Mama Blu's

[blulilacgrl]

I answered that already.

[laughs] Noooo. You said

My favorite ornament has nothing to do with Christmas.

That is a end run around the question. [laughs] I think I am going to have to keep my eye on you!

 

[mrno]

[laughs] Noooo. You said


That is a end run around the question. [laughs] I think I am going to have to keep my eye on you!

It may not be the answer you wanted, but I did answer.

Keep your eye on me all you want. I enjoy naked sunbathing.

 

[blulilacgrl]

It may not be the answer you wanted, but I did answer.

Keep your eye on me all you want. I enjoy naked sunbathing.

[laughs]

You are a wily one, Mr. No! What are we to do with you?

 

[mrno]

[laughs]

You are a wily one, Mr. No! What are we to do with you?

Everyone knows the answer to that.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Everyone knows the answer to that.

Damn it! No one tells me anything.

 

[mrno]

Damn it! No one tells me anything.

It is much more fun to show you.

 

[blulilacgrl]

It is much more fun to show you.

Oh no! I have heard that one before. I ain't biting this time.

 

[mrno]

Oh no! I have heard that one before. I ain't biting this time.

If you bit the last one, I am glad you won't bite me.

 

[blulilacgrl]

If you bit the last one, I am glad you won't bite me.

Yeah, sad to say I did. Tore off a big ol' chunk too. I tried apologizing but he wouldn't forgive me.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Cover Charge Thurs 12/5

Okay Ladies and Gents! Step right up! Santa is in Mama Blu's and wants to know if you have been naughty or nice.

Tonight's cover... what is one thing you really really REALLY want for Christmas. Come sit on Santa's (or Mrs. Claus' ) lap and let's see what your little heart desires.

I am easy. I want luggage for my (hopefully) upcoming trip. How about you?

Blu

 

[photograph]

Okay Ladies and Gents! Step right up! Santa is in Mama Blu's and wants to know if you have been naughty or nice.

Tonight's cover... what is one thing you really really REALLY want for Christmas. Come sit on Santa's (or Mrs. Claus' ) lap and let's see what your little heart desires.

I am easy. I want luggage for my (hopefully) upcoming trip. How about you?

Blu

A gift card for Southwest.

And, no joke, instead of Santa, my store had a reindeer for the last two days.

 

[blulilacgrl]

A gift card for Southwest.

And, no joke, instead of Santa, my store had a reindeer for the last two days.

Like an inflatable reindeer? Or a statue?

 

[photograph]

Like an inflatable reindeer? Or a statue?

No, like a real reindeer.

 

[blulilacgrl]

No, like a real reindeer.

Seriously? Where the fuck do you work?

 

[mrno]

For too many more years than I like to remember, I will receive only a lump of coal.

Again.

 

[photograph]

Seriously? Where the fuck do you work?

Kmart, which is right across from the mall in my town. The mall has Santa, so we had a reindeer. Ridiculous. It stunk too.

 

[crazy4cock]

Evening ladies and gent. Photo gorgeous haven't seen you in ages
Miss blu I have been both naughty and nice but this lady wants some nice high heels for Christmas.

 

[photograph]

Evening ladies and gent. Photo gorgeous haven't seen you in ages
Miss blu I have been both naughty and nice but this lady wants some nice high heels for Christmas.

It's been really busy at work, and life has been crazy too. Haven't had much time for Lit, nor have I really felt like getting on Lit.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Kmart, which is right across from the mall in my town. The mall has Santa, so we had a reindeer. Ridiculous. It stunk too.

Where did you keep them? Did they go in the pet section? the garden section? Please tell me they weren't in housewares!

Evening ladies and gent. Photo gorgeous haven't seen you in ages
Miss blu I have been both naughty and nice but this lady wants some nice high heels for Christmas.

Oh I could go for some nice sparkly high heels. *sigh*

Although they might get me put on the naughty list.

 

[JoyDyan]

Okay Ladies and Gents! Step right up! Santa is in Mama Blu's and wants to know if you have been naughty or nice.

Tonight's cover... what is one thing you really really REALLY want for Christmas. Come sit on Santa's (or Mrs. Claus' ) lap and let's see what your little heart desires.

I am easy. I want luggage for my (hopefully) upcoming trip. How about you?

Blu

You know I'm never naughty! Of course, I've been nice!!

I always want shiny things. I'm like a raccoon...and I can never have enough.
I also want someone to kiss under the mistletoe.

 

[photograph]

Where did you keep them? Did they go in the pet section? the garden section? Please tell me they weren't in housewares!




Oh I could go for some nice sparkly high heels. *sigh*

Although they might get me put on the naughty list.

Thankfully they gated off a section out front where our live trees are. It still stunk. I hated walking out to my car.

Oh, and an Italian elf. It was an interesting couple of days.

 

[blulilacgrl]

You know I'm never naughty! Of course, I've been nice!!

I always want shiny things. I'm like a raccoon...and I can never have enough.
I also want someone to kiss under the mistletoe.

Banana, please! There is a reason I call you 'whore'.

 

[JoyDyan]

Banana, please! There is a reason I call you 'whore'.

I don't know WHY you call me that! I'm a good girl.

Very, very good.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I don't know WHY you call me that! I'm a good girl.

Very, very good.

All right, Mae West. [laughs]

 

[Cipher]

Hello my friend

Now that i know where to find you, i'll be sure to stop by!