Men don't you just hate it when.....

[Guest]

 

[R Nitelight]

Boy, you said it. My wives are on me 24/7.




No, I didn't. I said Wife. You can only have one wife. It's against the law....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, here's the deal...Men like to handle things. Yes, that, but I'm talking about emergencies and contests. You've got make the chore seem life threatening. "Honey, I just threw out some chicken with the ebola virus and I think it's gone airborne. Should I just close the lid?" Whadda ya bet me the man isn't up on his feet in two seconds saying, "I'll HANDLE it!" and starts stapling the bag shut, and securing it ropes and hauling it out to the trash? If it's just about the trash sitting there an extra day or two until the Olympics are over you have no hope in hell in getting his attention. Taking out the garbage has to be a Quest or we're just not interested.

 

[PolishedKnob]

(Ladies, I know you are fuming right now but please just let me give the guys a chance to blow some much needed steam off! Once I post again on this thread you can say anything you want.... agreed? )

Why do I get the feeling this is some sort of trap?

Luckily I'm single so I have no comment...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

If I didn't -

Do all the laundry, 95% of the cooking (but we don't cook much here in New York), 75% of the vacuuming and dusting, all the window cleaning, about half of the baby stuff (all of it, changing, feeding, rocking, playing, etc..) - taking out all the trash (got to take it to the street, 4 flights, no elevator) and fix everything (change light bulbs, build stereo systems and hook-up TV's, put together furniture, repair plumbing, etc..) We would have one shabby fucking house hold.

My wife does a few things - 50% of the baby, the bathroom, makes the bed most of the time - fucks my brains out everyday and highly entertains our extra-curricular adult fun and MAKES MUCH MORE MONEY THAN I DO!!!

I hope to retire as a house dad in 2 years. Of course I'm going to be one hell of a rockin' house dad.

 

[Star Gazer]

still waiting patiently....

come on now...... I'm ready to say something...

 

[Guest]

Okay... here's my point....

 

[Guest]

By the way.....

 

[Gil]

I do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, yard work, take out the trash, etc.

Oh course I am single...does that make a difference?

 

[Ezzy]

I have friends who are constantly telling me about how they aren't carrying their weight around the house... I quote my friend, "She has to tell me to take the trash out, mow the yard, help with the kids......"

Ladies, I know you are fuming right now but please just let me give the guys a chance to blow some much needed steam off!

^^^^^ please reread this before continueing ^^^^^


However the only reason I do it this way, is that I know she learned to nag from her mother,and she does so love to practise on me every thing she learned.They could nag for England; the pair of them.

I so love helping her out with these confidence building excersises.


EZ ( tongue firmly planted in his cheek)

ps sorry I took so long answering an IM this came in late.

 

[Wizard]

I must be some what of a Bum here .............We both gut the grass when it needs cut we do it I try to but if I have been working alot of hours and she feels like it she will just cut it to help out............I have no problem doing dishes and washing clothing but she again has it done I work 60 hours plus and she works part time so the time permits her to do this.......

I must also be the first to say she is the reason our kids are as good as they are .....Now (11 and 7) she was the one to do most everthing with them ......For alot of years I worked on the road and was away for about 6 weeks at a time..........She was just about like a single Mom just not working as long hours...........

How about we both just chip in and do it.........I must say I'm still a man .....I have my list of things I'm going to do....just keeps getting longer and I do take awhile to do them.......silly things........

Just not enough time in a day.............