Men and Lesbians

[cactiphile]

I was reading a book by the Great and Hillararous Kinky Friedman,
and came accross a statement that all men are turned on
by the thought of Lesbians.

Is this really true?


c.

 

[FantasticJones]

I was reading a book by the Great and Hillararous Kinky Friedman,
and came accross a statement that all men are turned on
by the thought of Lesbians.

Is this really true?


c.

Most definitely no. If you spend one day trying to organize a float for Pride day you'd know Lesbians are awful, awful people.

But they don't turn me on regardless.

 

[cactiphile]

Hmm. I did say the thought of them,
all of the'pure' lesbians I have met (only three that
have not been bi) were very strange 'creatures'

c.

 

[FantasticJones]

Hmm. I did say the thought of them,
all of the'pure' lesbians I have met (only three that
have not been bi) were very strange 'creatures'

c.

Oh. Does the thought of two lip-stick dykes rolling in the hay give me a stiffy?

No, dear. If it did me and my Mother would be on better terms.

 

[Starfish]

Mr. Jones, (and forgive me for calling you FantasticJohnson, yesterday, but I bet you lover(s) think that though....huh? )


I bet I could turn you on!
You want me to try?

Go on, just dare me to try!

 

[Weevil]

Mr. Jones, (and forgive me for calling you FantasticJohnson, yesterday, but I bet you lover(s) think that though....huh? )


I bet I could turn you on!
You want me to try?

Go on, just dare me to try!

You one of those funny lookin' girls that looks a lot like Matt Damon?

 

[FantasticJones]

You one of those funny lookin' girls that looks a lot like Matt Damon?

Well, if it isn't my Irish-Catholic buddy of yore. How goes it? Erin let you out to play?

 

[Weevil]

Well, if it isn't my Irish-Catholic buddy of yore. How goes it? Erin let you out to play?

I'm my own man, You......Laurier Grad!

 

[cactiphile]

Maybe I should have refined the question for
het-men/bi-men only. Maybe it doesnt apply to gay men?


cactiphile

 

[FantasticJones]

I'm my own man, You......Laurier Grad!

That what she's telling you know?

Laurier?!?!?!??! Fighting words eh? Ever had your butt kicked by a sissy?

 

[Starfish]

Well, First off EBW, Have you NOT seen my pictures? If not, where have you been?


Secondly, Fantastic, I am only toying. I am a lady with an affinity for all kinds of sex...

Here, just look......


(the pic is more to shock and disturb EBW, than to turn you on! )

 

[cactiphile]

(the pic is more to shock and disturb EBW, than to turn you on! )

Thats got to hurt! My back creaks at the thought!

c.

 

[Guest]

Hell, turns me on.

The math on this is simple... if one woman is hot, then two is TWICE as hot.

See, easy.

 

[Starfish]

We've hyjacked your thread Cactiphile..... get over it.... you've lost her to us!


Don't worry, I'll put up some......

 

[Weevil]

Well, First off EBW, Have you NOT seen my pictures? If not, where have you been?


Secondly, Fantastic, I am only toying. I am a lady with an affinity for all kinds of sex...

Here, just look......


(the pic is more to shock and disturb EBW, than to turn you on! )

I have. It's just that I know what you'd need to turn on my man-lovin' brudda. You ain't got it, sorry to say. A sure sign that he is a dyed in the wool queer.

 

[Starfish]

I don't have it, yes........


but I do right here......

 

[Starfish]

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! We Cannot LET this THREAD die!


My fish is about to die and that is bad enough!


here is more lesbian sex......

 

[WriterDom]

Bi women maybe. Not the butch ones build like linebackers with the crew cuts and wallets in their back pockets

 

[FantasticJones]

I don't have it, yes........


but I do right here......

Sigh. Am I so easy to read?

 

[Starfish]

It isn't that mr. jones.....


I can just relate to you.... I am a woman trapped in a woman's body that likes men trapped in a room with other men who want to lick each other all over!

 

[Lightning]

Interesting...

It isn't that mr. jones.....


I can just relate to you.... I am a woman trapped in a woman's body that likes men trapped in a room with other men who want to lick each other all over!

Starfish, I must say that you have devilishly wicked thoughts. It sounds very interesting, and I like your posted pictures too.

 

[FantasticJones]

Re: Interesting...

I appreciate all of the support for gay sex but it must be said that most girls(The male and the female kind) views on gay sex is about as realistic as straight guys and their looks on Lesbians.

 

[Lightning]

Appreciation...

I appreciate all of the support for gay sex but it must be said that most girls(The male and the female kind) views on gay sex is about as realistic as straight guys and their looks on Lesbians.

I appreciate that view point, but being a guy, I find it exciting to feel another man's cock sliding in and out of my mouth. Granted, I haven't done it yet. Reality is sometimes harder to face than fantasies, but regardless, I would like to try it sometime.

What can I say? I've got a touch with my feminine side.

 

[roosterboy]

I was reading a book by the Great and Hillararous Kinky Friedman,
and came accross a statement that all men are turned on
by the thought of Lesbians.

Is this really true?


c.

Um yes please!

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Interesting...

Thank you Lightning, I am a wicked naughty little girl. I get punished regularly, and I need to be reminded all of the time that I am a very bad girl.

I appreciate all of the support for gay sex but it must be said that most girls(The male and the female kind) views on gay sex is about as realistic as straight guys and their looks on Lesbians.

Not that you don't have a point, but is this unrealistic?