McDonalds is your kind of place!

[Guest]

Hamburgers in your face
Pickles up your nose
French Fries between your toes
And don't forget our famous shakes
Made from polluted lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place!

What other stupid songs do you remember from childhood?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hamburgers in your face
Pickles up your nose
French Fries between your toes
And don't forget our famous shakes
Made from polluted lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place!

What other stupid songs do you remember from childhood?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts,
Women's track teams are running cunts,
A mouse on a leash, a bird with one wing,
Let's all eat at Burger King.

 

[Guest]

LOL..how 'bout this one?

Boys are made of ushy gushy gopher guts
chopped up monkey butts
itsy bitsy birdy feet
french fried eyeballs in a pool of blood
thank God I forgot my spoon!

 

[Ham Murabi]

LOL..how 'bout this one?

Boys are made of ushy gushy gopher guts
chopped up monkey butts
itsy bitsy birdy feet
french fried eyeballs in a pool of blood
thank God I forgot my spoon!

I think that would work for Taco Bell.

In the meantime …

The toad jumped on the sinking ship,
And gathered his thoughts together,
Wearing cuffs is really hip,
But it would all go better with leather.

 

[Spinaroonie]

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

 

[Guest]

Don't quit your day job, Hon!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Grams of fat and salty fries,
Greasy Macs and sugary pies,
McDonald's is our kind of place,
Fills your heart with chemical mace.

Folks with brains know what's fit,
McDonald's food isn't much more than shit,
Folks are lining up to sue them,
If their that stupid, screw 'em.

 

[Guest]

I want to order a

Double whopper with cheese

hold the pickles
hold the lettuce
special order
don't upset us

 

[Ham Murabi]

I want to order a

Double whopper with cheese

hold the pickles
hold the lettuce
special order
don't upset us

What, no bacon?