Why a spoon, cousin?

Because it's dull.

That goes through my head ever time 'Dita & 'Flicka resume their Rickman swooning.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

They shouldn't have called me a sissy.
Nice job, white boy, but if it'd been me, I'd a pulled his spine out his ass

When you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?

Originally posted by Det Crews
Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it's dull.

The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.

 

[Det Crews]

Tell some people you're the voice of God and they'll stare at you like your a freak...mention something from a Charton Heston film and suddenly everyone's a theologian.

 

[rgraham666]

A few from an old favourite of mine.

"Welcome to Pacific Tech Smart People On Ice!"

"Considering your over all intelligence, education and social background; this may be the last chance in your lives of actually having sex."

Smart guy 1 "Why do you wear that silly thing on your head?"
Smart guy 2 "Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

 

[Guest]

That goes through my head ever time 'Dita & 'Flicka resume their Rickman swooning.

Aw, that's so sweet. P.

 

[Mhari]

A few from an old favourite of mine.

"Welcome to Pacific Tech Smart People On Ice!"

"Considering your over all intelligence, education and social background; this may be the last chance in your lives of actually having sex."

Smart guy 1 "Why do you wear that silly thing on your head?"
Smart guy 2 "Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

"Always...never...forget to check your references."

At least, I think that's how it goes! Clearly, it's time for me to watch Real Genius again! Any excuse to stare at Val Kilmer works for me... *drool*

 

[Det Crews]

Mhari

It's "Optics"

 

[rgraham666]

I still have the hots for Michelle Meyrink after all these years.

Such a perfect nerd's girl she was.

"I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Am I the only sad bastard out there?

Let's see if anyone out there recognizes this one from the land of the rising sun.

"He's not your friend, he's ours! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!"

 

[Det Crews]

Sounds like Train Spotting, but I'm not sure.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Sounds like Train Spotting, but I'm not sure.

Um...no...it's from something more animated.

 

[Guest]

Re: Am I the only sad bastard out there?

Let's see if anyone out there recognizes this one from the land of the rising sun.

"He's not your friend, he's ours! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!"

Amoebas don't build houses and bridges, they only eat

Heh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel like I can take out the world

 

[Mhari]

Re: Mhari

It's "Optics"

The optics one comes later. Er, I think. This is from the party...some old geezer offers Mitch a bit of "advice".

Yep, I know what I'm watching tonight!