Me, an ongoing pictorial review.

[Malachi]

Re: Re: Me, an ongoing pictorial review.

You look slightly dazed, at least there is no confusion, that wouldn't be good while driving. lol

That's true. And if I were Dazed and Confused, that wouldn't fit in well with the Leaving Las Vegas or CSI references.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Actually, (to mix metaphors from hit ABC series..es?) I was thinking you might be a double agent and go undercover in a different disguise every week. Naturally, your disguises would be both practical and glamorous. I'd still be solving murders, though.

I'm in.

 

[glamorilla]

no cum shots?

 

[Lorelei_11]

Re: Re: Re: Me, an ongoing pictorial review.

That's true. And if I were Dazed and Confused, that wouldn't fit in well with the Leaving Las Vegas or CSI references.

Yeah, I wouldn't think so. I read farther through the thread after posting, I realize you weren't driving, seen a pic of your friend Brian.

I noticed both Leaving Las Vegas and C.S.I. That movie was depressing, I love Nicholaus Cage though, so it was worth it but yes.. a downer... big time.

 

[cookiejar]

I'm just here for his chest shots.

 

[Malachi]

no cum shots?

You can pretend I'm cumming in this shot. You never know. I could be.

 

[Malachi]

I'm just here for his chest shots.

Your wish is my command. Just don't mess with the puppy.

 

[Malachi]

I'm just here for his chest shots.

Damn, now I'm one of those idiots who forgets to attach.
Don't mess with me or the puppy!

 

[cookiejar]

Your wish is my command. Just don't mess with the puppy.

Sorry but chests are my weakness. I will behave, I promise.

 

[cookiejar]

Damn, now I'm one of those idiots who forgets to attach.
Don't mess with me or the puppy!

What puppy?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Say hi to my friend Margie Helgenberger while you're in Vegas. That ought to help motivate a cumshot.

 

[Malachi]

Say hi to my friend Margie Helgenberger while you're in Vegas. That ought to help motivate a cumshot.

I wonder where she hangs out. She's a damn sexy 46-year old.

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

I'm just here for his chest shots.

You soooo broke my heart...

 

[cookiejar]

You soooo broke my heart...

Show me your chest and I will ogle you too.

 

[Malachi]

Sorry but chests are my weakness. I will behave, I promise.

Did I say you needed to behave?

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

Show me your chest and I will ogle you too.

Deal !

 

[Malachi]

I'm in.

Glad to hear it. We've got a lot of work to do it we're going to have this ready for the fall season. Have your people call my people.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Glad to hear it. We've got a lot of work to do it we're going to have this ready for the fall season. Have your people call my people.

Will do. And if you can get Ms Helgenberger to do a guest spot, maybe we could get cum shots all around for Hammy.

 

[Malachi]

Will do. And if you can get Ms Helgenberger to do a guest spot, maybe we could get cum shots all around for Hammy.

He'd like that. Sick bastard.

 

[Malachi]

My best friend has a best friend. He's in love:

 

[Guest]

I just made it cross-country from Philadelphia to Las Vegas. Vegas, baby! My old and new home.

Vegas blows. I should know. I live in Reno.

 

[gypsywitch]

Hi Malachi.

Your friend is yummy.

And I'll pretend your glasses pic is a cum shot.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

This is me, looking down at the world with contempt. It's nothing personal, it's just the camera angle.

Your nostrils are two different shapes. My hubby's are like that, too...only more pronounced.

I know you're sick of hearing this, but you SO look like a cute Pauly Shore that it kinda freaks me out.

 

[alexandraaah]

Is his dog's name Santa's Little Helper?

Cute.

The name, I mean.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Is his dog's name Santa's Little Helper?

Cute.

The name, I mean.

Hey you.