Mama Blu's

[blulilacgrl]

Hey blulilacgrl.

Hey hey! I have been gone for so long! Seems like everything has changed. How have you been?

 

[TongueLust]

Hey hey! I have been gone for so long! Seems like everything has changed. How have you been?

I'm okay, a lot has changed.
I have turned into that old lady who lives in the house on the hill.
The one who everybody is scared to visit.
How are things in your world?

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm okay, a lot has changed.
I have turned into that old lady who lives in the house on the hill.
The one who everybody is scared to visit.
How are things in your world?

I have become the old woman in the shoe with too many children. Which hopefully explains my long absence.

Do you think Lit is a place for old women to raise a little ruckus or do we leave it to the younger ones?

 

[mrspank30]

I have become the old woman in the shoe with too many children. Which hopefully explains my long absence.

Do you think Lit is a place for old women to raise a little ruckus or do we leave it to the younger ones?

It certainly can be a perfect place for a woman to find the release that she needs

 

[cliteatingman]

Yep my original location was closed by the PTB. But that's all right. Think of this as a new location, a grand reopening!

Come have a drink, have some fun, and if you need a little pick me up... come see me. I'm still sittin' at the end of the bar, sippin' my drink and willin' to lend an ear.

Blu

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Hi Blu

 

[blulilacgrl]

It certainly can be a perfect place for a woman to find the release that she needs

And if that release requires a man? A strong virile man who can satisfy my needs? Could I find him here, do you think?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hi Blu

Hey hey darlin'!

And what trouble have you been getting up to while I was away? Hmmmm?

 

[TongueLust]

I have become the old woman in the shoe with too many children. Which hopefully explains my long absence.

Do you think Lit is a place for old women to raise a little ruckus or do we leave it to the younger ones?

We got this! Maybe we should start a seasoned pussy club thread.

 

[Ask For More]

Seasoned pussy. Am I wrong to be thinking about food?

 

[blulilacgrl]

We got this! Maybe we should start a seasoned pussy club thread.

You mean there isn't one already?

Seasoned pussy. Am I wrong to be thinking about food?

Am I wrong for wondering what seasoning goes best with pussy? Oh oh! Question for the night! I haven't done a cover charge in a long while. Let me see if I remember how.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Cover Charge Sun. 8/12

For anyone new entering my thread... back when I first started House of Blu and now Mama Blu's I decided that any good bar charges a cover to get in. So in that spirit I devised my own nightly cover charge. A simple question to get the conversational ball rolling. It's been a while but let me see if I can still do it.

Now an interesting question has entered my head. We all know that certain things go together. Chicken salad isn't any good without some dill and gotta have some paprika on those deviled eggs, right? Everything needs a little seasoning. But what goes with what? If you are sitting down to a nice little dish of cunninglingus, what spice are you hoping for?

Wanna drink (or conversation) ya gotta answer the question...

What seasoning do you think would pair best with pussy?

Blu

 

[StElmosFire]

For anyone new entering my thread... back when I first started House of Blu and now Mama Blu's I decided that any good bar charges a cover to get in. So in that spirit I devised my own nightly cover charge. A simple question to get the conversational ball rolling. It's been a while but let me see if I can still do it.

Now an interesting question has entered my head. We all know that certain things go together. Chicken salad isn't any good without some dill and gotta have some paprika on those deviled eggs, right? Everything needs a little seasoning. But what goes with what? If you are sitting down to a nice little dish of cunninglingus, what spice are you hoping for?

Wanna drink (or conversation) ya gotta answer the question...

What seasoning do you think would pair best with pussy?

Blu

It's difficult being the first to answer a question when your not quite sure the direction you're thinking. However I'll take a stab at it. The spice I would like with my pussy is some ass. It's always on hand and I believe makes the whole foreplay experience that much tastier.

*raises eyebrows at bouncer awaiting a response*

 

[blulilacgrl]

It's difficult being the first to answer a question when your not quite sure the direction you're thinking. However I'll take a stab at it. The spice I would like with my pussy is some ass. It's always on hand and I believe makes the whole foreplay experience that much tastier.

*raises eyebrows at bouncer awaiting a response*

Now where exactly does one find ass seasoning? Do you have to go to a specialty shop to get it? Lol.

Cover paid. What can I get you to drink?

 

[StElmosFire]

Now where exactly does one find ass seasoning? Do you have to go to a specialty shop to get it? Lol.

Cover paid. What can I get you to drink?

Ass seasoning and pussy are like salt and pepper, they always seem to be together.

Scotch and soda sounds good!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Ass seasoning and pussy are like salt and pepper, they always seem to be together.

Scotch and soda sounds good!

Scotch and soda....mud in your eye...baby do I feel high oh me oh my ...*whistles*

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Well now you have me thinking about all the different types of salt and pepper. Is there a Pink Himalayan Ass? Or maybe a Pink Peppercorn Ass?

 

[StElmosFire]

Scotch and soda....mud in your eye...baby do I feel high oh me oh my ...*whistles*

https://lowdownblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/scotch-and-soda.jpg
Well now you have me thinking about all the different types of salt and pepper. Is there a Pink Himalayan Ass? Or maybe a Pink Peppercorn Ass?

If I find some, you'll be the first I let know.

*logs into Amazon*

 

[blulilacgrl]

If I find some, you'll be the first I let know.

*logs into Amazon*

Be sure to get pictures! We are definitely gonna need pics of this! Oh and check to see if it's kosher.

 

[StElmosFire]

Be sure to get pictures! We are definitely gonna need pics of this! Oh and check to see if it's kosher.

Oh, you'll be having some too?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Oh, you'll be having some too?

Well you can't know whether you like something or not until you try it.

 

[StElmosFire]

Well you can't know whether you like something or not until you try it.

If I find it, I'm going to Buy all they have...you know, just in case.

 

[blulilacgrl]

If I find it, I'm going to Buy all they have...you know, just in case.

But then you'll create a shortage. Prices will skyrocket and you'll be sitting there with your own little mountain of ass seasoning. Okay sorry...that image has me rollin'!

 

[StElmosFire]

But then you'll create a shortage. Prices will skyrocket and you'll be sitting there with your own little mountain of ass seasoning. Okay sorry...that image has me rollin'!

I don't see how we lose here, Blu. Either we're profiting from the spike in ass seasoning or you're taking a week off from work.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I don't see how we lose here, Blu. Either we're profiting from the spike in ass seasoning or you're taking a week off from work.

We'll be Ass Seasoning Millionaires!!

 

[StElmosFire]

We'll be Ass Seasoning Millionaires!!

Or never be seen again. And you might walk funny. I'm not sure of all the potential side effects though

 

[blulilacgrl]

Or never be seen again. And you might walk funny. I'm not sure of all the potential side effects though

Some things are worth walking funny for.