ME (the BITCH is here!)

[BitchDiva]

Hello All!

I have decided to grace your board with... well ME!!!

Relax boys and girls it will be painless (at first).

I'm not here to steal your boyfriends, update your closet (although some of you need the help) or help you with your "troubles" or petty love life, just to have fun and grant you an audiance with moi!

So strap on your dildo's girls, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

 

[Sheaf_Beast]

welcome

should I address you as Miss Bitch or is that Ms. Bitch

 

[Mischka]

Our dildos have offspring?

 

[BitchDiva]

This is me.

 

[April]

Mischka made me snort.

Welcome BitchDiva.

 

[amelia]

why was i expecting someone with a vagina? oh well, never mind. welcome!

 

[morninggirl5]

Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.

Also, please look at the following thread about one of the more prolific imposters here http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97398

This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992

Sometime within your first day here, you’ll see a post about Magic. Magic is the unofficial Lit pubic hair remover. Thanks to our very own Cheyenne, we have thrown razors away. Here’s a couple of links to useful threads.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95457


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[April]

why was i expecting someone with a vagina? oh well, never mind. welcome!

LOL Me to. This place is full of surprises.

 

[Lancecastor]

Wait till you meat Glam!

 

[Lasher]

This is me.

Jack McFairyland? Just Jack? Is it really you?

 

[Nora]

Our dildos have offspring?

They hide in our nightstands and breed like bunnies.

 

[Debbie]

LOL Me to. This place is full of surprises.

I am glad I had good company in my thoughts of Bitch Diva's gender.


Welcome to lit. Have fun.

 

[Dillinger]

the BITCH is here

Cool!

BEND OVER AND SPREAD 'EM!

 

[littlekateyes]

Hiya and welcome to lit.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Bahahaha. Bitchdiva is a guy!

 

[Guest]

 

[bad kitty]

Re: Re: ME (the BITCH is here!)

Cool!

BEND OVER AND SPREAD 'EM!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! The Dilly we know and love is back!

 

[freakygirl]

Bitch=Female Dog

diva=An operatic prima donna or A very successful singer of nonoperatic music.


BitchDiva=Man?



Now I'm seriously confused

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: ME (the BITCH is here!)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! The Dilly we know and love is back!

*lol* --- Working on it, babe.

 

[Guest]

What a good looking fella you are!

Please suck my cock. I won't suck yours.

 

[bad kitty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ME (the BITCH is here!)

*lol* --- Working on it, babe.

Come here, I can help ya finish getting there.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Take my boyfriend...please!

 

[QuickDuck]

have some broccoli

 

[freakygirl]

What if I don't have a strap on?

Will you take my boyfriend?

 

[Agent99]

Minkey, you look so beautiful tonight!


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