Marxist, I had no idea you hated Azwed.

[KillerMuffin]

Why on earth would you hook him up with me? You know that's just going to get him killed.

At least give me someone disgusting as a sacrificial victim. Here is my list of potential online mates that you may hook me up with.

*ahem*


KidRock
Ramlick
GayMaleWillEdit
daterape
sharkzen


Is there anyone else that needs to be here that I forgot?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well if I didn't just press the wrong button. And I'm going to be a computer scientist when I grow u-- er, get older!

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

Can a brotha get a ham samwich up in here?

 

[perks]

ohhhhhh Muffiebooboo,

how exciting

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Can a brotha get a ham samwich up in here?

Stalking my Lit- Match...

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

Stalking my Lit- Match...

Spreeaaaad them cheeks momma! Daddy's comin' home for some sweeet ol' pink!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Violate me baby

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

Violate me baby

Corned beef? Who knew? I'm right-snappy too fucking happy!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You are very odd, Marxist.

 

[estevie]

*marking this on calendar* Muff made a mistake...Muff made a mistake!

 

[MechaBlade]

is that Marxist?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

You wish I was that easy, gimme my money daddy!

 

[Marxist]

Why on earth would you hook him up with me? You know that's just going to get him killed.

Azwed is a rough and tumble cowboy to the nth degree. Unless you're a serial killer of sorts, what the hell are you going to do the lad?

I believe he's had pussy before and he looks like he could stare down a mule, so what exactly are your plans?

Give me a first and only date, as only the MuffinMaster might do it.

 

[cymbidia]

Muffie, you want to ditch Marxist's plans for your Great Date with Azwed (Poland might disagree with the whole set-up anyway) and come cruise the streets of San Francisco with lexie and perky and me? We're gonna hit all those kinda places. Oh yeh baby.

 

[perks]

Muffie, you want to ditch Marxist's plans for your Great Date with Azwed (Poland might disagree with the whole set-up anyway) and come cruise the streets of San Francisco with lexie and perky and me? We're gonna hit all those kinda places. Oh yeh baby.

I'd be willing to pay for THAT opportunity.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxist is NixonSmarterGee and synthesist is just killing himself because he didn't think of trolling DCL that way first. Marxie Marx has already set a precedent with his trolling like that. What, you think I forgot Kay Muffin?

Marxist, baby, you know I would actually murder the poor boy. That's the StudMuffin's M.O. El Stud-o is not into open marriages and would probably drop Azwed in one hit.

I'm there cym. Screw men, let's go party.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just for Marxy Marx, a date Itinerary with Muffie:

1) Picks me up at an undisclosed location in a car borrowed from a non-relative.
2) We drive to another state and enjoy a quiet dinner in a restaurant. We sit by the nearest non-front door exit and hide under the menus.
3) The StudMuffin catches up with us and we manage to evade while he threads his way through the restaurant like a bull elephant through pampas grass.
4) Car chase.
5) The StudMuffin eventually catches up because angry people drive better than terrified people.
6) I plead eloquently for Azwed's life.
7) The StudMuffin pops him in the face with his fist, crushing the philtrum and sending shards of bone and cartlidge into his brain.
8) Azwed has a nice funeral.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist is NixonSmarterGee and synthesist is just killing himself because he didn't think of trolling DCL that way first. Marxie Marx has already set a precedent with his trolling like that. What, you think I forgot Kay Muffin?

I have no idea what you speak of. You're not a Pepsi drinker are you?

 

[Marxist]

Just for Marxy Marx, a date Itinerary with Muffie:

1) Picks me up at an undisclosed location in a car borrowed from a non-relative.
2) We drive to another state and enjoy a quiet dinner in a restaurant. We sit by the nearest non-front door exit and hide under the menus.
3) The StudMuffin catches up with us and we manage to evade while he threads his way through the restaurant like a bull elephant through pampas grass.
4) Car chase.
5) The StudMuffin eventually catches up because angry people drive better than terrified people.
6) I plead eloquently for Azwed's life.
7) The StudMuffin pops him in the face with his fist, crushing the philtrum and sending shards of bone and cartlidge into his brain.
8) Azwed has a nice funeral.

Man you people are literal and reactionary.

Does the NRA have an anger management program?

 

[cymbidia]

Just for Marxy Marx, a date Itinerary with Muffie:

1) Picks me up at an undisclosed location in a car borrowed from a non-relative.
2) We drive to another state and enjoy a quiet dinner in a restaurant. We sit by the nearest non-front door exit and hide under the menus.
3) The StudMuffin catches up with us and we manage to evade while he threads his way through the restaurant like a bull elephant through pampas grass.
4) Car chase.
5) The StudMuffin eventually catches up because angry people drive better than terrified people.
6) I plead eloquently for Azwed's life.
7) The StudMuffin pops him in the face with his fist, crushing the philtrum and sending shards of bone and cartlidge into his brain.
8) Azwed has a nice funeral.

~cracking up laughing in a seriously major way~

Goddammit Muff. You're making me feel stoned or something here the way i'm laughing at this thing.

Funny *funny* stuff, babykins.

 

[kotori]

Does the NRA have an anger management program?

In a variety of calibers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxist, you think in the abstract of utopian pedagogy entirely too much. You should do the Atlanta 5,000 with the StudMuffin at the wheel. You will become a believ-ah! He transcends road rage in a way that's both frightening and charismatic.



I loves my StudMuffin.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, you think in the abstract of utopian pedagogy entirely too much. You should do the Atlanta 5,000 with the StudMuffin at the wheel. You will become a believ-ah! He transcends road rage in a way that's both frightening and charismatic.



I loves my StudMuffin.

NEWSFLASH!!! KILLERMUFFIN LOVES HER STUDMUFFIN!!!

In other news: Sexy-Girl has professed her love for Lisa, Jenny Hill wants OmahaMan to be her baby, and Loves-To-Read wants her Tiger-N-NJ to purr only for her.

More news at 11.

 

[Azwed]

Whoa no one told me this was going on when I was gone.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I love Azwed.