Men, can't live with them and you can't shoot them

[pandora]

Why is it men, in general, think that when a woman is in a bitchy mood that it's either pms, lack of sex, or that a woman just isn't strong enough to handle pressure like a man? Sorry guys, sometimes I just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Don't mean to bash you all.....hell why be nice....yes i do.

 

[R Nitelight]

Pandora

Experience.


(Nitelight ducks)

 

[pandora]

Oh Nitelight, you're just a snide bastard is all, but I'm saying that with love.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Pandora

Experience.


(Nitelight ducks)

Oh sweetie you better duck because I am not PMSing this week, I have had sex and I can handle the pressure BUT I did wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

I was up late and was woke up from a nice snuggly warm sleep with phone call I would rather not have had so early this morning.

So this is notice, I am trying to improve my mood but I have VERY good aim so you better do more than duck sweetie, you better hide.

.....of course then I could come find you

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-19-2000 at 09:16 AM]

 

[pandora]

promise, promises.......are you promising?

 

[Dreamer1]

Why is it men, in general, think that when a woman is in a bitchy mood that it's either pms, lack of sex, or that a woman just isn't strong enough to handle pressure like a man? Sorry guys, sometimes I just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Don't mean to bash you all.....hell why be nice....yes i do.

I was raised by a single mother. I am married and have two daughters. I have never lived with another man. I, for one, know there are many more reasons why women can be...less than pleasant. I also believe women (at least the ones in my life) can handle pressure better than any man I have known. Now pandora, did you ever find the right side of the bed?

 

[pandora]

I was waiting for you to show it to me Dreamer.

 

[Alyrahh]

Yes, you can... you'd not believe what wonderful fertilizer for your flower gardens they make.

 

[pandora]

Yes I would, but then you have to take the time to clean up afterward...see damnit, always having to go behind them for something.

 

[Dreamer1]

I can't sleep but is it safe for a man to be here?

 

[pandora]

I can't sleep either Dreamer, besides I'm still waiting for you to show me which side of the bed you like. And you're always welcome to come in anytime you want.

 

[Silverlily]

The whole "blame PMS" thing used to really bug me until a friend pointed out the only reason men are grumpy is erectile dysfunction.

 

[LacyCasy]

The whole "blame PMS" thing used to really bug me until a friend pointed out the only reason men are grumpy is erectile dysfunction.

So THAT explains Lasher's posts.

 

[Magic Merlin]

The whole "blame PMS" thing used to really bug me until a friend pointed out the only reason men are grumpy is erectile dysfunction.

Owwwwwwww!!!

 

[pandora]

Yeah Kitten that explains it all to me....erectile dysfunction...now to go tell all the execs. here at work that. pms me will they.
walks away mumbling to herself.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Don't you just love STRESS!!

I'm come on We woman do have stress you know ...I like to see a man pop a baby out ..and see what happens


http://www.gif-world.com./maingifs/adultgifs/53.gif


THE WIFE

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You don't have to shoot them....

Learn how to talk to them. There are lots of books out there. Communication is the key.

Check out " We have to Talk" by Shem and Surrey, "We can work it Out" by Notarius and Markman and "Communicoding" by Cherney and Tynan.


blue

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Re: Don't you just love STRESS!!

I'm come on We woman do have stress you know ...I like to see a man pop a baby out ..and see what happens


http://www.gif-world.com./maingifs/adultgifs/53.gif


THE WIFE

Its easy... stand by the bed and watch as the wife does all the work...

*Cyan runs for his life*

 

[pandora]

Its easy... stand by the bed and watch as the wife does all the work...

*Cyan runs for his life*



You'd better run if your wife saw what you typed.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Its easy... stand by the bed and watch as the wife does all the work...

*Cyan runs for his life*



You'd better run if your wife saw what you typed.

My wife is not here.... heheehe...

*Plus.... This puppy can't have kids... he got himself fixed at 20... hehehe....*

(I still got to wonder what is inside pandora's box)

 

[pandora]

(I still got to wonder what is inside pandora's box)

All sorts of goodies...checking my and checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty and who cares who's nice.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

(I still got to wonder what is inside pandora's box)

All sorts of goodies...checking my and checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty and who cares who's nice.

Uhm...I am naughty

 

[pandora]

that would be list and checking it twice

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

that would be list and checking it twice

Is it a good thing to be checked twice or am I just kicked off the list now...

 

[pandora]

Moves the big green dragons name to the top of the naughty list.......gonna get something good this year!!!!!