More Random Thoughts

[Jakevillines]

I need to remember that

It can be my version of "serenity now!"

Serenity now makes you build up until you explode...not the explode that is good on here.

 

[doowopdoowop]

Catching Santa Claus sucking mom's cock.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Serenity now makes you build up until you explode...not the explode that is good on here.

"Serenity now.. insanity later"

Yeah.. that's not the kind of explode that's good for anyone

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You annoy me..

(Unrelated to my posts above)

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Every time I change my avatar, the screen says "file upload failed." Yet it works nonetheless.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I can't believe I'm rooting for the Chicago Bears this weekend they need to bring in Al Bundy

As long as the eagles get eliminated from the playoffs, I honestly don't give a shit what happens.

In the words of James Brown.. the big payback!!

 

[Xerxes82]

Mystery is a powerful aphrodisiac

 

[DeckardNYC]

Alcohol should have no calories

 

[mnbreastluver]

You don't realise how big an inch is until it comes to measuring your penis.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Show me your book collection.

*Me sexting

Someone has an awesome signature to that effect.

 

[BlackCashmere]

After that documentary, I don't think I want to ever eat meat again...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Somewhere in the world a woman has the most organized toy collection and I’ll never get to see it.

 

[SuperSissy]

Gravity is downright weird

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

After that documentary, I don't think I want to ever eat meat again...

My daughter became a vegetarian after seeing such a documentary. It lasted a good 2-3 years before she fell off the wagon.

 

[done_got_old]

You don't realise how big an inch is until it comes to measuring your penis.

And you don't realize how long a minute is until you're exercising.

 

[Xerxes82]

Hungover friends who text you to ask what they got up to the night before are just asking for trouble. I wasn't there, but if you're so far gone you don't remember that, I could make up anything I want.

*drums fingers together maniacally*

 

[AlwaysFara]

I love him on my FB Page. Grateful friend.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anal bleaching is changing your personal ring-tone.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

People need to mind their own business.

 

[SuperSissy]

Is kissing fog the same as kissing the sky

 

[barefootgirl69]

The veracity of your story is questionable

 

[LucianaGrace]

After that documentary, I don't think I want to ever eat meat again...

That’s how it started for me.

What documentary did you watch?

 

[TongueLust]

Green Book, what a treat.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Everyone on the internet is naturally assumed to be male until proven otherwise.

 

[scsoutherngent]

I want to go to Barrett Jackson just once.