Marching band sex?

[Texguy84]

I remember when I was in Marching Band, how lots of the band girls were lot of fun. Cute, goofy, kinda crazy, and many of them just a bit perverted.

How about some stories with sex involving marching band members? Maybe a couple of band geeks getting it on under the bleachers after a half-time show? A pre-game quickie between a fluitist and a wide reciever? Full-on gangbang with the flag corps?

 

[emap]

For some strange reason I can't help but think of having sex during the show. Not under the bleachers or anything like that, I mean marching around playing music and having sex.

There are two ways that stick to mind on how it would be beleivable. First new coordinator designs a new racy march where the men and women in the band march along like they are having sex, as in the women go along bent forward with the men behind them close enough they look to be attached. Of course some of the band members decide they should have sex and do during the halftime show.

The other way is during a parade. The band is featured on a float so they are playing on and marching besides the float. So you get a bunch on the float in a cramped area, two end up being very close to each other and decide to take advantage of the opportunity. I'm thinking the idea of the arrangement is she bends over to let him play his part then stands up again to play hers, and her pants are hidden by the float, so she drops her pants, he opens his and she never really stands up straight.

 

[Texguy84]

As for sex DURING the half-time show, in larger bands (like, larger than 50 members, in my experience), they have members who don't usually march in the show. These are either the best underclassmen marchers or the worst marchers in general, depending on the band.

Basically, you learn the marching parts of fairly visible or important marcher in a routine (like someone that others in the formation have to guide to, or someone who's absence will be easily noted by the audience), and then fill in for them when they can't perform (sick, injured, having sex, whatever). The alternates who are better than the norm will generally try to learn a variety of positions and be a jack-of-all-trades rather than just learning one position. Like I said, depends on the band. In larger bands (100+ members) as many as 10-15% of the band will be non-marching, not counting the Pit.

So, while the band is doing their thing on the field, two of the alternates are doing their thing somewhere else. Maybe under the stands, or in a bathroom, behind the snack bar...

 

[BedtimeStories77]

...this one time, at band camp...