Midgets - I want to f*** some!

[Norton77]

Erm, I know the term might not be "politically correct" but I have developed this thing for midgets.
I would really love to slide my cock into a tight, hot midget/dwarf/vertically challenged woman's pussy.

Anyone help me out with this!?!

I nkow the people of Lit. are good people, so I am not worried about name calling, or being daubed with the "pervert" brush.
We all have our sexual kinks, and this is mine.

 

[Norton77]

Spelling!

Erm, it was meant to say "I know..." and not "I nkow..."

Sorry!

 

[KingDingaling]

I want to do a midget as well ...... I once saw bridget the midget do an interview on the view and she turned me on so much ..... only time i've ever watched that show.

 

[Cipher]

Erm, I know the term might not be "politically correct" but I have developed this thing for midgets.
I would really love to slide my cock into a tight, hot midget/dwarf/vertically challenged woman's pussy.

Anyone help me out with this!?!

I nkow the people of Lit. are good people, so I am not worried about name calling, or being daubed with the "pervert" brush.
We all have our sexual kinks, and this is mine.

I voted "size has nothing to do with it." I guess i'm just open to all. I like who/what i like when i like it. It doesn't matter to me what people say to or about me, or what people may think of me..I'm sure they're into things i'm not down with..ya know???
I don't have the urge to be with a midget, but if i came across one and we liked eachother well then i'd go for it
So, basically, i'm saying you're NOT strange.

 

[SmirkingJack]

I would like ablowjob while we're both standing.

 

[warpedntwisted]

Re: Smirking Jack an' da vertically

I would like ablowjob while we're both standing.

challanged!!

There is, I detect, some sinister, antisocial, demeaning, perverted, malignant quality in you, somewhere!!!

Knew I liked ya for some reason, couldn't put my finger on it till just now.!!!))))

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our motto " Let no culture go unblemished
Let no group go unscathed
let no one feel safe, the evil or chaste
and short people are to handy to waste **


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[Norton77]

Bridget

I saw her on tv too, and in some porn sites here and there.... she is the only naked chick of questionable height I have seen.
Maybe I have a thing for her?

 

[SmirkingJack]

yeah!

Now thats what I'm talking about!

I'd let her blow me any day. I wish the picture was better.

If you have some more...Morpheus_has_you@hotmail.com

Think about a slow dance with her. Mmm

She looks hungry too. I'd feed her.

 

[Norton77]

Small and tight!?!

See, there is something very hot about that picture!

Yummy!

We should set-up a midget dating service.

 

[Guest]

Just a note...

Norton, you can edit your posts instead of making a new post to "correct" a typo.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Thank you for not posting profanity.

 

[Purrde Flower]

I'm 4'11.. does that make me a midget or a dwarf? I forgot.

 

[Norton77]

It makes you...

At 4'11, it makes you someone I'd love to sleep with!

I think that is just a little short, rather than "dwarf" or "midget".

Oh, and editing posts is just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to complicated for me... this is tough enough! Thanks, though!

 

[Spinaroonie]

a dwarf is a person with a normal sized torso. A midget is proportional, but small.

It has nothing to do with degrees of lack of height.

 

[Saytur]

a dwarf is a person with a normal sized torso. A midget is proportional, but small.

It has nothing to do with degrees of lack of height.

I have a normal sized torso Spin ...am I a dwarf?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I have a normal sized torso Spin ...am I a dwarf?

Are your arms and legs small?

 

[Saytur]

Are your arms and legs small?

Not so much

 

[SouthTampaGuy]

I don't think so

I've had alot ALOT of "sick" fantasies, but this one I haven't had

But that's me and if you want to, don't ever let anyone make you feel anything but openminded!

Have fun, we've only got one life! Fill it with memories!

**
Eric

 

[Saytur]

There was a house band in a bar I worked in that did a song called "Have you ever done a midget?"

Verses I remember:
Have you ever done a midget?
Little legs all up in the air ...
(Have you ever done a midget)
If you have, I don't care

(Have you ever done a midget)
So short she could do it standing up
Have you ever done a woman so small
She could do it in your favorite coffee cup?

This is surprisingly catchy when you're trashed at 3:30 AM.

 

[Guest]

I guess it would be fun to have sex w/ a midget for the novelty aspect of it.

 

[SmirkingJack]

midge

There is a ton of porn out there with midget men doing women, but not enough midget women getting it on I say.

I recall a comedian years ago, singing a Pygme love song.

"I like to fuck midgets, cuz I'm aint to tall
I like to fuck midgets, my dick is very small."

He play harmonica along with it. It was catchy enough for me to remember it. But It doesnt seem funny now that I;ve typed it out.

So any little women in NYC want to meet a rather tall brutish man?

I'm much more sensitive in person.

 

[Norton77]

Midget porn

As i said earlier, all the porn sites I have seen have all involved the same midget woman........ she must be very popular.
Plenty of guy midgets strutting their stuff!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Norton WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?? UH??
First you offended me, I'm a little person. "midget" is degrading.

So whats the deal?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

What, nothing to say now?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Not true. A "Dwarf" medically is anyone under 4'10". and "midget" is a different term for dwarf. kinda like people call people who are gay fags ect.

a dwarf is a person with a normal sized torso. A midget is proportional, but small.

It has nothing to do with degrees of lack of height.