Manjunk Lust

[TN_Vixen]

I need me some manjunk. Not just any manjunk, but lovely pulsating manjunk. Manjunk that swivels, throbs, spits and tickles all the good spots. I have a feeling my dreams will be filled with multiple sets of manjunk at attention to satisfy my every whim.

*sigh*

 

[seXieleXie]

don't you have your own manjunk at your disposal whenever you want? where is he?

 

[Trail48]

I need me some manjunk. Not just any manjunk, but lovely pulsating manjunk. Manjunk that swivels, throbs, spits and tickles all the good spots. I have a feeling my dreams will be filled with multiple sets of manjunk at attention to satisfy my every whim.

*sigh*

chicks have all the fun

 

[KillerMuffin]

You'll just have to wait until I'm done. You can have him back in about eight hours. I want a back massage when he's done.

 

[TWB]

Funny, I need some womanjunk. Screaming, scratching, slippery gyrating who licks and sucks until I scream.

Then I want some more.

 

[TN_Vixen]

don't you have your own manjunk at your disposal whenever you want? where is he?

he's not *always* around. Where is he now? Um, I think he's with Muffie. We have this agreement, y'know. ;-)

 

[Trail48]

Funny, I need some womanjunk. Screaming, scratching, slippery gyrating who licks and sucks until I scream.

Then I want some more.

now..this makes more sense........

 

[seXieleXie]

Funny, I need some womanjunk. Screaming, scratching, slippery gyrating who licks and sucks until I scream.

Then I want some more.

screaming womanjunk? that just doesn't sound appealing...

 

[seXieleXie]

he's not *always* around. Where is he now? Um, I think he's with Muffie. We have this agreement, y'know. ;-)

you should keep him barefoot in the kitchen or something.

 

[TWB]

screaming womanjunk? that just doesn't sound appealing...

Real passion is loud, babe.

 

[TN_Vixen]

You'll just have to wait until I'm done. You can have him back in about eight hours. I want a back massage when he's done.

The "whole works" or just to get the kinks out? I know how he is, and let me tell you... they don't put those positions in the Kama Sutra.

 

[TN_Vixen]

screaming womanjunk? that just doesn't sound appealing...

LMAO

 

[lovetoread]

Real passion is loud, babe.

Isnt it though.

I could use something loud...

 

[sunstruck]

Not just any manjunk, but lovely pulsating manjunk. Manjunk that swivels, throbs, spits and tickles all the good spots. *sigh*

Wow, there's like 5 things I never thought I'd know.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Manjunk Lust

Wow, there's like 5 things I never thought I'd know.

well, y'know. I could reveal more but then all the hot chicas of Lit would be after my manjunk and that just wouldn't be acceptable. ;-)

 

[hogjack]

Disappointment

Is that all we are, vessels to carry and deliver manjunk?

 

[TWB]

Isnt it though.

I could use something loud...

Me too. That is why I posted here. I guess I just wanted to be loud manjunk.

 

[seXieleXie]

Real passion is loud, babe.

yeah, but eminating from her womanjunk? usually the screams come from her mouth...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Disappointment

Is that all we are, vessels to carry and deliver manjunk?

um, well. The definition of manjunk is as follows:

manjunk: Male genitalia to include the penis, the testicles and the sack that encloses said testicles. The whole shebang, the male reproductive system. The cock & balls.

So, to answer your question, no. You must use your manjunk to pleasure, tease, titillate, and ultimately satisfy (more than once is required) the females who come in contact with said manjunk.

There y'go.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Of course the whole works. I have to get through the Chem test and then he has to un-pretzel my spine from that thing I think he calls Stands Like a Tractor and the real thigh killer, Rusts Like a Chevy.

Would you please kill his yoga instructor.

 

[lovetoread]

yeah, but eminating from her womanjunk? usually the screams come from her mouth...

Unless you want to bring up pussy farts.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Disappointment

So, to answer your question, no. You must use your manjunk to pleasure, tease, titillate, and ultimately satisfy (more than once is required) the females who come in contact with said manjunk.

I think we should get that in writing. Ya know, just in case.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Re: Disappointment

I think we should get that in writing. Ya know, just in case.

easy, print it out. ;-)

 

[TWB]

Women have more junk to include in womanjunk.

However, unlike many men, I am not afraid to tell you that upon opening this thread, I did not know what the fuck I was talking about.

I still want some womanjunk, and it may scream loudly from whatever orifice.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Disappointment

easy, print it out. ;-)

It should be on the marriage certificate.