Make love to me - male or female

[April Fool]

I am just a fool looking for the sexiest, hottest men or women here at Lit to satisfy my foolish desires! Is anyone foolish enough to satisfy me?

Only really fools need apply.

 

[sexy-girl]

you only have about 40mins to be fooled by someone from the uk fool

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm a fool for love.

 

[Guest]

My due-by-date expired at noon.

 

[April Fool]

you only have about 40mins to be fooled by someone from the uk fool

Ohhh 40 minutes "hole minutes"! yummmy, yummy!

Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Average Duration of Orgasm (male)
3-5 seconds.

Average Time to Orgasm (female)
Females in Kinsey's studies averaged a little less than 4 minutes to reach orgasm during masturbation, though for coitus it took anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes.

Average Duration of Orgasm (female)
5-8 seconds. Orgasmic contractions in both sexes occur at intervals of 0.8 seconds.

 

[April Fool]

I'm a fool for love.

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10

 

[April Fool]

My due-by-date expired at noon.

is your due by date on your "can". can I see it?

 

[sexy-girl]

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10

i dont think you're older enough to be here

 

[Silverluna]

 

[April Fool]

i dont think you're older enough to be here

sure I is.

 

[April Fool]

 

[sexy-girl]

sure I is.

i didnt think it was that easy to joke an april fool


the quote you posted was from a 10 year old ... which is why i said you were too young

 

[ozraven]

I am just a fool looking for the sexiest, hottest men or women here at Lit to satisfy my foolish desires! Is anyone foolish enough to satisfy me?

Only really fools need apply.

Too fussy for me..............

 

[Silverluna]

woah...all this for one kiss you must really be easy to please youngling...

 

[badasschick]

Only a fool..."makes love" to someone they don't "love".......now, fucking them silly...that's a smart move!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

 

[J.B.]

badass is so wise.

 

[Gusty Wind]

muah.

 

[April Fool]

muah.

your cute! can i take u home?

 

[April Fool]

Ooh wah, ooh wah
Ooh wah, ooh wah
Ooh wah, ooh wah
Why do fools fall in love?

Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

Love is a losing game
Love can be a shame
I know, I'm a fool you see
For that fool is me
Tell me why
Tell me why

Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

Why does my heart
Skip a crazy beat?
For I know
It will reach defeat
Tell me why
Tell me why

Why do fools fall in love?
Tell me why
Tell me why

 

[April]

I like Aprils, fool or no.

 

[April Fool]

I like Aprils, fool or no.

yes, aprils are good. i liek aprils too.

 

[April]

Do you like me or do you lick me?

 

[Gusty Wind]

your cute! can i take u home?

hmmm.. you would be a great lover.

mmuuahh