Me, an ongoing pictorial review.

[alexandraaah]

Hey you.

Hey you back.

Do you know if the number I gave to that person led to anything good?

If so, pm me.

 

[LicKittyClit]

You remind me of Edward Norton

 

[Malachi]

Vegas blows. I should know. I live in Reno.

Vegas does blow. I always refer to it as 'Fabulous' Las Vegas, and let people decide for themselves whether I'm being sarcastic or not. It doesn't blow so much if you're not a tourist, though.

 

[Malachi]

Hi Malachi.

Your friend is yummy.

And I'll pretend your glasses pic is a cum shot.

I'll tell my friend you said so. He doesn't think he photographs well.

I took one for everyone who wants to imagine me in the throes of ecstasy.

 

[Malachi]

LMAO

 

[Malachi]

Your nostrils are two different shapes. My hubby's are like that, too...only more pronounced.

I know you're sick of hearing this, but you SO look like a cute Pauly Shore that it kinda freaks me out.

If I ever get tired of being told I'm cute, I'll let you know.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

If I ever get tired of being told I'm cute, I'll let you know.

It's true. And you're not nearly as annoying.

 

[Malachi]

Is his dog's name Santa's Little Helper?

Cute.

The name, I mean.

He does look a bit like the Simpsons' dog, and my friend can be a bit of a troublemaker. So actually, what I call his dog is "Satan's Little Helper."

And furthermore, what have you been up to? And did you hear the good news? I'm single again!

 

[Malachi]

It's true. And you're not nearly as annoying.

 

[Malachi]

You remind me of Edward Norton

Thanks, I think. I haven't heard that one before, but I see it a little now that you mention it. It's definitely an improvement over Totally Pauly.

 

[LicKittyClit]

I think Pauly is damn sexy lol And im sure im not the only one

 

[Malachi]

Winding up for a huge forehand:

 

[Shrimps'n'Peas]

 

[The Heretic]

You can pretend I'm cumming in this shot. You never know. I could be.

Okay - so now we know who you really are: http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/41/138441.jpg

 

[Malachi]

Okay - so now we know who you really are: http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/41/138441.jpg

You sayin' so 'cuz I look like him, or because I'm a goofball?

 

[Malachi]

Here I am naked and shaved.
Well, I am.

 

[The Heretic]

You sayin' so 'cuz I look like him, or because I'm a goofball?

Both

 

[Epiphany]

You're as cute as a bug's ear!!!

 

[Malachi]

You're as cute as a bug's ear!!!

Wow, thanks! That's good, right?

 

[Malachi]

Hi, everyone!

It's been a while since I added to my thread-o-narcissism, so here I am again...

 

[Malachi]

One more?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

What *are* you doing?

 

[Malachi]

What *are* you doing?

Dancing? I really don't know. I had a lot of energy, and my hands wouldn't stay put. That's what they did.

 

[ezlay_2nite]

You remind me, of a young Pauly Shore.

I not sure how I fell about that, ok I guess.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Dancing? I really don't know. I had a lot of energy, and my hands wouldn't stay put. That's what they did.

You're a spaz IRL, aren't you?