Mama Blu's

[JoyDyan]

So whatcha serving in here Miss?

Besides Raisinettes?

What?? Raisinettes don't do it for you??

 

[AbsintheFather]

What?? Raisinettes don't do it for you??

I prefer Goobers.

 

[AbsintheFather]

What?? Raisinettes don't do it for you??

And, if I recall, I believe I sent you a pm this week that had no sexual content at all. So there

 

[JoyDyan]

And, if I recall, I believe I sent you a pm this week that had no sexual content at all. So there

Ya, you did!

That was pretty disappointing

Juuuuust kidding!

 

[AbsintheFather]

What?? Raisinettes don't do it for you??

Ya, you did!

That was pretty disappointing

Juuuuust kidding!

Yeah, I get that all the time. TEASE.

Sorry to crash in on the guy bashing party. I was thinking that if I stopped in I could get some 'good guy' sympathy sex.

 

[JoyDyan]

Yeah, I get that all the time. TEASE.

Sorry to crash in on the guy bashing party. I was thinking that if I stopped in I could get some 'good guy' sympathy sex.

Awww...I'm totally not putting you into the 'stupidhead' category.

I don't do sympathy sex...how about some good ol' raunchy drunken sex??


Blu! This man needs a drink!!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Awww...I'm totally not putting you into the 'stupidhead' category.

I don't do sympathy sex...how about some good ol' raunchy drunken sex??


Blu! This man needs a drink!!

I think I meant rebound sex. Whatever.

Drunken raunchy works too, I can do both kinds. Why don't we get drunk . . .

I've got a red wine here, but I'm more of a whiskey guy.

 

[JoyDyan]

I think I meant rebound sex. Whatever.

Drunken raunchy works too, I can do both kinds. Why don't we get drunk . . .

I've got a red wine here, but I'm more of a whiskey guy.

.....and screwwwwwww!! Lol!



Where is that damn bartender??

 

[AbsintheFather]

.....and screwwwwwww!! Lol!



Where is that damn bartender??

I bet you know all the words to 'you never even call me by my name' too.



I'd offer to fix you something, but it's not my bar, some folks are touchy about that sort of thing.

 

[The_Fool]

Tonight is an Irish night. Bushmill's Black Bush.

 

[JoyDyan]

I bet you know all the words to 'you never even call me by my name' too.



I'd offer to fix you something, but it's not my bar, some folks are touchy about that sort of thing.

I'm sure she wouldn't mind...she's probably passed out from too much wine. I'm willing to bet she's sprawled out on the bathroom floor.

Tonight is an Irish night. Bushmill's Black Bush.

Hee hee...you said 'bush'.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm sure she wouldn't mind...she's probably passed out from too much wine. I'm willing to bet she's sprawled out on the bathroom floor.



Hee hee...you said 'bush'.

If I was referring to that bush I would have gone ahead and said pussy.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Tonight is an Irish night. Bushmill's Black Bush.

I think you want the 'do it in colour' thread.

 

[JoyDyan]

If I was referring to that bush I would have gone ahead and said pussy.

My virgin ears!

 

[blulilacgrl]

My virgin ears!

Pffftt.. there is nothing on you that is virginal.

Hey Absinthe! Feel free to make your own drink if I am not around. Just keep your mitts off my tequila.

TF!! Darlin', you missin' me yet?

 

[The_Fool]

Pffftt.. there is nothing on you that is virginal.

Hey Absinthe! Feel free to make your own drink if I am not around. Just keep your mitts off my tequila.

TF!! Darlin', you missin' me yet?

Always baby...

 

[blulilacgrl]

Always baby...

Good! I should pout and stomp my feet at your absence.

Tell me, would it work?

 

[JoyDyan]

Pffftt.. there is nothing on you that is virginal.

Hey Absinthe! Feel free to make your own drink if I am not around. Just keep your mitts off my tequila.

TF!! Darlin', you missin' me yet?

Im sure there must still be SOMEthing.....



*searches pockets*

 

[AbsintheFather]

Have a good Friday night

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[blulilacgrl]

Cover Charge Fri. 11/22

Evenin' All!

Absinthe's post has me thinkin'... a dangerous thing I know. But why are you drinkin' tonight? Yep, I think that will be the cover. Tell me exactly why I should serve you. Are you celebratin'? Drowning sorrows? Just havin' fun? Or just bored? [laughs]

Come on, tell Mama.

Blu

 

[1sickbastard]

Evenin' All!

Absinthe's post has me thinkin'... a dangerous thing I know. But why are you drinkin' tonight? Yep, I think that will be the cover. Tell me exactly why I should serve you. Are you celebratin'? Drowning sorrows? Just havin' fun? Or just bored? [laughs]

Come on, tell Mama.

Blu

I'm drinking because I'm over 21, ain't driving, have cash, and feel like being drunk.

 

[lovecraft68]

Drinking because my wife has a few of her friends from church over and I need to seek oblivion and quickly.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm drinking because I'm over 21, ain't driving, have cash, and feel like being drunk.

Drinking because my wife has a few of her friends from church over and I need to seek oblivion and quickly.

Stellar reasons, gentlemen!

What can I get you?

 

[SouthernBunny]

Hey!

Good Evening Blu - and everyone

I just rejoined Lit after a long hiatus and this was the thread with the newest post. You all seem like a great group and wanted to make my first hello!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Good Evening Blu - and everyone

I just rejoined Lit after a long hiatus and this was the thread with the newest post. You all seem like a great group and wanted to make my first hello!

Hey there! Welcome back and welcome to Blu's.

I don't know if we are a 'great' group, there is this one particularly nasty bitch (*cough* Banana *cough*) that likes to frequent the place but everyone else is cool.