I told Mister Hat there a lot of pedophiles here and we should not be part of this.
Mister Hat replied, "Why then do you have your finger up my ass?"
I told Mister Hat, "That is what makes your head move."
Mister Hat replied, "I can move my head on my own."
Please excuse me, but Mister Hat and I have discuss our relationship.
"Hello, you have called 911. How may I help you?"
Mister Garrison is trying to kill me!
"Is that the same Mr Garrison from the South Park cartoon show?
Yes it is! Please hurry! He is strangling me!
"What ever happened to Mr Slave? I really liked him."
I don't care if you liked him or not, get someone over here right now!
