More Random Thoughts

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I find myself wondering “why?”

I must do this a 100 times a day

 

[hotoldrguy]

So, the other night at work, I was having a conversation with another coworker about upcoming movies. My manager was standing nearby, supervising. I commented that "Dark Phoenix" comes out on June 6, and that my girlfriend comes in the next day, June 7. My manager says, " You have a girlfriend?" to which I replied, "Yes, we've been together 3 years." She then says, "I can't believe someone likes you enough to date you." I lean in, and say, "I've got one better than that; not only does she like me, but her husband likes me too."

That shut her up

#I'mnotpolysheis

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[DarkSimian]

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ty

 

[mnbreastluver]

Some people are not an early bird or a night owl ... they're a permanently exhausted pigeon.

 

[JennyNo1]

So, the other night at work, I was having a conversation with another coworker about upcoming movies. My manager was standing nearby, supervising. I commented that "Dark Phoenix" comes out on June 6, and that my girlfriend comes in the next day, June 7. My manager says, " You have a girlfriend?" to which I replied, "Yes, we've been together 3 years." She then says, "I can't believe someone likes you enough to date you." I lean in, and say, "I've got one better than that; not only does she like me, but her husband likes me too."

That shut her up

#I'mnotpolysheis

Where's that damn "like" button???

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have over 200 threads tagged. Time to unfollow a bunch. I don't look at all that crap.

 

[LikeableMe]

Appointment tomorrow I’m on the late shift tonight, so hopefully I’ll be too distracted to think about it, and too groggy/tired in the morning to stress about it!

 

[rlaflamme]

It is better to get out of bed when the air is crisp rather than when the air is freezing

 

[mnbreastluver]

If farts were like yawns then when one person farted it would start a chain reaction of farts.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m really worried about my appointment tomorrow. (Well in a few hours, technically, but I never consider it ‘tomorrow’ until I’ve been to bed!) hopefully a chat with the clinician beforehand will put my mind at ease. This time tomorrow I could be sitting here laughing at myself for being so worried!

 

[BlackCashmere]

The irony

 

[rlaflamme]

Another day to correct the mistakes of the past.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Everyone is at least half bi-sexual.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I think an early morning "Robert Kraft" special is needed..

 

[DarkSimian]

slow news day, I guess...

 

[ydahecnot]

What prompts you to say that?

 

[Redlace90]

Or when you pee red, and FAIL to remember you had beets.

Happens to me way too often!

 

[philos]

Everyone is at least half bi-sexual.

I spent far to long trying to figure out the math on this one. Half bi is a quarter straight or a quarter gay? By preference or activity?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I spent far to long trying to figure out the math on this one. Half bi is a quarter straight or a quarter gay? By preference or activity?

I sympathize. That math IS tricky. It reminds me of two sayings about math that I believe in.

5 out of every 4 people are poor in math.

There are three types of people in this world - those that can count, and those that can't.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I spent far to long trying to figure out the math on this one. Half bi is a quarter straight or a quarter gay? By preference or activity?

*gets out my math book, solving for x*

If bi = 2

X = .5bi

X= 1

So either straight or not

*throws math book away*

I hate math

 

[rlaflamme]

*gets out my math book, solving for x*

If bi = 2

X = .5bi

X= 1

So either straight or not

*throws math book away*

I hate math

I've studied your math.... sure, yup, sounds good.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've studied your math.... sure, yup, sounds good.

Well, it SOUNDED good in my head!

 

[rlaflamme]

Well, it SOUNDED good in my head!

Yeah, yeah, no question, it's all good

 

[mnbreastluver]

The math can be confusing for sure. Lol

People will shave, wax, and bleach their genitals and assholes to be more appealing, but still won't wash their hands after using the toilet.

 

[ydahecnot]

There are some assholes I would sometimes like to bleach, in darker moments