Moderators, you are a bunch of lazy screw-ups...

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's not bad enough that you let Mike Yates post the same thread twice, but can we not get the third and fourth iterations deleted?



Thank you in advance you miserable piece of Mike, you sonnuva Yates, you exiled for a reason...,




















There. Now we can be friends...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Reported!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What's reporting without a ban?

 

[LadyFairfax]

http://www.feelbanfresh.com/

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, first off, I really would have had to report the post.


So, now, you may conclude that I have told you a lie.


I guess the honeymoon is over.


Just beware when I give you a flap holster for your birthday.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How is it for holding the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.feelbanfresh.com/

Soft enough for a woman, but made for a metrosexual...


:nods:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Or outrageous misfortune, as the case may be.


How many gigawatts does it take to jumpstart a stimulus?


My Model A needs a jump . . . wait, I forgot, it came with a hand-crank.


Never mind.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Don't say misfortune!





I just bought a Fistful of Lotto! Think positive! This time, they'll LIKE my mule...

 

[Honey123]

It's not bad enough that you let Mike Yates post the same thread twice, but can we not get the third and fourth iterations deleted?



Thank you in advance you miserable piece of Mike, you sonnuva Yates, you exiled for a reason...,




















There. Now we can be friends...

Interesting...you noticed that trend as well?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which reminds me to go forth and do likewise.


Piropero can build as many coffins as we need.


What's on the mule's Social Calendar for this weekend?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Interesting...you noticed that trend as well?

I know. The slowest guy on the board picks up on something.



It must be obvious, unlike tits on a model...

 

[Honey123]

I know. The slowest guy on the board picks up on something.



It must be obvious, unlike tits on a model...

and certainly not useless like teats on a bull.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Which reminds me to go forth and do likewise.

Piropero can build as many coffins as we need.

What's on the mule's Social Calendar for this weekend?

He's renamed himself Lucky and is Waiting for Godot...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

and certainly not useless like teats on a bull.

My auntie told me that if I could put salt on his tail, I could milk him...




:uch:

 

[Honey123]

My auntie told me that if I could put salt on his tail, I could milk him...




:uch:

Your Aunt was a kinky guy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Your Aunt was a kinky guy.

And my metrosister!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Honey123]

And my metrosister!

Southerners...

 

[Honey123]

Hey tits on a model are useful.

not on a model airplane.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Caddies had tits and ass in the 50's - a few hawt models there.


Cadillacs, not golf caddies . . . unless that's what you're into.


Don't get me started on Fordillacs . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hey tits on a model are useful.

It's what separates her from a coat-hanger...





That and Roe V Wade.

(I don't care who you are, DAT's funny!)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Caddies had tits and ass in the 50's - a few hawt models there.


Cadillacs, not golf caddies . . . unless that's what you're into.


Don't get me started on Fordillacs . . . .

Fordlilacs sounds kinda fruity to me...


A real metrovehicle!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

not on a model airplane.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Songbird sweet and sour Jane and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Pleasure spiked with pain
That motherfucker's always spiked with pain

RHCP

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Fordlilacs sounds kinda fruity to me...


A real metrovehicle!

Ask the Literotica Expert on all things Fordillac.


Godot got left standing at the station . . . Bible in his pocket cuz his plane had just got shot down.


I'll be so glad when Alvin finally gets home . . . as long as he doesn't live here.