Lovin Tongue
Smartest Nigga ALIVE!!!!
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2004
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I won't take time to name all the names that this list applies to, as I don't want to be here all day. If you don't find this post funny then you are the target audience. Enjoy you bunch of fucking morons. I hope you all die.
New and improved holiday songs, with title and/or lyrics appropriately changed or subtitles added:
I'm Dreaming of Many-Hued Winter Season
O Occupied Town of Bethlehem
Rudolph, the Reindeer with the Facial Appendage of a Different Color
Oh, Come all ye Faithful, Agnostics and Atheists
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (but it was Grandma's fault for being in the space set aside for woodland creatures to run free without interference from human beings)
Frosty the Snowperson of An Indistinguishable Gender
Joy to the *World (*The word world includes all nations, including Iraq, North Korea and Iran)
I Saw My Parent/Step Parent/Guardian/Caretaker Kissing Santa Claus
We Wish You a Merry December (and a happy new calendar page for those that observe the years according to other religions or cultures)
I'm Getting Nothin' for Christmas (because my parents think the holiday is overcommercialized and co-opted from pagans and only capitalist pigs buy presents)
Little Drummer Person
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Buy-Nothing Day
You Must Have Had a Terrible Childhood, Mr. Grinch
Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople
Oh, Holiday Tree (we will guard you from the lumber industry)
Up on the House/Apartment/Cardboard box Top
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth (but because we don't have nationalized health care for everyone, my parents can't afford dental coverage)
Let it Snow (but it won't because of global warming)
Have yourselves a merry little seasonal day of enjoyment! Go watch "The Grinch Who Allegedly Stole Christmas"
New and improved holiday songs, with title and/or lyrics appropriately changed or subtitles added:
I'm Dreaming of Many-Hued Winter Season
O Occupied Town of Bethlehem
Rudolph, the Reindeer with the Facial Appendage of a Different Color
Oh, Come all ye Faithful, Agnostics and Atheists
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (but it was Grandma's fault for being in the space set aside for woodland creatures to run free without interference from human beings)
Frosty the Snowperson of An Indistinguishable Gender
Joy to the *World (*The word world includes all nations, including Iraq, North Korea and Iran)
I Saw My Parent/Step Parent/Guardian/Caretaker Kissing Santa Claus
We Wish You a Merry December (and a happy new calendar page for those that observe the years according to other religions or cultures)
I'm Getting Nothin' for Christmas (because my parents think the holiday is overcommercialized and co-opted from pagans and only capitalist pigs buy presents)
Little Drummer Person
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Buy-Nothing Day
You Must Have Had a Terrible Childhood, Mr. Grinch
Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople
Oh, Holiday Tree (we will guard you from the lumber industry)
Up on the House/Apartment/Cardboard box Top
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth (but because we don't have nationalized health care for everyone, my parents can't afford dental coverage)
Let it Snow (but it won't because of global warming)
Have yourselves a merry little seasonal day of enjoyment! Go watch "The Grinch Who Allegedly Stole Christmas"
