Michigan Lady?

[the_tom_cat]

Guess we do not have to have you....

take the "shower test:....

 

[rozezwild]

take the "shower test:....

Ok i will Bite what is the shower test??

 

[the_tom_cat]

Too young for MASH eh??

They wanted to prove that Hot Lips was really a blonde...

Thus the shower tent came down... she was....

I cried watching this video...

http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1

 

[the_tom_cat]

Add your name to the long list of names!!!

I usually don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear
in my email, but this one is too important. This one has been
circulating for months.

Please, keep it going!
To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her
run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name
to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire
e-mail list.

 

[rozezwild]

They wanted to prove that Hot Lips was really a blonde...

Thus the shower tent came down... she was....

I cried watching this video...

http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1

Yeah so did i just now

 

[the_tom_cat]

True friends...

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4 When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6 When you are confused I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

 

[the_tom_cat]

Keep a woman happy...

________________________________________
How to Make a Woman Happy



It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. cap able
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT T HE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[the_tom_cat]

What do you know????

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?

 

[kendra1980]

You loved that one -- you are going to LOVE this one...

http://www.winthelotto.net/beerbeforeitstarts.jpg

OH Tom...that one...BAD!

 

[the_tom_cat]

I wouldn't say "bad"....

I would say 99% of all men can relate...



Btw - get me a beer wench!!

 

[kendra1980]

I'll get you

something, and it won't be a beer. Brat

 

[the_tom_cat]

Kendy....

Can I chose???

 

[kendra1980]

hmmm...depends

Can I chose???

on what you'd be choosing...

I'm out the door to the farm market...can I bring you something from there?

 

[the_tom_cat]

Girl....

If I knew you personally I would drive there and put ya over my knee in the public square and spank that smart-ass ass of yours...

and enjoy every single whap!!

Wench...

have fun.....

Try not to think of me...

 

[kendra1980]

If I knew you personally I would drive there and put ya over my knee in the public square and spank that smart-ass ass of yours...

and enjoy every single whap!!

Wench...

have fun.....

Try not to think of me...

yeah, yeah...so you say.

I will have fun, going with my best bud...she's late, as usual.

think about who?

 

[the_tom_cat]

All women should think of me!!!

Remember --

ALL LADIES ARE PART OF THE TOM CAT WORLD WIDE HAREM


Only few are card carrying members though.... Sorta like the GOLD CLUB...

Wanna card?

 

[the_tom_cat]

Who...

I will give ya a who right in your Whooterville...

A woman late????

How can that be?????

pllbbb!!!!!!!!!

 

[rozezwild]

Remember --

ALL LADIES ARE PART OF THE TOM CAT WORLD WIDE HAREM


Only few are card carrying members though.... Sorta like the GOLD CLUB...

Wanna card?

Gimme one

 

[the_tom_cat]

Be right over...



Wait till ya see what the reward points get ya...

 

[kendra1980]

hey roze,

be sure to read that fine print on the back of the card !

 

[the_tom_cat]

Chit head....

You remind me of the "good angel / bad angel" voices you get ....

You can be both....

Wench...

Michigan women are suppose to be sweet and pure...

 

[kendra1980]

You remind me of the "good angel / bad angel" voices you get ....

You can be both....

Wench...

Michigan women are suppose to be sweet and pure...

Excuse me, are you saying I am anything other than sweet and pure. Bad Tom!

You know you love that good angel/bad angel thing.

Don't ya?!

 

[the_tom_cat]

Quite simply...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butt I love ya anyway wenchy face...

 

[kendra1980]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butt I love ya anyway wenchy face...

I know you do...it's virtually impossible not to...

Hey you, what happened to our sunshine???

 

[the_tom_cat]

Michigan Weather ...

Is a lot like Michigan Women... ya NEVER KNOW!!!

Hey wenchy face,,,,, pay special attention to what I called this thread...

Thus in your case -- the billing fits....

Too bad the clothes do as well... if you wore em about 3x too large they would just fall off in my presence....

yes -- taking away some of the fun-- but expediting the joy...