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[kurrginatorX]

If you watch Jeopardy! backwards it is a show where people pay Alex Trebek to explain what things are to them.

That was fucking hilarious.

 

[mnbreastluver]

That was fucking hilarious.

Glad you enjoyed that.

Porn has made a lot of people masters of one handed phone use

 

[catherinewheel77]

I bet Klobuchar would let me fuck her in the ass.

I proclaim this to be Post Of the Week.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hypothetically Speaking, a virgin sperm donor could have a child that loses their virginity before them.

 

[LikeableMe]

So today is a good example of why overthinking and assumptions causes unnecessary stress!

 

[emsway]

Context is so important.

 

[TongueLust]

It is not that serious.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you get slapped unconscious at 11:59 on Sunday night and wake back up at 12:01, you were literally slapped into next week

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

This energy drink is really helping today.

I don't feel as groggy

 

[standard1]

Context is so important.

i have no idea to what this relates.

 

[JennyNo1]

How is this possible? I don't think I've ever opened this thread where mnbreastluver wasn't the last person to post!

 

[catherinewheel77]

The liquor on his lips I just can’t resist

 

[LikeableMe]

Since when did it become my responsibility to book? Oh, I get it - money. Trying to trick me into paying

 

[kurrginatorX]

I have always wondered the difference in feeling a woman might enjoy when having her nipples sucked as opposed to having her clitoris sucked. I understand it varies from one woman to the next, but could someone please describe it, like, nipples 5 / 10 and clit 10 / 10 or whatever?

 

[rlaflamme]

It is probably best to not analyze some dreams....

 

[barefootgirl69]

And here we go again, didn't take long at all.

 

[LadyJS]

It must have been something that I said

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I just cleared my blocked list because I don't care anymore.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Whoever came up with the phrase "when shit hits the fan" has quite a story to tell.

 

[emsway]

i have no idea to what this relates.

I rest my case.

 

[rlaflamme]

How can rocks always make their way into my tied sneakers.....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Literally every self-proclaimed Christian I know has lied to me about one thing or another.

 

[LikeableMe]

Hearing a strange sound from another room feels pretty scary when home alone and topless...

 

[HBergeron]

I wonder if porn actresses who regularly perform 'ass to mouth' care if their silverware is clean at a restaurant.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I wonder how a Sweet Sexy Thang is today.