Missed class excuse

In school, what are the best excuses you had for missing class?

-->See this girls excuse--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=M1fwL-cgzcw

I think tihs is a great video. She is so sweet and innocent. She in unjaded and non disallusioned! But 10 years from now, she will be bitter, jaded, and out of hope after she gets her heart broken by filthy horney boys...

I hope her father protects her from those evils...before she becomes a whore like me...

Molly
 
I think tihs is a great video. She is so sweet and innocent. She in unjaded and non disallusioned! But 10 years from now, she will be bitter, jaded, and out of hope after she gets her heart broken by filthy horney boys...

I hope her father protects her from those evils...before she becomes a whore like me...

Molly

Ten years from now She'll be a staffer to a Senator. five years later she's going to be a freshman congresswoman from a Great state.
 
hey loqueer, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Can someone tell what BLOBFUCKER said. I refuse to unblock the fucker. But I am curiose what he said.
 
I said DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Can someone tell me what he said above(YOUR BLOCKED NO JOKE)? Still refuse to unblock him.


BLOBFUCKER I would rather you just stop posting on my shit!
 
My room mate took my key, so I couldn't lock the house or leave it open, till my room mate came back.
 
My friend/room mate met with a severe accident so I had to go to the hospital.
 
If I was back in school. I would tell them the truth i had to take my dog to the vet because it was, "RAPED MULTIPLE TIMES BY BLOBFUCKER!"
 
If I was back in school. I would tell them the truth i had to take my dog to the vet because it was, "RAPED MULTIPLE TIMES BY BLOBFUCKER!"

OMG!!! Blob would do that to your dog?? He is a sick man!! Is that why animals run when they see him??

Molly
 
I would fake an illness just so I didn't have to go to school.

Mike I just read Signature. It looks like it would be a great start to a post-apocalypse story. I was thinking or turning the third chapter of my "American dreams" story into an apocalyptic story.
 
i ain't never made no excuses. i'd stay after class and do lezbian shit w/ all the bitches in my fuckin class.
 
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