Menstrual Hut

[cymbidia]

I only have to empty once every 12 hours. That means in the morning before my shower, and at night when I get home from work. It is heaven.

SOLD!!!!!
Hot damn...

 

[Calamity Jane]

I don't think any dr is going to listen to what I have to say..

but I might just go see the other dr in June.. then if I'm not comfy with him I'll go back in July.

Gawd, you should call my doc and make an appointment. Even with travel time, you'd be seen sooner.

Every 12 hours Cheyenne??? I'm almost sold on this thing.

 

[Cheyenne]

Every 12 hours Cheyenne??? I'm almost sold on this thing.

Yup! And I could go longer, but the directions say that is the maximum you should wait inbetween emptying it. It depends on your flow, of course, but it holds a LOT. My flow is normally pretty light.

 

[Charlotte Blanchard]

I got my visiting friend today. cramps too. bad cramps and bloating and pain in my back and an upset stomach. plus this morning i got a fucking nail in my foot and got stitches, and I have to deal with my mother in law's shit cause she is visiting.

shoot me please

 

[cymbidia]

Chey? Can you get the rubber one here or do you have have to buy it from there and have it shipped here? Additionally, does it have a long rubber part that sticks out - in other words, making actual sexual congress, ummm, intercourse, ummm, lovemaking the old fashioned way...

...what the hell do y'all non raspberry chcolate peeps call it, again?




Anyway.
Does it have a long rubber sticky-out thing that gets in the way of a good hard healthy fuck?

 

[Cheyenne]

Chey? Can you get the rubber one here or do you have have to buy it from there and have it shipped here? Additionally, does it have a long rubber part that sticks out - in other words, making actual sexual congress, ummm, intercourse, ummm, lovemaking the old fashioned way...

...what the hell do y'all non raspberry chcolate peeps call it, again?




Anyway.
Does it have a long rubber sticky-out thing that gets in the way of a good hard healthy fuck?

Ah, good question! You really need to go to the online site to take a look at it. You can NOT wear the Keeper and fuck at the same time. It rides very low inside the vagina and yes, there is a rubber sticky-out thing. But you snip it to fit your body, so mine is very short. I don't really use it to grab the Keeper, anyway, I grab the base of it with my fingers. So I guess I wouldn't need it at all, really.

I think the Keeper is available from a number of sites. I'd check to see which has the best price now- could be a domestic place or Canadian.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Perimenopausal?

My period came 5 days early this month and I'm usually like clock work every 28 days. Also, the cramps have been so bad lately. I swear, I thought I was in labor when I woke up yesterday morning.

Any thoughts?

Oh, I'll be 39 this year.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Perimenopausal?

My period came 5 days early this month and I'm usually like clock work every 28 days. Also, the cramps have been so bad lately. I swear, I thought I was in labor when I woke up yesterday morning.

Any thoughts?

Oh, I'll be 39 this year.

Could be. Check it out here:

http://families-first.com/hotflash/news/symptoms.htm

 

[Ginny]

http://www.portfolios.com/Pics/dynamicduo/dynamicduo_12_p.JPG

 

[Vivacia]

Went to the Gyn, it went well.

They are sending me and my partner to a fertility specialist, and they want me to have an ultrasound just to make sure all is as it should be.

They can't give me anything for the pain yet as they still don't know what is causing it! <sigh>

Aparently I am one of 30% of women whos womb lays backwards which isn't helping in the ol baby making process...

 

[cymbidia]

Started my period days too early

Woke up this morning to bloody sheets and might-as-well-throw-them-away panties.
Feel like shit.
Mood sucks.
Bloated.
Cramps, and i never get cramps.
Feel like screaming or hitting someone or kicking something.
I'm fucking well finished having kids.
Wish it would dry up and go away.
~sigh~

 

[Guest]

I'm right there with you, cym. But add swollen eyes. I've cried most of the day.


This sucks.

 

[cymbidia]

I'm on the edge of tears.
Been there all day.
I'm sorry for both of us, S.

It does suck.
Yes, indeed.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I dont recommend sucking.

Sorry y'all

 

[Guest]

Cheffie, you are sweet.

Now, could you get cym and I our hot water bottles?



*hugs to cym*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Started my period days too early

Woke up this morning to bloody sheets and might-as-well-throw-them-away panties.
Feel like shit.
Mood sucks.
Bloated.
Cramps, and i never get cramps.
Feel like screaming or hitting someone or kicking something.
I'm fucking well finished having kids.
Wish it would dry up and go away.
~sigh~

Here's that hot water bottle, what kind of wine would you prefer? I'm thinking a Napa Chardonay from 97 is about your speed, but who am I to guess?

 

[cymbidia]

Thank you raindancer, again, and to you, too, Chef and Lukky.

Though i'm quite partial to the Russian River appellations, a bit of any '97 chardonnay would be good about now, Lukky. Since i'm really not fit company for anyone at the moment, please excuse me while i slink off and sip myself into bed early. I could use the sleep.

As always, i'm grateful for the caring generosity of your spirits - Lukky, Chef, and raindancer - and no, i didn't intend that to be a posting/situational pun!

raindancer?
Feel better tomorrow, baby.

 

[Guest]

I hope you feel better too, cym!

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://http://www.winewatch.com/skeleton/images/3_CL.jpgbe well...

 

[Guest]

murderous me...

 

[Summery]

Re: murderous me...

I have PMS.

I feel miserable, mad and murderous all at the same time. I have a headache. I have a pimple. People at work are completely shitting me to tears and I'm about to commit an ugly crime.

Blood, there will be lots of blood involved. Not mine, either.

Plus, I can't stop eating. Is it just me, or does anyone else get ravenous when they've got PMS?

I'm off to dig a shallow grave. Woe betide he who crosses my path

I just had the most frightening visuals, Foxy one.
This may be the first time I have ever been happy you are half a world away....

*hands you some chocolate, now chill out*

 

[Kitte]

Ok, is it just me or has mother nature taken out a contract on my sex life? I am early...which is so unusal for me.

Granted I am VERY glad to have my lil friend but not today. and really if it is going to be here, BE here dammit none of this spotting for an hour and then stopping for two...Get here do your stuff and then go!

This could however explain the screaming road rage and desire to kill this little old woman doing 30 in a 45 zone today.

 

[Never]

Egads people. I'm having mine right now, it's gooy chunks of lining slithering out of your potisserie chicken - not a mystical, magical, mystery ride.

 

[cymbidia]

I just started my period. Yes. Just now. In the last 1/2 hour.
WHOOSH!
All over the fucking place.

I just had my period three fucking weeks ago.
What the hell is this?
I've been regular as a clock all my life and now, suddenly, in the last half year, i'm not?

I'm pissed.

And Chey, darlin'? That Keeper thing? I've been trying to get that fucker to work for three months now and it just doesn't. I could never get a diaphragm in correctly, either. Those of us with back-tilted uteri, well, the Keeper/diaphragm type products just don't work for us, i guess. Not happily or well anyway.

Fucking pads.
Fucking tampons.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.