More Random Thoughts

[barefootgirl69]

What if I told you I was really troubled, Lance, gentold etc?

Oh. That's harsh.

*whispers*

You're too nice be that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Oh. That's harsh.

*whispers*

You're too nice be that.

Just teasing. I know his deception bothers you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just teasing. I know his deception bothers you.

I figured you were stalking me, that's why I walk slow.
(That and the ice! It's slippery this time of year!)

 

[mnbreastluver]

I figured you were stalking me, that's why I walk slow.
(That and the ice! It's slippery this time of year!)

No stalking here. Well, none that you can prove.


Tinder would change drastically if users could write reviews about other users...

 

[mnbreastluver]

To avoid hangovers, stay drunk.

 

[LadyJS]

Running away and joining the circus is no longer a viable option.

 

[Xerxes82]

Can it be Wednesday already?

 

[PuckIt]

Running away and joining the circus is no longer a viable option.

Don't be utterly ridiculous. Of course, it's still a viable option. Any circus needs people to follow around the elephants with overgrown pooper scoopers. And we HAVE been hanging around Lit for awhile now...

**cough**

SOME of us longer than others...

 

[Angedesoleil]

What if I told you I was really troubled, Lance, gentold etc?

Totally impossible. You were the first one to cry ** WARNING** at me ♡♡

 

[mnbreastluver]

Totally impossible. You were the first one to cry ** WARNING** at me ♡♡

I was just teasing BF



The boy who cried wolf probably saw a wolf all three times, but the third time the wolf didn't hear a large group of people running towards it.

 

[TongueLust]

Aww... his padrino approves.

 

[sultan_sd]

Still not drunk...

 

[cliteatingman]

Scratch lotto and oral sex make a great last minute combo gift

I wanna get on that gift list!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have a penis, you have more penises than the average human.

 

[Girly_girl]

They haven't been here for even a day and already they're head over heels, she smells like an alt

 

[ydahecnot]

If you have a penis, you have more penises than the average human.

I tried to prove you wrong, but you are right by mean, median and mode

 

[beachbaby179]

I tried to prove you wrong, but you are right by mean, median and mode

So I'm repeating myself. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[SuperSissy]

Ants don't know it's Christmas.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I tried to prove you wrong, but you are right by mean, median and mode

Good, I hate being proven wrong.


You're finally an adult when you have a net loss from the holidays instead of a net gain

 

[LadyJS]

Why do people insist on setting off fireworks on Christmas night? It's not the fucking fourth of July people

 

[Girly_girl]

Why do people insist on setting off fireworks on Christmas night? It's not the fucking fourth of July people

I get a lot of people in my neighborhood doing that on New Year's Eve and drives me nuts, and gives my poor dog anxiety

 

[tallladiesman]

Why do people insist on setting off fireworks on Christmas night? It's not the fucking fourth of July people

Because they bought fireworks cheap on July 5th?
Or they are very stupid ??

 

[tallladiesman]

I get a lot of people in my neighborhood doing that on New Year's Eve and drives me nuts, and gives my poor dog anxiety

New year's is fair enough
But Christmas is wrong

 

[Januari]

Hospitals are sad places on Christmas

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Are we human being with souls or souls in a human entity?