Marry, Fuck, Kill

Scarlette (from GI Joe)-fuck
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)-marry
Smurfette-kill hate the smurfs..lol


Seinfeld
Kramer
george
 
Seinfeld- Fuck... eww...
Kramer- Marry... he's a funny guy! :D
George- Kill... too annoying...

Amy Winehouse
Aretha Franklin
Missy Elliot
 
Amy Winehouse -Kils and kill again. She just seems so nasty.
Aretha Franklin - Fuck. I want it to be a one time thing.
Missy Elliot - Marry

Here is one for the ladies.

Brad Pitt
Orlando Blume
Heath Ledger (RIP)
 
Brad Pitt
Orlando Blume
Heath Ledger (RIP)

Brad Pitt ~ Fuck. He's not really my type.
Orlando Bloom ~ Marry. And then fuck. Lots. But only if he wears that blonde wig that he wore in LOTR :D
Heath Ledger ~ Kill. He's dead anyway, it ain't gonna matter to him.


OK, here's another, totally random choices.

Morrigu
Hotsxylady
Asian_Princess

:D
 
Brad Pitt ~ Fuck. He's not really my type.
Orlando Bloom ~ Marry. And then fuck. Lots. But only if he wears that blonde wig that he wore in LOTR :D
Heath Ledger ~ Kill. He's dead anyway, it ain't gonna matter to him.


OK, here's another, totally random choices.

Morrigu
Hotsxylady
Asian_Princess

:D

*hmmm... I havent had the pleasure of meeting any of the (im sure) Lovely listed ladies, and...if lovemonster wnated someone else to answer this question, please feel free to ignore this reply)...so, Im going top to bottom, bottom to top...(just because ...*withholds all kinky twists on those...)

Morrigu - Kill (* maybe "almost" kill?--via ...something kinky....*nods:D:rolleyes:)
Hotsxylady- fuck (*why is that thought...stirring things...*eyebrow cock):devil:
Asian_Princess -uh, Marry (*shrug)--geez, im nervous even...*lol *wink*

:rose::rose::rose:...*a rose for each Lady...*curtsey...*my apologies (damn rules)*lol

ok...*an admittedly unfair list...

The biggest, buffest, gay porn star on the planet (* i wouldnt know whom it would be, i dont watch pornos)

Rock Hudson

Liberace (ok, ok,...sub Elton John if you must...):rolleyes:
 
Bump...

I thought people would like this game. I can not really answer the above three. Anyone care to?
 
Bump...

I thought people would like this game. I can not really answer the above three. Anyone care to?

Sure-I'd marry Rock and Elton, have the porn star fuck Rock and Elton would kill Rock for cheating. ;)

Taht's that.

Now how about Selma Hayek, Sophia Loren and Amy Winehouse.
 
Marry the best looking one: Hayek
Fuck the legend: Loren
Kill the annoying one: Winehouse

Let's go classic:

Audrey Hepburn
Bette Davis
Barbara Stanwyck
 
Marry Stanwyck...

Fuck Hepburn ....

Kill Davis..(she bugs me)




Tyrone Power

Christian Meier

Antonio Banderas
 
Tyrone Power

Christian Meier

Antonio Banderas

Tyrone Power - Kill (too old).

Antonio Banderas - Fuck.

Christian Meier - Marry (He looks like he could keep up with me).


Sean Connery.

Heather Locklear.

Christina Aguilera.
 
Tyrone Power - Kill (too old).

Antonio Banderas - Fuck.

Christian Meier - Marry (He looks like he could keep up with me).


Sean Connery.

Heather Locklear.

Christina Aguilera.



Connery- Marry (so I could explore him thoroughly:D)

Locklear - well fuck...(*heh)

Aguilera - Kill *(shrug)



Monica Bellucci

Kirsten Dunst

Mozart
 
Monica Bellucci- Marry, we'd replay irreversible over and over again.

Kirsten Dunst- Fuck.

Mozart- Kill, he's already dead.



Sharon Stone

Sophia Loren

Nelson Mandela
 
Sharon Stone- Kill... what has she done lately?

Sophia Loren- Marry... Rich, old sex symbol? Come on now! :D

Nelson Mandela- Fuck... he's been in prison... he knows all about keeping it on the DL ;)

Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman (category: Stepford wives :D hehe)
 
Sharon Stone- Kill... what has she done lately?

Sophia Loren- Marry... Rich, old sex symbol? Come on now! :D

Nelson Mandela- Fuck... he's been in prison... he knows all about keeping it on the DL ;)

Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman (category: Stepford wives :D hehe)



I think I like this game :rolleyes: I'll play...
Marry-Katie Holmes (a docile little creature...i think i could coerce her into bi-sexual orgies...lol
Fuck- Nicole Kidman (I love redheads...she's always been on my list as a woman who could turn me out if the opportunity arose)
Kill-Victoria Beckham (so i can fuck her husband once and throw him away..unless he's really good....:rolleyes:;):devil:


My list:
Keith Richards
Woody Allen
Dennis Rodman


(how's that for a weird list)
 
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Not only a weird list, but a difficult one.

Keith Richards - Marry. Never have to fuck him and he is so old he is bound to kick the bucket soon anyways

Woody Allen - Fuck. Only once. He might be a little freak in bed.

Dennis Rodman - Kill. He is a waste of space.



Princess Leia

Senator Amidala (Padme)

Beru
 
Princess Leia- Kill... so annoying, even in the Slave Leia bikini

Senator Amidala (Padme)- Marry... Natalie Portman is a beautiful woman and very intelligent- wonderful combination!

Beru- I'm guessing you're not referring to Aunt Beru circa '77... So I'd say fuck ;)

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard

Captain Sisco

(Geeking it up :D)
 
Princess Leia- Kill... so annoying, even in the Slave Leia bikini

Senator Amidala (Padme)- Marry... Natalie Portman is a beautiful woman and very intelligent- wonderful combination!

Beru- I'm guessing you're not referring to Aunt Beru circa '77... So I'd say fuck ;)

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard

Captain Sisco

(Geeking it up :D)


ok since i'm a bit of a trekkie. :D

Capt Kirk: fuck his brains out!!!

Capt Picard: Marry, he was my fave! i love his voice

Capt Sisco: Kill, sorry but i never really liked him. though he was kinda sexy with a bald head.


Scarlett Johansen

Aishwarya Rai

Dita Von Teese


my 3 fave hotties. :eek:
 
Scarlett Johansen- Kill... for her solo album attempt and because the other two women took precedent :)

Aishwarya Rai- she really has gorgeous eyes and a lovely voice! Fuck- she looks lovely!

Dita Von Teese- talented woman, but I think she's way too skinny! So marry- rich and stylish!

Ooh, I love two of these women! :D

Freddie Kruger

Jason Voorhies

Michael Myers

(because I love the horror movies! :D)
 
Scarlett Johansen- Kill... for her solo album attempt and because the other two women took precedent :)

Aishwarya Rai- she really has gorgeous eyes and a lovely voice! Fuck- she looks lovely!

Dita Von Teese- talented woman, but I think she's way too skinny! So marry- rich and stylish!

Ooh, I love two of these women! :D

Freddie Kruger

Jason Voorhies

Michael Myers

(because I love the horror movies! :D)


Freddie Kruger- Marry...I think he has the most character of the three, a sense of humor, and a rather lusty nature to keep it all exciting...

Jason- Fuck...a man with a mask is begging for some kinky sex...to be tied up, teased...and just what is he packing in the big coverall??? i suspect something good:rolleyes: i'm sure i'm in for a bonus if i let him call me "mother"...lol

Mike Myers-- Kill. he only wants to fuck his sister anyway...

Here's another list:

Wesley Snipes
Keanu Reeves
Vin Diesel
(The Action Movie List)
 
Freddie Kruger- Marry...I think he has the most character of the three, a sense of humor, and a rather lusty nature to keep it all exciting...

Jason- Fuck...a man with a mask is begging for some kinky sex...to be tied up, teased...and just what is he packing in the big coverall??? i suspect something good:rolleyes: i'm sure i'm in for a bonus if i let him call me "mother"...lol

Mike Myers-- Kill. he only wants to fuck his sister anyway...

Here's another list:

Wesley Snipes
Keanu Reeves
Vin Diesel
(The Action Movie List)


wesley snipes: kill, i really really don't like him

Keanu Reeves: fuck, i liked that whole Matrix orgy thing. lol

Vin Diesel: Marry, only so i could fuck him continuously. XXX style. :D


Arnold Vosloo
Brenden Fraser
The Rock

(the Mummy List)
 
Where are all the women options???


Arnold Vosloo - Who?? Kill
Brenden Fraser - Marry as he would amuse me with the thought that he thinks he has acting skills
The Rock - Fuck. I guess because if I was a chick I would want to....not that I really do or anything.

2008 Olympic List

Alicia Sacramone(USA)

Alexandra Orlando(Canada)

Jennie Finch(USA)
 
Where are all the women options???


Arnold Vosloo - Who?? Kill
Brenden Fraser - Marry as he would amuse me with the thought that he thinks he has acting skills
The Rock - Fuck. I guess because if I was a chick I would want to....not that I really do or anything.

2008 Olympic List

Alicia Sacramone(USA).....fuck..I thought she was hot looking last nite

Alexandra Orlando(Canada)...kill...since I have to kill one

Jennie Finch(USA)
.....marry.....very nice


demi moore

madonna

erin andrews
 
demi moore - marry... she looks dominant, and a great bod

madonna - fuck... just to see what she's like

erin andrews - kill.... don't know who she is, but googled and she looks prissy :p



Jenna Jameson
Heather Locklear
Pamela Anderson


:D
 
Jenna Jameson, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson
:D


Heather = definitely Marry (as long as plenty of fucking)...she's been one of my fantasies for about 18 years

Pamela = Fuck...just so I could tell Tommy Lee when I next see him (because he comes to my neighbourhood quite a lot - lol) "Yeah been there, done her too..."

Jenna = Kill (just 'cos you won't expect me to say it).


Okay, my 3:
Renowned clothes-horse...Tyra Banks
DJ, sister of DJ Mark Ronson and lover of Li-Lo...Samantha Ronson
Quirky Icelandic songstress..Bjork
 
I got this one...

Marry Tyra- imagine the wardrobe! :eek:

Fuck Bjork- she would make great sounds in bed! :D

Kill Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan- it's a two-fer ;)

Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg

Take that! :D
 
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