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carpet isn't as popular as it used to be
There's probably a "smoothie" joke in there somewhere but I came to say bare floors need vacuuming too. My own opinion is that they need it even more.

Unless it has been laser treated 🤣
 
"Doctor, my penis has turned orange."
"That's strange. Undress and I'll examine it. In the meantime, has anything changed in your life? Your diet, perhaps?"
"Well, my wife recently left me, so I suppose I haven't been eating properly."
"I'm sorry to hear it! Why did she leave?"
"It was after I lost my job."
"Lost your job and then your wife? That must be awful!"
"Nah, it's not too bad. I can spend all day watching porn and eating Cheetos."
 
I would have put this in "Just One Line" if that weren't restricted to authors other than oneself. (Edit: I see that's not a restriction for Just One Line, in fact it's for your own stuff. What thread was I looking it?) It's not particularly funny. is there another thread where you can post your own one line inspirations? Anyhoo....

Hubby and I were musing about the possibility of remembering both errands we wanted to do on our way to summer digs. We're at an age where remembering anything requires effort. We wondered if we'd remember the second errand after performing the first. I said, "No. I'd be so flooded with pride that it would wash away all other thoughts."

I thought it had a ring. Glad I have AH to brag about such stuff.
 
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