Moochie’s Musings (and a pic or two)

[Moochienanu]

We all owe Massive Grooves a debt of thanks.

On behalf of myself and my own selfish interests... thank you good sir.

*smirk*

 

[Moochienanu]

Woahhh.

Holy Cannoli!

Oh my. I love that and this, fuck yes I do.

*continues maniacal laughter*

Gotta love the GIF Maker app and imgur.com. Not that I know anything about either...

Hot as always, Moochie.

I’m sure you haven’t a clue about the magic involved... *wink*

 

[Moochienanu]

Happy 2019, Moochie. Those sound like fine and attainable goals.

I tried to be reasonable with them. I hope to keep them this year. I didn’t keep a couple of me goals from last year... and that doesn’t feel good. I like to feel good.

These are good, attainable with determination. Just remember you are in charge and you must remain safe in the tings you do.

Staying safe should have been on that list. That’s a good goal... But sometimes a hard one to keep. Especially when I am trying to be more honest and open, I’ll be allowing more possibilities to be hurt... but I’ll stay as safe as I can.

Love the new developments Moochie, and look forward to what you may do in the future.
As for the song, I am not sure. However, the song I had in my head was
"I'm so excited, I just can't hide it" lol
Thanks for sharing.
((HUGGLES))

We’re going to have so much fun this year!!!

Oh! I was dancing to this song, but your option would have been just as much fun!

*huggles for everyone*

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

A fast dance? Or a flash dance? The question is... what song am I dancing to?!

The simple answer is that we are dancing to your tunes.

Totally figuring this out! I’m dangerous now... *sweet, maniacal laughter*

Little knowledge is dangerous, however when one uses it as sweetly as you, one can revel in the manic and well

*still giggling because of this new thing*

Thank you! I’ve been honing them awesome moves since birth!

Nimble feet, they look gracious. Gorgeous is a simple word that comes to mind, in a trance you do always leave us.

 

[Willingtoshare]

*still giggling because of this new thing*

Thank you! I’ve been honing them awesome moves since birth!

Oh I like this new thing, be careful mind as it can be quite addictive

 

[sexywriterfla]

Holy Cannoli!



*continues maniacal laughter*



I’m sure you haven’t a clue about the magic involved... *wink*

Indeed I do.

 

[Moochienanu]

The simple answer is that we are dancing to your tunes.

Little knowledge is dangerous, however when one uses it as sweetly as you, one can revel in the manic and well

Nimble feet, they look gracious. Gorgeous is a simple word that comes to mind, in a trance you do always leave us.

I try to turn up my tunes and dance when I can. This year, I look forward to doing it more and more... maybe with some fun results like these again... who knows? I wish I could actually hypnotize with my feet. That would be a true skill.

 

[Moochienanu]

Oh I like this new thing, be careful mind as it can be quite addictive

There are worse things to be addicted to. *catches your blown kiss*

 

[ohverbatum7]

All your jumping around is wearing me out, think I'll go back to bed.

 

[Moochienanu]

All your jumping around is wearing me out, think I'll go back to bed.

I’ll be heading that way shortly too. Last night/this morning was fun, but I want a couple hours sleep now... maybe a couple pics or gifs first... and I have been formulating a post in my brain... so... yeah... stay tuned.

 

[Moochienanu]

I deleted my Fire-Crotch profile

So... little known fact about this little girl: I was on the Tinder. If you don’t know what Tinder is, it’s basically a dating app that helps college guys hook up with anything that has two legs and some holes. Okay, I’m being a little harsh... by really, my only experiences with the app were not the best. I did meet one guy who was a decent human, but the rest? Complete garbage. Oh, and then the decent guy when I told him I couldn’t see him anymore? He gets weird too so... fuck Tinder. This post isn’t really even about the app we will now refer to as “Fire-Crotch,” but rather about the way people deal with rejection, something I’ve been laying a lot of down lately.

Why can’t people be decent and just accept rejection gracefully? This is how a conversation should go:

A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Oh, cool. I’m the same way usually. Do you want to talk about sportings? That’s the only thing that interests me.
B: Uh... I don’t know anything about the sportings, maybe we don’t have anything in common and should just call it here?
A: Totally. Thanks for being so up front and ridiculously hot.
B: Awe, shucks! No problem. Live long and prosper!

This is not how they should go:

A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Well, what do you want to know? I’m an open book. What do you need from me to let me taste that glorious pussy and feel your lips on my cock.
B: Uhhh... (trying to think of a reply to that)
A: It’s okay, sweetie, don’t worry about it. You probably have tons of bulls trying to shove their cocks in your tight twat.
B: Okay, I think you are jumping to conclusions about me before we’ve even exchanged any real meaningful conversation. I don’t think you heard me earlier when I said I’m not like that.
A: [changing gears because obviously I’m not biting] It’s too bad because you would have loved how I deliver my pleasures to my submissive and how I feel her needs and desires.
B: [can’t even at this point] *chuckles*
A: You can chuckle all you want baby, you’ll love my cock slamming into you and hitting your cervix.
B: You’re not getting any bit of your body anywhere near mine. [Blocks A]

So... have we learned a lesson? No? Okay, how about another example:

A: Hi, how are you?
B: Fine, thanks. How are you?
A: Good. Just saw your thread. You’re so sexy.
B: Thanks. I’m glad you like my posts.
A: Yeah, your writing isn’t so bad either. So, wanna RP with me?
B: I don’t do that with people I don’t know, but thanks for the offer.
A: It would be a great time and you’ll enjoy it.
B: I already said no, but thank you.
A: We could pretend you didn’t and I can push you up against the wall, pin you there and start kissing your neck.
B: And I would scream “RAPE” loud enough that people will come running and I’ll kick you in the balls hard enough to make it so you having progeny was out of the question.
A: wow. That’s harsh.
B: no means no, dude.
A: what if I tape your mouth shut and tie you with rope. You like rope.
B: [blocks A]

So you see, boys and girls: no fun to be the B when you have someone who can’t take “no” for an answer. I felt like that was all I was doing with these Fire-Crotch guys. None of them wanted to know anything about me. I could have been a sadistic fuck who wanted to bite their face when I orgasmed for all they knew. I mean, I’m not... but seriously, what happened to bowing out with grace?! What happened to conversation and connection?! Why are we so keen on laying hands on someone’s boobs?!

On that note, here are my boobs bouncing.

 

[WoodenVibrator]

So you’re saying you won’t let me, a man with very few posts that you’ve never conversed with, jumble up your boobies? Sigh. Fine.

 

[Moochienanu]

So you’re saying you won’t let me, a man with very few posts that you’ve never conversed with, jumble up your boobies? Sigh. Fine.

Hehe! Probably a very low likelihood that you’re gonna jumble my boobies... but we could talk about the sportings!

 

[WoodenVibrator]

Hehe! Probably a very low likelihood that you’re gonna jumble my boobies... but we could talk about the sportings!

Oh, so now that you want to get in my pants you suddenly know all about the sportsings! Convenient how that works, isn’t it?

 

[Todger65]

Your reproduction of your fire-crotch chats sound very like some of the PM’s a few ladies from here have told me about. (No names mentioned though) two things strike me:-
1). The speed with which they drag the conversation down into gutter talk
2). How thick skinned they are in not listening and trying to twist the chat back in the gutter.

There is absolutely no need for behaviour like this.

Oh, I almost forgot, you seem to have got the hang of gif making. I love it.

 

[wrant]

I’m confused. Do the sportings take place inside my pants or out?

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

Such people have already typecasted everyone on here. They think that any hole belongs to them no matter how they ask.
One can't control what others want or how they go about fulfilling their want.

I think we all know your creative energy is not to be wasted on them

Just like flowing water that would just slide off that wonderful visualization above, I hope most of the them wash away into oblivion.

 

[sexywriterfla]

So... little known fact about this little girl: I was on the Tinder. If you don’t know what Tinder is, it’s basically a dating app that helps college guys hook up with anything that has two legs and some holes. Okay, I’m being a little harsh... by really, my only experiences with the app were not the best. I did meet one guy who was a decent human, but the rest? Complete garbage. Oh, and then the decent guy when I told him I couldn’t see him anymore? He gets weird too so... fuck Tinder. This post isn’t really even about the app we will now refer to as “Fire-Crotch,” but rather about the way people deal with rejection, something I’ve been laying a lot of down lately.

Why can’t people be decent and just accept rejection gracefully? This is how a conversation should go:

A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Oh, cool. I’m the same way usually. Do you want to talk about sportings? That’s the only thing that interests me.
B: Uh... I don’t know anything about the sportings, maybe we don’t have anything in common and should just call it here?
A: Totally. Thanks for being so up front and ridiculously hot.
B: Awe, shucks! No problem. Live long and prosper!

This is not how they should go:

A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Well, what do you want to know? I’m an open book. What do you need from me to let me taste that glorious pussy and feel your lips on my cock.
B: Uhhh... (trying to think of a reply to that)
A: It’s okay, sweetie, don’t worry about it. You probably have tons of bulls trying to shove their cocks in your tight twat.
B: Okay, I think you are jumping to conclusions about me before we’ve even exchanged any real meaningful conversation. I don’t think you heard me earlier when I said I’m not like that.
A: [changing gears because obviously I’m not biting] It’s too bad because you would have loved how I deliver my pleasures to my submissive and how I feel her needs and desires.
B: [can’t even at this point] *chuckles*
A: You can chuckle all you want baby, you’ll love my cock slamming into you and hitting your cervix.
B: You’re not getting any bit of your body anywhere near mine. [Blocks A]

So... have we learned a lesson? No? Okay, how about another example:

A: Hi, how are you?
B: Fine, thanks. How are you?
A: Good. Just saw your thread. You’re so sexy.
B: Thanks. I’m glad you like my posts.
A: Yeah, your writing isn’t so bad either. So, wanna RP with me?
B: I don’t do that with people I don’t know, but thanks for the offer.
A: It would be a great time and you’ll enjoy it.
B: I already said no, but thank you.
A: We could pretend you didn’t and I can push you up against the wall, pin you there and start kissing your neck.
B: And I would scream “RAPE” loud enough that people will come running and I’ll kick you in the balls hard enough to make it so you having progeny was out of the question.
A: wow. That’s harsh.
B: no means no, dude.
A: what if I tape your mouth shut and tie you with rope. You like rope.
B: [blocks A]

So you see, boys and girls: no fun to be the A when you have someone who can’t take “no” for an answer. I felt like that was all I was doing with these Fire-Crotch guys. None of them wanted to know anything about me. I could have been a sadistic fuck who wanted to bite their face when I orgasmed for all they knew. I mean, I’m not... but seriously, what happened to bowing out with grace?! What happened to conversation and connection?! Why are we so keen on laying hands on someone’s boobs?!

On that note, here are my boobs bouncing.

Thank goodness for those. Bouncing boobs, I mean.

 

[Moochienanu]

Oh, so now that you want to get in my pants you suddenly know all about the sportsings! Convenient how that works, isn’t it?

I see what you did there... very clever to try and twist my words..

Your reproduction of your fire-crotch chats sound very like some of the PM’s a few ladies from here have told me about. (No names mentioned though) two things strike me:-
1). The speed with which they drag the conversation down into gutter talk
2). How thick skinned they are in not listening and trying to twist the chat back in the gutter.

There is absolutely no need for behaviour like this.

Oh, I almost forgot, you seem to have got the hang of gif making. I love it.

Yes. I’ll admit this happens here too... but my Fire-Crotch chats were this way 98% of the time. I understand wanting to get down to the deed if you haven’t in a while and a pretty lady is talking to you, but patience, thoughtfulness, and stimulating conversation are more of a turn on (in my opinion) than an unsolicited dick pic or some one trying to convince me they’re a Dominant-type person (which happens too often, btw. I can usually tell a D-type from a wannabe D-type pretty quickly in messages).

Oh, thank you for that. It only took one try for that one, so I’ll agree, I am becoming a gif ninja *wink*

I’m confused. Do the sportings take place inside my pants or out?

That’s for me to know and you to find out! *snickering*

Such people have already typecasted everyone on here. They think that any hole belongs to them no matter how they ask.
One can't control what others want or how they go about fulfilling their want.

I think we all know your creative energy is not to be wasted on them

Just like flowing water that would just slide off that wonderful visualization above, I hope most of the them wash away into oblivion.

Behavior like the type I described is so foreign to me. I understand trying to get across an interest in someone, but it seems so intrusive to start talking about someone’s personal bits without even asking if they are ready yet. You’re probably right about some people typecasting me; thinking that because I like to show some of my body here I would also be very open about my sexuality with them in private, but the truth is far from it. I get overwhelmed quickly when someone doesn’t seem to understand I’m just being polite in my reply of “thank you but no thank you” and continues to message to the point that I turn bratty and then block. I definitely don’t waste much of my time or energy on those people, as you’re correct: they just aren’t worth it.

Thank goodness for those. Bouncing boobs, I mean.

Amen. *giggles*

 

[deft]

Gracious me... those bouncing boobs give me life. How marvellous!

 

[Moochienanu]

Gracious me... those bouncing boobs give me life. How marvellous!

*giggle* glad to put a pep in your step today!

 

[deft]

And a rocket in my pocket, of course...

Thank you, darling.

 

[Moochienanu]

So, here’s the thing...

I submitted my story (even though I kinda didn’t want to and would much rather share it here, but I was forced to submit it because the mod removed it from here) and it was rejected. I was rejected because they don’t like how I write dialogue.

“Please break up your dialogue. The convention is one speaker per paragraph, so whenever someone new says something, start a new a paragraph. The essay "How to Make Characters Talk" in our Writer's Resources section has more information on the paragraph formatting of dialogue if you have further questions.”

This was the only thing they found to reject me with. But you know what?! I don’t wanna. Maybe this is me being a bratty mcbrat-face... but seriously?! Because I don’t start a new paragraph every time someone new speaks you reject my writing? What if I wanted it that way? What if I want there to be a fluent conversation between two people in ONE paragraph. Nope. Not gonna resubmit. Whole thing seems broken to me.

So I’m going to break up my stories and post them with pics here. Solve all my future problems. Enjoy! *blows kisses*

 

[doowopdoowop]

I submitted my story (even though I kinda didn’t want to and would much rather share it here, but I was forced to submit it because the mod removed it from here) and it was rejected. I was rejected because they don’t like how I write dialogue.

“Please break up your dialogue. The convention is one speaker per paragraph, so whenever someone new says something, start a new a paragraph. The essay "How to Make Characters Talk" in our Writer's Resources section has more information on the paragraph formatting of dialogue if you have further questions.”

This was the only thing they found to reject me with. But you know what?! I don’t wanna. Maybe this is me being a bratty mcbrat-face... but seriously?! Because I don’t start a new paragraph every time someone new speaks you reject my writing? What if I wanted it that way? What if I want there to be a fluent conversation between two people in ONE paragraph. Nope. Not gonna resubmit. Whole thing seems broken to me.

So I’m going to break up my stories and post them with pics here. Solve all my future problems. Enjoy! *blows kisses*

I dub this situation as wiggity whack

 

[Todger65]

I submitted my story (even though I kinda didn’t want to and would much rather share it here, but I was forced to submit it because the mod removed it from here) and it was rejected. I was rejected because they don’t like how I write dialogue.

“Please break up your dialogue. The convention is one speaker per paragraph, so whenever someone new says something, start a new a paragraph. The essay "How to Make Characters Talk" in our Writer's Resources section has more information on the paragraph formatting of dialogue if you have further questions.”

This was the only thing they found to reject me with. But you know what?! I don’t wanna. Maybe this is me being a bratty mcbrat-face... but seriously?! Because I don’t start a new paragraph every time someone new speaks you reject my writing? What if I wanted it that way? What if I want there to be a fluent conversation between two people in ONE paragraph. Nope. Not gonna resubmit. Whole thing seems broken to me.

So I’m going to break up my stories and post them with pics here. Solve all my future problems. Enjoy! *blows kisses*

Unfortunately, Laurel has her non negotiable rules. She even insists on the US rules for speech, and won’t accept the UK version.

Sounds like you have the best idea.