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LifeIsGood3976
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These commercials where people get cars for Christmas....give me a break!
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Girly_girl
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So glad I only have my pm's open to a privileged few, I don't miss getting my inbox filled with random messages from people I've never chatted with
mnbreastluver
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So what is the moral of the story in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?
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Being different and unique is awesome and you needn't try to hide it duh!
Funny, my little one and I just talked about this yesterday!
hotwords229_A
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Being different and unique is awesome and you needn't try to hide it duh!
Funny, my little one and I just talked about this yesterday!
And that Santa Clause is always trying to get out of doing his job. The guy works one day a year and yet, the slightest thing happens and he says "Well, it looks like we'll have to cancel Christmas this year." I mean come on, how about a little effort St. Nick?
Seriously, check out those Rankin/Bass Christmas movies, in almost every one of them Santa is trying to kibosh our fun! Why did he take the job if her didn't want to do it?
mnbreastluver
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Being different and unique is awesome and you needn't try to hide it duh!
Funny, my little one and I just talked about this yesterday!
Ok, I’ll run with your theory!
Right, if the post office delivers packages through sleet and snow then Santa should stop being such a pussy and do the same.
Yep, I’m sure there’s a line of people wanting his job.
ydahecnot
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Better living through electricity!
emsway
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And Santa needs to wash his hands once in a while. Have you seen them in the movie? And Mrs. Claus needs take a cooking class. All her meals are the color of clay. It’s a wonder Santa manages to gain any weight.
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LostGirlTink
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Why are some people like that? There's no reason for it.
LostGirlTink
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Some people are not very nice.
I know. I know. I should know better.
I expect better from people anyway.
Feel free to PM for details of the drama I was speaking of.
I don't know what H channel means but I saw that too somewhere yesterday I think?
emsway
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Without context, that could be anything.
Porn:
Hung Channel
Smoked meats:
Ham Channel
Obscure politicians:
Hammerschmitt Channel
On and on, ad infinitum.
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When I was in about 4th grade, I found a Christmas book in the school library, that showed the preparations Santa made on Christmas Eve, to get ready to deliver gifts around the world. It showed Santa on the toilet, and I thought that was hilarious! 
I wish I knew the name of that book, and if I could still find a copy of it.
I wish I knew the name of that book, and if I could still find a copy of it.
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Misshotndeep
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If Santa was real I wonder how many would be surprised to find coal for all their gifts?
jeff_is_smiling
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Obviously, based on his song, Rudolph needs "special help" in school....
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When I was in about 4th grade, I found a Christmas book in the school library, that showed the preparations Santa made on Christmas Eve, to get ready to deliver gifts around the world. It showed Santa on the toilet, and I thought that was hilarious!
I wish I knew the name of that book, and if I could still find a copy of it.
It might be Father Christmas by Raymond Briggs DS...that book is from the early 70's or so
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curvyangel1969
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I thought maybe.. perhaps we. I..but guess not..
DarkSimian
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Like Scarlett O'Hara said, "Tomorrow is another day."
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Why? Why do I keep taking one step forward and two steps back? I’ve been working really hard to save money for Christmas and to start my LLC. Had to dip into that to replace my stove a couple weeks ago and now tonight my washer died. I need to catch a break. Sigh. So frustrating.
Misshotndeep
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Why are all the guys I find hot emotionally unavailable or gay. Seriously, I just quit!
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LifeIsGood3976
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I just heard a college football pregame host use the word "obtuse" on the air.
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Exescort
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I was just randomly thinking, if I get drunk again tonight, which I'm going to, am I an alcoholic?
Or, do I really care?
Or, does someone wanna pay for me to get drunk?
Or, do I really care?
Or, does someone wanna pay for me to get drunk?
