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Literotica Nugu
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Oh I'm sure somewhere there are piles of rubbers. Just not sure if it would be on a road.![]()
Here, maybe?
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Oh I'm sure somewhere there are piles of rubbers. Just not sure if it would be on a road.![]()
No never .. I know it is strangeReally? Never? Not even back in the teenage years?
Hiya Blu . . .
Long time, no see![]()
Aw and I missed you most of all, Scarecrow! 
No never .. I know it is strange![]()

I wouldn't say strange. Just maybe not the norm? I would think everyone at some point used a condom. Okay but 'fess up, aren't you a little curious? Like are you gonna go buy some condoms, just to try one on and see how it feels? lol
What was the last sweet thing someone did for you? Like "melt your defenses, make your knees go a little weak, and an involuntary "awwwww" to escape your lips" sweet thing.
Last summer, my wife asked me what I wanted to do for my birthday. It was a big round number birthday tooI told her I did not want a party like she had done ten years ago. I just wanted a low-key day spent hanging out with the kids.
So, what she did was buy a plane ticket for my son to fly in from CA, where he lives now, so that all five kids could be there for my birthday. It was a total surprise when he walked in and I was in total shock. My other out-of-town kid was already here for a visit and it completed the family. Couldn't have been better.

Aww....see now that even made me get a little heart squeeze. That sounds amazing. Okay Mr. Man....what can I get cha?![]()

Probably not LOL . I am curious but not that curious LOL It might let me know how a sausage feels though![]()
Mmmm . . Sunday. I bet you make a good Bloody Mary.
I haven't worn a condom in a long time, but on the plus side, I remember lasting longer when wearing one![]()
Aw do it! It's just a couple dollars. Live a little!! Lol
LOL That is living LOL hmmm checks my dictionary hmmm


It goes under the heading off trying new things.
And do you have an answer for today's cover charge?![]()

[/QUOTE]Do you know I have never made nor had a Bloody Mary? So how does this one look?
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OMG!! I love a good bloody Mary. To me it's more about the tomato juice. Not a fan of clamato juices but the best I've found is zing zang mix. It's takes way too long to mix my own. I like a beefier taste, spicy but not pallet burning. I infuse the vodka with beef jerky for a week. Makes a great bloody Mary. And fresh crispy celerythat snaps ties it up nicely. Are bloody Mary's a fetish? Cause I WANT ONE NOW!!!
Lol. You now have me thinking about drink fetishes. If there is such a thing, mine would be a whiskey sour!
FINALLY a fetish I have full access to!! And I can keep my pants on! Lol
Well now wait....how fun is a fetish if you keep your pants on?!
Oh no. Please don't enable me. Lit will surely have to keep us separated!!!
I have been told that I am a bad influence.
Which I don't understand. I am nothing if not sweetness and light and Innocence! Okay ..I almost just choked on that bit...
One might say "choking" is a fetish too. Are YOUR pants on?
Oh yes...yes it is. *sigh*
But as a matter of fact, not only ARE my pants on, I have 2 pairs of pants on because it is bloody freaking cold here!!! Brrrrrrrrr
Next time wear three. Then when you take off a pair, you'll still be warm but feel naughty. Um you're WELCOME!
Now that is a tremendous idea! But to be fair, how sexy and naughty does one actually feel wearing 3 pairs of pants? And how long would that feeling last after trying to wrestle off the top pair?