More Random Thoughts

[Shi_One81]

If I don’t remember the sex, did it actually happen?

 

[SuperSissy]

Some boxes of chocolate have diagrams do you know what is in the piece

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

One of my kids is cooking eggs, i can smell them from my bedroom.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Those "don't text and drive" signs on the road probably aren't read by people texting and driving.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I think I'm getting a sore throat.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I hope we fucking destroy the jets tomorrow..

This season has been infuriating and I want all of our pent up anger to be let out on them.

59-0 sounds great.

We did destroy the jets!!!

Wasn't quite 59-0 but 38-3 will do!

GO PATRIOTS!!!!

 

[tnman03]

That rolling metal tool chest I bought today kicked my ass getting it out of my truck bed by myself. But its done and done.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Why can't the eagles do what is expected of themselves and fuck up their season..

This year, I'm basically rooting for any team in the post season that isn't the fucking eagles..

Bastards

 

[AlwaysFara]

Why can't the eagles do what is expected of themselves and fuck up their season..

This year, I'm basically rooting for any team in the post season that isn't the fucking eagles..

Bastards

Hi there.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Hi there.

Hey!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Hey!

A good way not to be stressed is to watch The Best Thing I Ever Ate and not football.
*hands you a beer*

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A good way not to be stressed is to watch The Best Thing I Ever Ate and not football.
*hands you a beer*

True but football is the one stress I enjoy so I think it's worth my sanity

Never heard of that before, is it on hulu or netflix?

Right now, I would love a beer.. or two.. or ten lol

 

[Xerxes82]

The mind finds patterns. Sometimes even where there are none. And now, having found such a pattern, I'm left to wonder if I'm just paranoid (likely) or I'm being done dirty.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Boobytrap reversed is partyboob.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Shout out to all the late night overthinkers.

...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Shake a leg, Honey!

 

[Anisland]

My foot is asleep

 

[ChainedUp]

Romp is such a good word. It needs more useable.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ummm, ouch!

 

[mnbreastluver]

The world record for the longest ejaculation is 18ft 9in (6m). That day, like 30 people watched a man jerk off in an big empty room and watched his seed fly 18 feet.

 

[Januari]

I don’t know if you became this sad little person or always were and I just never noticed.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Starting off the new year sick to my stomach

It's like.. fuck me, right?

 

[KarenB59]

I don't have any black eyes peas in the house.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Two minutes until the new year ✌

I wish the best for all of my friends going into it and peace for the ones who didn't make it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

White Castle will serve anyone