Marry, Fuck, Kill

DRoc

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OK here is the game.
I am going to list three people (female). Famous or not, Fictional or real. Doesn't matter.
The next person will have to post, of those three people, who they would they prefer to Marry, Fuck or Kill.
Then that person will then have to list another three people. Again, male or female. Fictional or real, Famous or not.

***If you do not know who anyone is, feel free to google them***


I will start.

Charlotte Rae

Bea Arthur

Angela Lansbury
 
Charlotte Rae-marry

Bea Arthur-KILL

Angela Lansbury-fuck



Bob Barker

Mini-me(verne troyer)

David bowie
 
Marry - David Bowie

Fuck - Verne Troyer

Kill - Bob Barker



Thandie Newton

Nicole Kidman

Dame Edna Everage
 
Thandie Newton-Marry

Nicole Kidman- Fuck

Dame Edna Everage- kill



The Joker

Bruce Willis

President Clinton
 
Thandie Newton-Marry

Nicole Kidman- Fuck

Dame Edna Everage- kill



The Joker

Bruce Willis

President Clinton



Clinton = KILL

Bruce Willis = Marry (to fuck)

TheJoker = Fuck (sanity be damned)




Marquis DeSade

Dracula (pick one, let me/us know which)

Betty Crocker
 
marry - Edith Bowman

fuck - (narrowed down from a long list) - Cameron Diaz

kill - Simon Cowell
 


Marquis DeSade

Dracula (pick one, let me/us know which)

Betty Crocker


Marry- Betty Crocker (she knows the way to a man)
Fuck- Marquis DeSade (he has it coming)
Kill- Dracula (the Tom Cruise one)

The Girls Next Door
Bridgette
Kendra
Holly
 
Marry- Betty Crocker (she knows the way to a man)
Fuck- Marquis DeSade (he has it coming)
Kill- Dracula (the Tom Cruise one)

The Girls Next Door
Bridgette
Kendra
Holly
Based sole on looks as I ahev never seen this show.

Bridgette - Marry
Kendra - Fuck
Holly - Kill



How about an all Canadian selection:

Elisha Cuthbert (I used to watch her when she was on Popular Mechanics For Kids and knew she was going to grow up hot)

Shania Twain

Kristen Kreuk
 
I googled these females b/c I had no clue who they were.


Elisha Cuthbert - Marry, seems a nice enough chick.


Shania Twain-Fuck, she's gorgeous!


Kristen Kreuk-Kill, she has an very evil look about her.


Mr. T

Clint Eastwood

Sherlock Holmes
 
Mr. T~ Fuck...I'd love to be the fool. :D
Clint Eastwood~Kill....hang him any which way but loose

Sherlock Holmes~Marry....what's not to love about a detective

Reese Witherspoon
Jessica Alba
Winona Ryder
 
Mr. T~ Fuck...I'd love to be the fool. :D
Clint Eastwood~Kill....hang him any which way but loose

Sherlock Holmes~Marry....what's not to love about a detective

Reese Witherspoon Marry

Jessica Alba kill
Winona Ryder fuck


that was a tough one they're all interchangable

Pam Anderson
Mary Carey
Mariah Carey
 
that was a tough one they're all interchangable

Pam Anderson kill stab each tit and let her bleed. :eek:
Mary Carey fuck oh yeah...
Mariah Carey marry I guess cuz I hafta

Will Smith
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
 
David Beckham- Fuck (actually, I'd be happy if he just posed in his briefs, but that wasn't an option ;)
Iggy Pop- Marry *shudders*
George W. Bush- Kill (I couldn't allow him to live)

First off, I started a thread like this- it was called "Shag, Marry, or Kill" and it didn't go far... guess I needed to have the DRoc name to back a thread of this calibre :rolleyes: hehe

Missy Elliot
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
 
David Beckham- Fuck (actually, I'd be happy if he just posed in his briefs, but that wasn't an option ;)
Iggy Pop- Marry *shudders*
George W. Bush- Kill (I couldn't allow him to live)

First off, I started a thread like this- it was called "Shag, Marry, or Kill" and it didn't go far... guess I needed to have the DRoc name to back a thread of this calibre :rolleyes: hehe

Missy Elliot Marry.. I like thick girls!
Britney Spears fuck
Amy Winehousekill I was gonna switch her and britney but...lol



sethp
molly dolly
jesus
 
sethp
molly dolly
jesus

Fuck Molly (I do nearly daily anyhow ;) )
Marry Seth (he'd take good care of me, I know)
Kill Jesus (now there's a bumper sticker :rolleyes:)

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
 
Fuck Molly (I do nearly daily anyhow ;) )
Marry Seth (he'd take good care of me, I know)
Kill Jesus (now there's a bumper sticker :rolleyes:)

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Alba kill
Jessica Biel fuck
Jessica Simpson marry.. why? she has the biggest boobs and if it's a choice here then I have to take the biggest boobs. feel bad for Jessica biel! lol

Dolly Parton
Nadine Jansen
Gianna Michaels
 
Jessica Alba kill
Jessica Biel fuck
Jessica Simpson marry.. why? she has the biggest boobs and if it's a choice here then I have to take the biggest boobs. feel bad for Jessica biel! lol

Dolly Parton
Nadine Jansen
Gianna Michaels
Dolly Parton - Kill
Nadine Jansen - Fuck
Gianna Michaels - Marry


Garnate
AR
MollyDolly
 
Dolly Parton - Kill
Nadine Jansen - Fuck
Gianna Michaels - Marry


Garnate
AR
MollyDolly

I don't know if I want anyone to answer this one... I don't want any of us killed! hehe

I will make the sacrifice! :D

Garnate - fuck
AR - kill {not that I actually would of course, but for this game of course...lol - damn you DRoc!}
MollyDolly - marry {she would be the best friend any "wife" could have - hee hee}
 
I will make the sacrifice! :D

Garnate - fuck
AR - kill {not that I actually would of course, but for this game of course...lol - damn you DRoc!}
MollyDolly - marry {she would be the best friend any "wife" could have - hee hee}

hehe You rock, my girl! *hugs* But now you have to post your three ;)
 
Aries- Fuck (I bet he shags like a tiger... god of war :D)
Aristotle- Marry (even though he was a bugger for the bottle ;) )
Abraham Lincoln- Kill (it happened anyhow *shrugs*)

DRoc
Pleasantville
Koala Bear
 
Aries- Fuck (I bet he shags like a tiger... god of war :D)
Aristotle- Marry (even though he was a bugger for the bottle ;) )
Abraham Lincoln- Kill (it happened anyhow *shrugs*)

DRoc
Pleasantville
Koala Bear

But... but.... :(

I wanna fuck them ALL!!!

:D

OK OK playing by the rules Mr DRoc set up :p

DRoc - fuck {I think that goes without saying ;)}
Pleasantville - marry {he would be VERY good to any woman}
KB - kill {hey I don't wanna, but according to these darn "rules"......}



FireBreeze
done_got_old
PassionatePatty
 
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I do not know these people so I will have to guess and base it off the nic. Remember this is a game ant not meaning to offend.

FireBreeze - Fuck
done_got_old - Kill
PassionatePatt - Marry



Scarlette (from GI Joe)
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Smurfette
 
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