Men, Ughhhh-For Those Times You Have To Bash Them

[slowfingers1]

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

lmao

slowfingers you are much smarter than I....but I believe they deserve to vent...so i intend to help...

after all most would not know a good man if they were sitting on his face...(yikes)....

 

[kikmosa]

Re: lmao

slowfingers you are much smarter than I....but I believe they deserve to vent...so i intend to help...

after all most would not know a good man if they were sitting on his face...(yikes)....

That's an oxymoron. You can't put good and man together like that. It just doesn't compute. Kinda like army intelligence.

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

excellent

now we are TALKING....and hey I'm no moron...

 

[kikmosa]

Re: excellent

now we are TALKING....and hey I'm no moron...

Your not an ox either, lol. Don't think you really want to get me started on that subject though.

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

i am unafraid...and you deserve to bash....bash away bash away
bash away all....

 

[kikmosa]

i am unafraid...and you deserve to bash....bash away bash away
bash away all....

Just remember that you asked for it.
The ones I've had to deal with since my divorce to me have been selfcentered, egotistical, cowardly pricks who should have had their balls removed at birth. They are flatulating butt-heads who must have plenty of brains because they sure as fuck haven't used any of them yet. They are two-faced, manipulating, nose-picking, beer-belching neanderthals who should have been dropped from the chain of life centurys ago. They haven't got the brains God gave a piss ant and if they did, they might be dangerous. To the pissants. I won't talk about my ex. That would take all day. The first decent men I've found so far are on lit and they all live to far away.

 

[1sexylady]

Just remember that you asked for it.
The ones I've had to deal with since my divorce to me have been selfcentered, egotistical, cowardly pricks who should have had their balls removed at birth. They are flatulating butt-heads who must have plenty of brains because they sure as fuck haven't used any of them yet. They are two-faced, manipulating, nose-picking, beer-belching neanderthals who should have been dropped from the chain of life centurys ago. They haven't got the brains God gave a piss ant and if they did, they might be dangerous. To the pissants. I won't talk about my ex. That would take all day. The first decent men I've found so far are on lit and they all live to far away.

Holding her back and fanning her down....You Go Girl..!!!!

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

could you be just a little more specific?....and dont hold back this time...lol....

(public service announcement 17)

 

[Angelofsex]

Just remember that you asked for it.
The ones I've had to deal with since my divorce to me have been selfcentered, egotistical, cowardly pricks who should have had their balls removed at birth. They are flatulating butt-heads who must have plenty of brains because they sure as fuck haven't used any of them yet. They are two-faced, manipulating, nose-picking, beer-belching neanderthals who should have been dropped from the chain of life centurys ago. They haven't got the brains God gave a piss ant and if they did, they might be dangerous. To the pissants. I won't talk about my ex. That would take all day. The first decent men I've found so far are on lit and they all live to far away.

You are so right about the lit part to....the men here are decent..some of them that is......men are men.

 

[kikmosa]

Holding her back and fanning her down....You Go Girl..!!!!

I live in red-neck country. Do you know the true defination of a redneck is. It's a guy that thinks a good thing for a b-day gift for his wife is a new bucket and sponge for washing his truck. It's a guy who's wife works to pay the bills so he can spend his money on more important things. Like beer, his truck and poker. It's a guy that's so big a coward that he has to hit a woman to make himself feel strong. Men HAVE to be from another planet or else nature played a very cruel joke on us women.

 

[Guest]

Anyone who doubts whether male bashing has become a popular indoor sport need only take a walk though the greeting cards aisle. Two years ago, Dave Nevers did that and found a card showing a woman in a baseball uniform holding a baseball bat, talking about her high levels of stress. Open the card and you find the sentence, "How do I get rid of my stress? I take it out on him." It shows her whacking a man with a baseball bat.

Oh, of course it's a joke. But put a woman, a minority, a child in that card and it isn't real funny anymore is it? And that's the point that a number of men's groups are making. It not politically correct to bash various social groups. Apparently male bashing is still OK.

And if you think that one card is an aberration, consider the number of what are being called "rolling pin" humor cards on the market. One involves a wife pulling a gun on her husband because he wants to tell her about his "great day."

Warren Farrell in his new book, Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say says there is growing evidence of misandry (man hating) in our society. If a man belittles a woman, it could become a lawsuit. But if women belittle men, it's "a Hallmark card."

And really this isn't a problem with the greeting card business. They know a trend when they see one. Bashing males has been a target rich area for marketing. These cards are just expressing heightened female frustration with men.

I've got a suggestion. Let's have the women back off and the men be more sensitive. Then maybe some of these cards won't be purchased so much in the future.

 

[Angelofsex]

I live in red-neck country. Do you know the true defination of a redneck is. It's a guy that thinks a good thing for a b-day gift for his wife is a new bucket and sponge for washing his truck. It's a guy who's wife works to pay the bills so he can spend his money on more important things. Like beer, his truck and poker. It's a guy that's so big a coward that he has to hit a woman to make himself feel strong. Men HAVE to be from another planet or else nature played a very cruel joke on us women.

I would say you have a right to bash over and over again.

 

[kikmosa]

And if one more guy walks up to me at my job and asks if there's a guy he can talk to about the guns or batteries, I'm going to deck him right then and there and scream at him while he's on the floor.."No because there are no fucking men. Just halfgrown irratating spoiled little boys like you, you throwback."

 

[Angelofsex]

And if one more guy walks up to me at my job and asks if there's a guy he can talk to about the guns or batteries, I'm going to deck him right then and there and scream at him while he's on the floor.."No because there are no fucking men. Just halfgrown irratating spoiled little boys like you, you throwback."

Thumbs up for you.

 

[Guest]

From a Woman...
I got flowers today. It wasn't my birthday or any other special day.
We had our first argument last night, And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me.
I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said.
Because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day.
Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare.
I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over.
I know he must be sorry,
Because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today, and it wasn't Mother's Day or any other special day.
Last night, he beat me up again. And it was much worse than all the other times.
If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money?
I'm afraid of him and scared to leave.
But I know he must be sorry,
Because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today. Today was a very special day.
It was the day of my funeral.

Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death.
If only I had gathered enough courage and strength to leave him, I would
not have gotten flowers today.

 

[kikmosa]

Anyone who doubts whether male bashing has become a popular indoor sport need only take a walk though the greeting cards aisle.
.................
I've got a suggestion. Let's have the women back off and the men be more sensitive. Then maybe some of these cards won't be purchased so much in the future.

I'm fully aware that not all men are like that. And I know that my point of view is warpped after my marriage. I'm sorry if anything I said offended any of you men. I won't say anything else.

 

[Guest]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. It's called "Wedding Cake."

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning God created the Earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds:
"Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

 

[1sexylady]

Anyone who doubts whether male bashing has become a popular indoor sport need only take a walk though the greeting cards aisle. Two years ago, Dave Nevers did that and found a card showing a woman in a baseball uniform holding a baseball bat, talking about her high levels of stress. Open the card and you find the sentence, "How do I get rid of my stress? I take it out on him." It shows her whacking a man with a baseball bat.

Oh, of course it's a joke. But put a woman, a minority, a child in that card and it isn't real funny anymore is it? And that's the point that a number of men's groups are making. It not politically correct to bash various social groups. Apparently male bashing is still OK.

And if you think that one card is an aberration, consider the number of what are being called "rolling pin" humor cards on the market. One involves a wife pulling a gun on her husband because he wants to tell her about his "great day."

Warren Farrell in his new book, Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say says there is growing evidence of misandry (man hating) in our society. If a man belittles a woman, it could become a lawsuit. But if women belittle men, it's "a Hallmark card."

And really this isn't a problem with the greeting card business. They know a trend when they see one. Bashing males has been a target rich area for marketing. These cards are just expressing heightened female frustration with men.

I've got a suggestion. Let's have the women back off and the men be more sensitive. Then maybe some of these cards won't be purchased so much in the future.

Well we could but we won't....After all we are fickle, good for nothing but preggers and bare foot in the kitchen, dumb, can't change a tire, don't know any sports, human punching bags and the list goes on. I think a few bashes to men doesn't hurt...

Cummmmmm Angel...cummmmm kikmosa...cummmmm prettygrneyes...cummmmm cookiejar...bash away, bash away all.....

 

[1sexylady]

I'm fully aware that not all men are like that. And I know that my point of view is warpped after my marriage. I'm sorry if anything I said offended any of you men. I won't say anything else.

Kikmosa.... Speak your mind you have that right...

 

[LUV2WATCH2]

Well we could but we won't....After all we are fickle, good for nothing but preggers and bare foot in the kitchen, dumb, can't change a tire, don't know any sports, human punching bags and the list goes on. I think a few bashes to men doesn't hurt...

Cummmmmm Angel...cummmmm kikmosa...cummmmm prettygrneyes...cummmmm cookiejar...bash away, bash away all.....

yea....bring em on sexy....now we got somethin'

 

[kikmosa]

Kikmosa.... Speak your mind you have that right...

Yes, I have the right to speak my mind. But I don't have the right to hurt someone else doing it. Then it becomes verbal abuse and I've been on the other side of that one too many time to ever want to do it to someone else.
You have my apoligies GiveUsAFknBreak if anything I said offened you. But you offended me with your post too. You just scolded us for bashing and then turned around and did it yourself. Not nice.

 

[1sexylady]

Just something I came across... Oh and you can only hurt someone if they are guilty of something and you named nobody here.

A woman's perfect breakfast:

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl,
... and her husband is on the back of the milk carton

Now I love men mind you....just not the ones that think they rule the earth...

 

[kikmosa]

Maybe this can explain why I feel tha way I do about men.

Memories

I sit and stare for hours
My eyes burning as the
Tears stream down my face

I feel again his touch
The pain flaring as
He plays his games

I try to silence my mind
To stay in the here and now
To avoid this memory

Yet again my mind
Betrays me as it
Dredges up memories

Sometimes just a word
Will start the trip
Sometimes just a sound

Over and over I’m thrust
Into the past tortures
Inflicted upon me

I hear his voice
Telling me again
How worthless I am

I see his lips as the words
Are formed, words of scorn
Contempt and hatred

I feel his hand as it
Strikes against me
Leaving blood and bruises

God, how I wish
I could erase those
Memories of then

How I wish I could
Take all the pain and
Anger inside of me

Wash it from my mind
Let it not have happened
Let the memories end

But there is but one way
To cleanse the pain away
And I have given my word

 

[ReBeLBeLLe]

Well we could but we won't....After all we are fickle, good for nothing but preggers and bare foot in the kitchen, dumb, can't change a tire, don't know any sports, human punching bags and the list goes on. I think a few bashes to men doesn't hurt...

Heyyyy...I resent some of those remarks. I do know how to change a tire...even oil and brakes for that matter. I know a fair amount about sports....and a hell of a lot more than coaches that try to tell me I am wrong. I have a higher than average IQ, and while I have been pregnant I've never gone barefoot. I've imitated a punching bag several times for men and believe me...they lived to regret it. What do I get for being or knowing these things? I've been called a dyke, and a tomboy. I am neither of these. I am simply a woman who has learned that I don't need to depend on a man for much of anything. Oh yea, it's nice to have them around when the trash needs to be dragged out to the street, but thank god someone invented trash cans with wheels. I am a woman that has worked for years butting heads with men. I am sick and tired of assumptions that because I am female I can't know how to do a job and having to prove myself to those same opinionated assholes. Maybe I would fare better if I grabbed my crotch on occasion, belched, and farted....but I'm sorry..I have better manners than that and I refuse to lower my standards just to be accepted. I've learned that many men will try to shove me into a neat little stereotype, but I don't have to stay there. Who or what I am is dependant upon me and no one else...not their stereotypes, not their opinions, but on my actions and my merits alone. I am damn good at the things I do and there is not a man that will ever again drag me down unless he choses to use pure brute strength and even then ..in the end I will know I won because they were so afraid of matching my wit, my intelligence they had to resort to force.
Would this be a good time to say, "I am woman, hear me ROAR?"