Male Fantasies

[eric60red]

I am curoius, I know that guys need something visual or they read stories to stimulate them selves, while masturbating. Tell us what think when you cum.


I CANT HELP BEING SO SEXY

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have a 22-inch penis with a three-inch diameter so naturally I have no blood left to think with once I get full of the motion eMotion...



... or is the iMotion? I get the two confused.

 

[lovetoread]

Seriously?

Men need help to get off?

 

[ChinaBandit]

I am curoius, I know that guys need something visual or they read stories to stimulate them selves, while masturbating. Tell us what think when you cum.


I CANT HELP BEING SO SEXY

I need something new.

The pics your boyfriend posted of you and you're dildo just don't cut it anymore.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Seriously?

Men need help to get off?

Sometimes we get stuck when we cum too much and it dries...

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am curoius, I know that guys need something visual or they read stories to stimulate them selves, while masturbating. Tell us what think when you cum.


I CANT HELP BEING SO SEXY

If anyone deserved to be pistol whipped with a 14 inch black jelly cock it's you.

 

[lovetoread]

Sometimes we get stuck when we cum too much and it dries...

And that's why you should move away from the wet spot.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And that's why you should move away from the wet spot.

Easy to say when you're not lugging around ten pounds of raging man-meat...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If anyone deserved to be pistol whipped with a 14 inch black jelly cock it's you.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/10/i_dream_of_gini.html

 

[naughtycakes]

If anyone deserved to be pistol whipped with a 14 inch black jelly cock it's you.

Hey!

What about me?

I've been good

 

[rosco rathbone]

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/10/i_dream_of_gini.html

Thanks for the link.

I reject the unstated premise of the article, which is that the greater inequality of the US reflects a more free economic playing field.

Here's one for you:

http://c4ss.org/content/11951

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thanks for the link.

I reject the unstated premise of the article, which is that the greater inequality of the US reflects a more free economic playing field.

Here's one for you:

http://c4ss.org/content/11951

I embrace the logical necessity of inequality in Capital creation, and even though they cannot fathom how their lot keeps improving generationally, the 47% enjoy the benefit of said inequality while at once resenting it because the fucking rising tide is lifting a few yachts along with their fishing dingy...



If you're quoting "Cool Hand Luke," then of course, you have a point...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

lol



Banana Republicans...

 

[eric60red]

I have a 22-inch penis with a three-inch diameter so naturally I have no blood left to think with once I get full of the motion eMotion...



... or is the iMotion? I get the two confused.

Problem with some is that they like to boast, this thread is an introduction to another which will be for the ladies, so they will have the oppurtunity to give their views perhaps later. As long as it amuses some and I doesnt get sarcastic comments, The Boards need some new conrtibuters and should be encouraged

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Problem with some is that they like to boast, this thread is an introduction to another which will be for the ladies, so they will have the oppurtunity to give their views perhaps later. As long as it amuses some and I doesnt get sarcastic comments, The Boards need some new conrtibuters and should be encouraged

Oh good lord is someone full of himself...



4 u

 

[kbate]

Problem with some is that they like to boast, this thread is an introduction to another which will be for the ladies, so they will have the oppurtunity to give their views perhaps later. As long as it amuses some and I doesnt get sarcastic comments, The Boards need some new conrtibuters and should be encouraged

Look, you had LTR in the thread earlier and if ever on Lit there has been a lady who would give you a shot (so to speak) it is her. Stop squandering the best chance you've had since your Lit conception on petty squabbling with Ajax, his eSpear is bigger than yours anyway and you'll just die horribly if you fight him.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It is an iMissile!


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I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yikes, the OP is a perverted oldster. I feel unclean being in this thread.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Die Imperialist Yankee Infidel!!!



*spit*

 

[bronzeage]

Seriously?

Men need help to get off?

Oh sure, it looks easy, but it's some of the hardest work a man will ever do.

 

[hogjack]

I do need stimulus to get this 84-year-old penis in gear.

For a decade I've been working my way through the 1983 Encyclopaedia Britannica page-by-page.

Without a doubt the "H" and "M" books provided the most giddyup, so to speak. So, for me it's a combination of reading, visuals and the tactile feel of a good reference book.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

"i'm sexy an i know it"

 

[hogjack]

Men need help to get off?

'Need' is a strong word. However, more accurately men are willing to pay upwards of 20% of annual salary - plus bonuses - for assistance.

 

[Tryharder62]

Just guessing, but I think the thoughts are more on the line of this with the girls saying like : Oh yes baby, your cock is huge, you're so good, the best fuck ever. Yes Yes Yes OHHHHHHH Baby.

http://t2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSa6ev6y500iAEBy7JBw7VE-zwnXXNqL8BOjg1Zrk_62-n8p3BBMg

 

[hogjack]

: "Oh yes baby, your cock is huge, you're so good, the best fuck ever. Yes Yes Yes OHHHHHHH Baby."

Heard it.
Believed it.
Verified it with a post-coital survey.