Men are like

[Freya]

laxatives...they irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like bananas...the older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like vacations...they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like weather...nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like chocolate bars...sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee...the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like commercials...you can't believe a word they say.

Men are like department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like government bonds...they take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like mascara...they run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like popcorn...they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like snowstorms...you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last.

Men are like lava lamps..**** to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like parking spots...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[bknight2602]

You mean me?


LMAO Good one Freya

 

[Starblayde]

Welll thanks a lot

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Men are like coffee...the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

yes, but if we could find a woman worth keeping it up all night for, we would....

 

[Freya]

Men are like lava lamps..**** to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

I kinda like these two best.

Hey BBW.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you're as subtle as a sledgehammer, dear.

Is 10 am to early to make a beer run???

 

[huskie]

Men are like lava lamps..**** to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

I kinda like these two best.

Hey BBW.

we can kill the hell out of spiders too!!!! don't forget that!!!

 

[Freya]

you're as subtle as a sledgehammer, dear.

Is 10 am to early to make a beer run???

Lunch for the kids?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Lunch for the kids?

they have pizza laced with NyQuill.

The beer is for the cat.

 

[Freya]

they have pizza laced with NyQuill.

The beer is for the cat.

Another nutritious meal served in the penguin house. Sounds yummy.

Off to school now - have a great day.

 

[LadyG]

we can kill the hell out of spiders too!!!! don't forget that!!!

Okay, you've now officially become mine. !! LOL.

Actually, I like the blender quote too.

 

[huskie]

Okay, you've now officially become mine. !! LOL.

Actually, I like the blender quote too.

LadyGuinivere Huskie. Sounds good to me

 

[DarkAngel]

you're as subtle as a sledgehammer, dear.

Is 10 am to early to make a beer run???

I got a bar fridge stocked full..

 

[LadyG]

LadyGuinivere Huskie. Sounds good to me

He he he yeah, it does have a ring to it!




BBW: you can buy beer at 10 am???? Hmm..not till 11 here. I think.

 

[Nora Charles]

Most men are like speed bumps, aggravating distractions scattered along life's otherwise pretty nice highways.