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I don’t need a fucking babysitter.
If you need a volunteer...

Pushes you towards him
He does!!
Wait, is there something I'm missing? I didn't read the fine print.
MMF? Kinky.
Hey now! Rude.
Phew. As long as the insult isn't pushing me towards you, we're good.
So, about this massage...
MMF? Kinky.
So, about this massage...
I mean, I was sports medicine for a about a year...![]()

Sorry sports. Wow I'd like to see this at the Olympics![]()
My disappointment knows no bounds.
You used to intimidate the fuck out of me![]()
We had carrot cake at our wedding.I had carrot cake too!![]()