Masturbation

[ImpalaGreen]

Hello fellow Literoticans!
I have a question that I am sure alot of you have asked before...what is the best lube for your penis? When I sit in front of the computer (like I am now), I use my own saliva. When I am in the shower, I use either Vaseline or soap. So which one is the best? And are there any others that I may have forgotten? Thanks!

 

[Jake2001]

Loosen up

Ohfergawd'ssake Chevy! I just cannot picture myself sitting in front of the computer spitting on my dick as I spank the monkey and read the stories. Am I just new? Go dry like the big boys (just loosen yer grip)! And keep your dirty sock handy to save the keyboard.

 

[Easy Boy]

Whichever works best for you, that's what's best.

I don't care much for saliva, as it dries so quickly. Shampoo is great in the shower. Otherwise I like massage oil. If I use anything, that is.

 

[Voyeur]

Astro-glide !!!! I think it's the best. Easy wash up too. All purpose if you know whaty I mean.

 

[Juliet]

Astro-glide !!!! I think it's the best. Easy wash up too. All purpose if you know whaty I mean.

I'm with you Voyeur! It works great for women too. But I'm sorry guys now I have this vision of you all sitting in nothing but dirty socks sitting in front of your computers....aaaahhhh......"spanking the monkey" as Jake put it. <smile> So do you do this on cam?lol

 

[Smiley]

I never lubricate. I just can't find a reason why. Just don't touch the head, let the skin glide over it. Well, I hope you're not circumsized then

 

[Jake2001]

Just plain ol' jackinoff

But I'm sorry guys now I have this vision of you all sitting in nothing but dirty socks sitting in front of your computers....aaaahhhh......"spanking the monkey" as Jake put it. <smile> So do you do this on cam?lol [/B]

Naw Juliet, you have to make some sacrifices for showmanship. Always ditch the sock when in front of the camera or your with somebody. After all, seeing the fountain go off is certainly dramatic climax! ...ahhh, isn't it?

 

[Juliet]

Re: Just plain ol' jackinoff

Naw Juliet, you have to make some sacrifices for showmanship. Always ditch the sock when in front of the camera or your with somebody. After all, seeing the fountain go off is certainly dramatic climax! ...ahhh, isn't it?

Now now Jake, I kind of like a man in socks. <smile> And yes I'd have to agree....what a dramatic climax! The only thing that would beat it is actually feeling that fountain going off.....

 

[Mindy & Jim]

Mindy here...

Gosh fellows, I guess I'm pretty ignorant. I didn't realize ya'll generally used any kind of a lubricant. Us girls usually just sort of, you know... make our own (smile).

I don't think Jim masturbates often. After all, he's got me. ('nother smile) Seriously though, on the few occasions I have watched him stroke his "friend", he doesn't use anything... including spit. Must say, it never seems to have been a problem for him though; even during extended sessions.

Of course I can't say what he might be doing along these lines when I'm not around. Hummm, I think I'll sneak back home sometime and check things out!

 

[Jake2001]

Re: Re: Just plain ol' jackinoff

Now now Jake, I kind of like a man in socks. <smile> And yes I'd have to agree....what a dramatic climax! The only thing that would beat it is actually feeling that fountain going off.....

OHMYGOD! And that, my dear, is what fantasies are made of!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Some thread. Is this what they call a Circle Jerk? LOL I think I need a towel.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

~takes a seat to watch the show~

 

[Juliet]

~takes a seat to watch the show~

I'd like to take a seat to watch the show too...but then again if I took that seat then there wouldn't be any need for Astroglide...now would there? Socks either for that matter...<smile>

 

[goddess_euphoria]

~giggles~ you have a point there... a blunt one perhaps (pun intended) but a point none the less...

 

[Skibum]

I don't think Jim masturbates often. After all, he's got me.

Think again, Mindy. all of us guys do, even if we do have someone like you. There are always times we have to take things into our own hands!

 

[curvacious]

try a product called "slippery stuff" i think you can get it at adam & eve plus they have lots of different lubes in different sizes---buy a bunch of small ones and try them all out, cause it's a personal preference thing

 

[ImpalaGreen]

Curvacious

Curvacious, are you female?

 

[curvacious]

last time i checked i was, which was about 2 minutes ago. seriously---i have been a female for my whole 23 years of existence
what has thrown you off---that a women would look at stuff Adam & Eve sell? curvacious seems like a name a women would pick afterall I dont know many men that would want to be described that way

 

[Whit00EK]

Juliet, my Juliet....

If 'tis a show that ye wish, why not be a-callin' toward thy Yankee friend?

Edward

And, to make certain my reply is actually included, I have never found the necessity of a lubricant for self-indulgence. Lord, Lord, what is this younger generation coming to?

 

[Juliet]

Edward...Edward

If 'tis a show that ye wish, why not be a-callin' toward thy Yankee friend?

Edward

And, to make certain my reply is actually included, I have never found the necessity of a lubricant for self-indulgence. Lord, Lord, what is this younger generation coming to?

Edward....my dear! You should almost certainly know that I have a certain fondness for my Yankee friends....as a matter of fact I am looking forward to seeing just how events will unfold with you and my other Yankee friend Maria. But you should know by now how much I like a game of tease and I couldn't resist invisioning Jake sitting there in his socks <smile> Now as far as you my dear...I will see you on the balcony....

 

[Whit00EK]

A guarantee...

I do thee guarantee that 'twill not be long before both thee and I have removed our socks, and other vestments as well, my dear. To the balcony!

 

[Javagirl]

astroglide babee!

The lube of the Gods and Goddesses He loves it, I love it, my toys love it, and my breasts love it...a very versatile lubrication...enjoy!! and remember to super size--you'll get your money's worth